sluggboi
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by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...
I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza | Defector
When I was a very depressed British teenager, I had an unhealthy fascination with America. I found a way to love its contradictions, to explain away the obvious sins not by excusing them directly but ...
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February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
drawing a big line on my whiteboard between "straight white guy podcasts" and "queer ppl dogshit web comics"
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
drawing a big line on my whiteboard between "straight white guy podcasts" and "queer ppl dogshit web comics"
it's so funny how far down the page the bbc have buried the Sex Matters loss. you know if the decision had gone their way it'd be the top story
January 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
it's so funny how far down the page the bbc have buried the Sex Matters loss. you know if the decision had gone their way it'd be the top story
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The rabid cult will just never be able to claim Kirsty. She's a rich society lady and her mind is made up. Somehow I don't think her replies being flooded by freaks saying "WELL YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED THEN!" will change her mind on this.
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The rabid cult will just never be able to claim Kirsty. She's a rich society lady and her mind is made up. Somehow I don't think her replies being flooded by freaks saying "WELL YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED THEN!" will change her mind on this.
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
have the Democrats considered bringing back the Mr Makes Matters Worse nickname or doing another strange sarcastic clap
January 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
have the Democrats considered bringing back the Mr Makes Matters Worse nickname or doing another strange sarcastic clap
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
thinking about this one again
fionas hoody absolutely covered in food lol
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
fionas hoody absolutely covered in food lol
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popcorn is shite
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
popcorn is shite
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I think it is a mistake for the music video for Lionel Richie’s dancing on the ceiling to have people literally dancing on the ceiling because it moves it from being a metaphor to being a story about demons
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I think it is a mistake for the music video for Lionel Richie’s dancing on the ceiling to have people literally dancing on the ceiling because it moves it from being a metaphor to being a story about demons
if Nolan had cast Eminem instead of Heath Ledger: do u wanna know how I got these bars
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
if Nolan had cast Eminem instead of Heath Ledger: do u wanna know how I got these bars
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We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
this traitors season has the juice. one of them said "as a gamer..."
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
this traitors season has the juice. one of them said "as a gamer..."
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
pulling the head off it
What would you be doing in your #TheTraitors clip when they show you in your hotel room? I'd be trying to make Super Noodles in the kettle.
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
pulling the head off it
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If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
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What do you mean Avatar made no cultural impact, everyone's always quoting lines from those films like, uh. Um. Uhhhh
Fire and Ash made half a billion dollars in a week and we’re still doing “Avatar has no cultural impact”? Don’t you people have homes to go to?
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
What do you mean Avatar made no cultural impact, everyone's always quoting lines from those films like, uh. Um. Uhhhh