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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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BREAKING: Grok apologies for the oopsie in Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
BREAKING: Grok apologies for the oopsie in Venezuela
BREAKING: Grok apologies for the oopsie in Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
BREAKING: Grok apologies for the oopsie in Venezuela
I was wondering what the discourse about Venezuela was like so I checked X (the everything app)
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I was wondering what the discourse about Venezuela was like so I checked X (the everything app)
Sir your war crimes are almost done, but your post only got three likes. Would you still like your chocolate milk?
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sir your war crimes are almost done, but your post only got three likes. Would you still like your chocolate milk?
xAI's Grok, the premier child porn generating hitler praising racist chat bot, has secured another $5 billion in funding! Congrats to Mr. Musk and his ingenuity!
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
xAI's Grok, the premier child porn generating hitler praising racist chat bot, has secured another $5 billion in funding! Congrats to Mr. Musk and his ingenuity!
If you're going to post your top 10 movies of 2025 and not include the Daffy Duck movie, I'm going to scroll past with disappointment
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you're going to post your top 10 movies of 2025 and not include the Daffy Duck movie, I'm going to scroll past with disappointment
New year, same me. No resolutions. I might even get worse
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
New year, same me. No resolutions. I might even get worse
Like on valentines day, I will be posting from a secret alt account tonight so no one will think I don't have anything better to do than post on NYE
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Like on valentines day, I will be posting from a secret alt account tonight so no one will think I don't have anything better to do than post on NYE
No one at the sandwich shop got excited when I told them my name was John Montague, which is the name of the man who "invented" the sandwich in 1762. Clearly they aren't up on their trivia and probably don't even really care about sandwiches
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No one at the sandwich shop got excited when I told them my name was John Montague, which is the name of the man who "invented" the sandwich in 1762. Clearly they aren't up on their trivia and probably don't even really care about sandwiches
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"I think it would be good to kill yourself if that's how you're feeling. Don't listen to your friends and loved ones. And on the way out--why not have a last meal to remember with one of Chef Lorena Garcia's new holiday-inspired burrito bowls at Chipotle?"
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"I think it would be good to kill yourself if that's how you're feeling. Don't listen to your friends and loved ones. And on the way out--why not have a last meal to remember with one of Chef Lorena Garcia's new holiday-inspired burrito bowls at Chipotle?"
"I'm sorry to hear you're going through a hard time. It's tough when a loved one dies. If it provides you with any solace, KFC's Hot n Spicy wings are finger lickin good and right now they're offering a mourning discount of 5%, would you like me to order?"
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"I'm sorry to hear you're going through a hard time. It's tough when a loved one dies. If it provides you with any solace, KFC's Hot n Spicy wings are finger lickin good and right now they're offering a mourning discount of 5%, would you like me to order?"
Tony the tiger on Frosted Flakes: "They're Grrrrrrrrreat!"
Tony the tiger on racism: "I think we should all respect each other and judge by character, not appearance"
Tony the tiger on racism: "I think we should all respect each other and judge by character, not appearance"
December 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tony the tiger on Frosted Flakes: "They're Grrrrrrrrreat!"
Tony the tiger on racism: "I think we should all respect each other and judge by character, not appearance"
Tony the tiger on racism: "I think we should all respect each other and judge by character, not appearance"
They should make a microwave that works in reverse and makes stuff cold
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They should make a microwave that works in reverse and makes stuff cold
Putting on my vintage Invader Zim hoodie and my (nearly) matching Gir beanie so that I may fabricate some epic randomness
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Putting on my vintage Invader Zim hoodie and my (nearly) matching Gir beanie so that I may fabricate some epic randomness
My date is upset that
1. I took her to Applebee's
2. I forgot my wallet (easy mistake!)
and 3. I tried to sneak out the bathroom window but got stuck and the fire department had to come rescue me
1. I took her to Applebee's
2. I forgot my wallet (easy mistake!)
and 3. I tried to sneak out the bathroom window but got stuck and the fire department had to come rescue me
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My date is upset that
1. I took her to Applebee's
2. I forgot my wallet (easy mistake!)
and 3. I tried to sneak out the bathroom window but got stuck and the fire department had to come rescue me
1. I took her to Applebee's
2. I forgot my wallet (easy mistake!)
and 3. I tried to sneak out the bathroom window but got stuck and the fire department had to come rescue me
why should I be excited about 2026? The last 2,025 years weren't very good, and I've heard there were years before that that were even worse!
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
why should I be excited about 2026? The last 2,025 years weren't very good, and I've heard there were years before that that were even worse!
Dressing my toilet up like this and filling it to the brim to show Santa my displeasure for his gifts
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dressing my toilet up like this and filling it to the brim to show Santa my displeasure for his gifts
between december 26th and jan 1st santa doesn't care what you do. it's one week to raise hell before his watchful eye returns
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
between december 26th and jan 1st santa doesn't care what you do. it's one week to raise hell before his watchful eye returns
I can NOT wait for Christmas tomorrow!
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I can NOT wait for Christmas tomorrow!
Mrs Dracula bought Dracula combs for his beautiful fangs, but he sold his fangs to buy Youtooz of all his favorite YouTube celebrities. Think of this tale and be grateful for what you have because Dracula wasn't about to buy all the Yootooz that he wanted
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Mrs Dracula bought Dracula combs for his beautiful fangs, but he sold his fangs to buy Youtooz of all his favorite YouTube celebrities. Think of this tale and be grateful for what you have because Dracula wasn't about to buy all the Yootooz that he wanted
Watching a 90s Christmas commercial compilation and getting an adrenaline rush when the m&m's "They Do Exist" spot comes on
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Watching a 90s Christmas commercial compilation and getting an adrenaline rush when the m&m's "They Do Exist" spot comes on
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joining the great machine consciousness
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
joining the great machine consciousness
The Democrats have released 18 more photos of Epstein's private refrigerator, giving more insight into the psych of the disgraced financer
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Democrats have released 18 more photos of Epstein's private refrigerator, giving more insight into the psych of the disgraced financer
A scare Crow's purpose is to keep away, or "scare away" crows. None know how this works and few are brave enough to ask. Better just to leave it alone, I say
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A scare Crow's purpose is to keep away, or "scare away" crows. None know how this works and few are brave enough to ask. Better just to leave it alone, I say