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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis
With Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (and it's recently released update with Dixie Kong), as well as Donkey Kong Bananza and its DLC, there's never been a better time to be a Donkey Kong fan. Terrible time for everything else, though
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
With Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (and it's recently released update with Dixie Kong), as well as Donkey Kong Bananza and its DLC, there's never been a better time to be a Donkey Kong fan. Terrible time for everything else, though
The next dead pool movie should have invader Zim and gir in it
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 AM
The next dead pool movie should have invader Zim and gir in it
Accidentally dropped my caramel apple on a giant ant hill and watched in horror as they drug it inside. Didn't even ask if I was done with it
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Accidentally dropped my caramel apple on a giant ant hill and watched in horror as they drug it inside. Didn't even ask if I was done with it
They should make a teacup ride where the cups are filled to the brim with tea and the ride doesn't stop until you drink it all
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
They should make a teacup ride where the cups are filled to the brim with tea and the ride doesn't stop until you drink it all
It's ok to hate me for being American. I'm used to being hated, even though I'm really cool and have a good collection of video games and DVDs
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
It's ok to hate me for being American. I'm used to being hated, even though I'm really cool and have a good collection of video games and DVDs
Yoshifumi Kondō died 28 years ago today, worked to death by Takahata and Miyazaki. If you're working today, make sure to slack off twice as hard in his honor
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Yoshifumi Kondō died 28 years ago today, worked to death by Takahata and Miyazaki. If you're working today, make sure to slack off twice as hard in his honor
He forgot his vape
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
He forgot his vape
Next step: get their guns silencers! That way they won't be too loud
Democrats celebrating getting body cams for ICE is wild. One of the main reasons they exist is to create content of themselves punishing the foes of their racist, pedophile leader. Now my taxes are gonna pay for that too. Thanks!
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Next step: get their guns silencers! That way they won't be too loud
The bank is threatening to foreclose on my lunch and I'd better pay up or they're going to repossess my stomach
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The bank is threatening to foreclose on my lunch and I'd better pay up or they're going to repossess my stomach
I guess they're just done releasing the Epstein files. Probably nothing interesting in there. Should probably focus our government on doing war crimes and killing it's own population
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I guess they're just done releasing the Epstein files. Probably nothing interesting in there. Should probably focus our government on doing war crimes and killing it's own population
Staying on brand as I Game
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Staying on brand as I Game
Anime Girls wont u come out tonight come out tonight come out tonight. Anime Girls, wont u come out tonight & dance by the light of the moon
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Anime Girls wont u come out tonight come out tonight come out tonight. Anime Girls, wont u come out tonight & dance by the light of the moon
Hey, Fred! That's not the elephant's trunk!
January 15, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Hey, Fred! That's not the elephant's trunk!
Me while I watch ICE drop an atom bomb on a US city: if they would have had more training this could have been deescalated
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Me while I watch ICE drop an atom bomb on a US city: if they would have had more training this could have been deescalated
Scott Adams has ascended from the physical constraints of his body and is now, in essence, pure orgasm
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Scott Adams has ascended from the physical constraints of his body and is now, in essence, pure orgasm
Can't close Scott Adam's coffin because he had a clause in his will that stipulated he be buried in one of those curl up dilbert ties but no one made sure to get a coffin deep enough to accommodate
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Can't close Scott Adam's coffin because he had a clause in his will that stipulated he be buried in one of those curl up dilbert ties but no one made sure to get a coffin deep enough to accommodate
Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is recovering in his private home in Florida and doing better than ever. He eats a bowl of mold in the morning, at noon and at night. Then he takes a relaxing dip in a black mold lagoon
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is recovering in his private home in Florida and doing better than ever. He eats a bowl of mold in the morning, at noon and at night. Then he takes a relaxing dip in a black mold lagoon
Eating ice cream to put out my heart burn but it's not working for some reason?
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Eating ice cream to put out my heart burn but it's not working for some reason?
It's 2075, the boomers still haven't died. Boomer nostalgia continues its stranglehold on pop culture and I'm being sent to the re-education center because I still don't care about the Rolling Stones
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It's 2075, the boomers still haven't died. Boomer nostalgia continues its stranglehold on pop culture and I'm being sent to the re-education center because I still don't care about the Rolling Stones
BREAKING: JD Vance's diaper has just been soiled and he is NOT letting the white house staff change him. He's reportedly running around their legs giggling but gets mad and screams NO when someone tries to grab him. This is a developing story
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
BREAKING: JD Vance's diaper has just been soiled and he is NOT letting the white house staff change him. He's reportedly running around their legs giggling but gets mad and screams NO when someone tries to grab him. This is a developing story
It's the year 2065, xAI and Epstein's AI ghost have merged operations to create the largest corporate conglomerate focusing on child exploitation. Some raise monopoly concerns
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It's the year 2065, xAI and Epstein's AI ghost have merged operations to create the largest corporate conglomerate focusing on child exploitation. Some raise monopoly concerns
After the president left his most vocal detractors dead in the street with bullets in their heads and blood spilling into the gutters, Mr. Schumer announced his disappointment in the current administration and wagged a finger in the general direction of the white house
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
After the president left his most vocal detractors dead in the street with bullets in their heads and blood spilling into the gutters, Mr. Schumer announced his disappointment in the current administration and wagged a finger in the general direction of the white house
On this day it's important we remember ashli babbitt for whatever it was she did before being killed for breaking into the capital building on behalf of a racist pedophile
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
On this day it's important we remember ashli babbitt for whatever it was she did before being killed for breaking into the capital building on behalf of a racist pedophile
My wife hates it when I step foot on "her side of the room" but all my toys are over there for some reason
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
My wife hates it when I step foot on "her side of the room" but all my toys are over there for some reason