This is a video game for God's sake! You're not supposed to be having fun!
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is a video game for God's sake! You're not supposed to be having fun!
Damn how bad is the Springsteen movie?
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Damn how bad is the Springsteen movie?
Fourth time's the charm?
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fourth time's the charm?
In a basically empty screening of World War Z, some incredibly stoned guy managed to drop his entire nacho cheese and chips plate on some lady's head while walking to his seat in the row behind her.
We still laugh about it.
We still laugh about it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In a basically empty screening of World War Z, some incredibly stoned guy managed to drop his entire nacho cheese and chips plate on some lady's head while walking to his seat in the row behind her.
We still laugh about it.
We still laugh about it.
Oh no should we tell Empress Joséphine?
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oh no should we tell Empress Joséphine?
Discreetly trying to get rid of the Necronomicon
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Discreetly trying to get rid of the Necronomicon
Loneliness Demon strikes again
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Loneliness Demon strikes again
AI's understanding of the situation is that Baker Mayfield has been motivated to push the Bucs to a 4-1 record because of an awkward interaction with Erin Andrews
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
AI's understanding of the situation is that Baker Mayfield has been motivated to push the Bucs to a 4-1 record because of an awkward interaction with Erin Andrews
Classic Jets move to fumble the ball and still get a penalty
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Classic Jets move to fumble the ball and still get a penalty
Leo's critique of Trump ends my hiatus of writing "Pope's infallible, bitch" in Adult Convert's replies
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Leo's critique of Trump ends my hiatus of writing "Pope's infallible, bitch" in Adult Convert's replies
No creature more vile than the Boston sports media writer
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No creature more vile than the Boston sports media writer
Turns out New York needs Eric Adams to run security for Trump Tower Istanbul
September 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Turns out New York needs Eric Adams to run security for Trump Tower Istanbul
"They're calling it BPD—Battle Pass Disorder"
September 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"They're calling it BPD—Battle Pass Disorder"
Check this shit out motherfucker [I predict a Rapture and a demon growls in my kid's ear; it's not clear what kind of prophecy I was trying to do]
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Check this shit out motherfucker [I predict a Rapture and a demon growls in my kid's ear; it's not clear what kind of prophecy I was trying to do]
God said you have to be nice to me
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
God said you have to be nice to me
Many are calling Charlie the "Throat GOAT"
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Many are calling Charlie the "Throat GOAT"
Slurpees are called Slumpos now
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Slurpees are called Slumpos now
Hose water hitting hard today
September 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hose water hitting hard today
They've got enrichment activities for him.
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They've got enrichment activities for him.
They're using the hat to pull focus from how stroked out he looks
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
They're using the hat to pull focus from how stroked out he looks