"time cast a spell on you"
Yeah mfer it's called aging
Yeah mfer it's called aging
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"time cast a spell on you"
Yeah mfer it's called aging
Yeah mfer it's called aging
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeffman@epstein.org>
To: Geek Squad <geeksquad@bestbuy.com>
Subject: do you do hidden camera set ups (it's for pedophilia)
To: Geek Squad <geeksquad@bestbuy.com>
Subject: do you do hidden camera set ups (it's for pedophilia)
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeffman@epstein.org>
To: Geek Squad <geeksquad@bestbuy.com>
Subject: do you do hidden camera set ups (it's for pedophilia)
To: Geek Squad <geeksquad@bestbuy.com>
Subject: do you do hidden camera set ups (it's for pedophilia)
This is a video game for God's sake! You're not supposed to be having fun!
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is a video game for God's sake! You're not supposed to be having fun!
Move the Jaguars to London already
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Move the Jaguars to London already
What's next for Andrew Cuomo? Sources say he's going to "try the mustache thing again."
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
What's next for Andrew Cuomo? Sources say he's going to "try the mustache thing again."
BREAKING: Debra Messing has climbed to the top of the O (2nd) in the HOLLYWOOD sign. Possibly armed.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
BREAKING: Debra Messing has climbed to the top of the O (2nd) in the HOLLYWOOD sign. Possibly armed.
We did it, Joe (Stalin)
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We did it, Joe (Stalin)
Damn how bad is the Springsteen movie?
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Damn how bad is the Springsteen movie?
And you may tell yourself,
"This is not my unapproachable house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aloof wife"
"This is not my unapproachable house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aloof wife"
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
And you may tell yourself,
"This is not my unapproachable house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aloof wife"
"This is not my unapproachable house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aloof wife"
Please don't put my ghost in the anti fentanyl ad
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Please don't put my ghost in the anti fentanyl ad
The theme of this NFL season is "Players Dislocating Body Parts I Didn't Know You Could Dislocate"
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The theme of this NFL season is "Players Dislocating Body Parts I Didn't Know You Could Dislocate"
They should let me k*ll the Geico Gecko
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They should let me k*ll the Geico Gecko
New York Post is going with "Blew It Jays" right?
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
New York Post is going with "Blew It Jays" right?
I bet, for like 0.003 seconds, getting hit between the eyes with a sledgehammer feels really good
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I bet, for like 0.003 seconds, getting hit between the eyes with a sledgehammer feels really good
Pretty clear now that Tua gets some sort of performance buff from being poisoned.
Dolphins need to introduce Miranda Sprouts to the locker room
Dolphins need to introduce Miranda Sprouts to the locker room
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pretty clear now that Tua gets some sort of performance buff from being poisoned.
Dolphins need to introduce Miranda Sprouts to the locker room
Dolphins need to introduce Miranda Sprouts to the locker room
For all his faults (shithead, dullard, terrible writer) there's no denying Jake has his finger on the pulse of youth culture
www.salon.com/2003/02/01/p...
www.salon.com/2003/02/01/p...
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For all his faults (shithead, dullard, terrible writer) there's no denying Jake has his finger on the pulse of youth culture
www.salon.com/2003/02/01/p...
www.salon.com/2003/02/01/p...
In our brilliant future, I ask my glasses if I need to wear a jacket
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In our brilliant future, I ask my glasses if I need to wear a jacket
Fourth time's the charm?
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fourth time's the charm?
Ignoring every "Enginseer? What in Terra is that?!" type prompt in 'Rogue Trader' and the game better credit me for it
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ignoring every "Enginseer? What in Terra is that?!" type prompt in 'Rogue Trader' and the game better credit me for it
The biggest streamers in the world, for some reason:
"What if life was middle school forever?"
"What if life was middle school forever?"
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The biggest streamers in the world, for some reason:
"What if life was middle school forever?"
"What if life was middle school forever?"
*says a bunch of dumb shit that pisses everyone off*
My mental is real bad right now.
My mental is real bad right now.
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*says a bunch of dumb shit that pisses everyone off*
My mental is real bad right now.
My mental is real bad right now.
I didn't even know David Harbour and Lily Allen were married tbh
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I didn't even know David Harbour and Lily Allen were married tbh
In a basically empty screening of World War Z, some incredibly stoned guy managed to drop his entire nacho cheese and chips plate on some lady's head while walking to his seat in the row behind her.
We still laugh about it.
We still laugh about it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In a basically empty screening of World War Z, some incredibly stoned guy managed to drop his entire nacho cheese and chips plate on some lady's head while walking to his seat in the row behind her.
We still laugh about it.
We still laugh about it.
Oh no should we tell Empress Joséphine?
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oh no should we tell Empress Joséphine?