That's Are Thankful Dings™
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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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Happy Veterans Day to all those who fought in the great console war (genesis vs. snes)
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all those who fought in the great console war (genesis vs. snes)
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From hungry, to hangry, to tummy full :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
From hungry, to hangry, to tummy full :)
M: James Bond, I thought you were dead!
James Bond: I was!
James Bond: I was!
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
M: James Bond, I thought you were dead!
James Bond: I was!
James Bond: I was!
From hungry, to hangry, to tummy full :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
From hungry, to hangry, to tummy full :)
It's frustrating that the Democrats spent 40 days negotiating so they could get nothing. I get nothing every day and I don't have to work for it. What a bunch of losers
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's frustrating that the Democrats spent 40 days negotiating so they could get nothing. I get nothing every day and I don't have to work for it. What a bunch of losers
Smashing my toes with this big hammer I found, even though there's a large warning on the side that reads: NOT FOR SMASHING TOES. If not this hammer, which one though?
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Smashing my toes with this big hammer I found, even though there's a large warning on the side that reads: NOT FOR SMASHING TOES. If not this hammer, which one though?
I like to look out my window at the people below on the streets whispering "filth" over and over again. My wife (I love that woman) thinks I should get a new hobby, but it keeps me busy
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I like to look out my window at the people below on the streets whispering "filth" over and over again. My wife (I love that woman) thinks I should get a new hobby, but it keeps me busy
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[sobbing] if only dings had been given a breastless sexy ai chat bot. he was just one man
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
[sobbing] if only dings had been given a breastless sexy ai chat bot. he was just one man
No matter what I ask my sexy AI chat bot (with breasts), it always responds by giving me weirdly specific instructions on what kind of noose I'll have to tie for my weight class. Weird. Anyway, it said I should have some quiet reflection time in the garage while the car is running. TTYL
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
No matter what I ask my sexy AI chat bot (with breasts), it always responds by giving me weirdly specific instructions on what kind of noose I'll have to tie for my weight class. Weird. Anyway, it said I should have some quiet reflection time in the garage while the car is running. TTYL
I'm afraid all the "not guilty" verdicts being issued in regards to sandwich related crimes has got Jared Fogle's legal team scrambling
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm afraid all the "not guilty" verdicts being issued in regards to sandwich related crimes has got Jared Fogle's legal team scrambling
I turned on the shower this morning and nothing but blood came out! It's gonna be one of THOSE kind of days...
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I turned on the shower this morning and nothing but blood came out! It's gonna be one of THOSE kind of days...
I keep my heat at 69° F during the winter. It's not the warmest but it's a sex number and it gives me something to think about
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I keep my heat at 69° F during the winter. It's not the warmest but it's a sex number and it gives me something to think about
Andrew Cuomo has just been detained by animal control and will be destroyed by 12:00 A.M. EST
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Andrew Cuomo has just been detained by animal control and will be destroyed by 12:00 A.M. EST
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national toxx clause
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
national toxx clause
RIP to THIS hog
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
RIP to THIS hog
When I got to talk to my hero
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When I got to talk to my hero
I had a dream last night where hulk hogan came to me. He said "Don't worry about me brother, though I am in intense agony in hell. I guess a lot of stuff I did was wrong" Then Satan showed up with his pitchfork and poked Hogan in the butt while apologizing to me for letting him out. Pretty zany!
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I had a dream last night where hulk hogan came to me. He said "Don't worry about me brother, though I am in intense agony in hell. I guess a lot of stuff I did was wrong" Then Satan showed up with his pitchfork and poked Hogan in the butt while apologizing to me for letting him out. Pretty zany!
The sun begins to set, a wolf says something in the distance (a howl?) your digital calendar blinks the date you've been dreading... Ding's patented Scary Posts™ (formally spooky tweets) starts soon...
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The sun begins to set, a wolf says something in the distance (a howl?) your digital calendar blinks the date you've been dreading... Ding's patented Scary Posts™ (formally spooky tweets) starts soon...
This is a fossil recreation of what was called a "Mac Donald's Hamburger Restaurant"
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is a fossil recreation of what was called a "Mac Donald's Hamburger Restaurant"
As usual people thought I was dressed up for Halloween as "sexy hunk", "muscled up super athlete" or "Greek God Zeus" but hey folks, I'm just trying to do my grocery shopping! I'm not wearing a costume!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As usual people thought I was dressed up for Halloween as "sexy hunk", "muscled up super athlete" or "Greek God Zeus" but hey folks, I'm just trying to do my grocery shopping! I'm not wearing a costume!!!!
I was about to do something really important and meaningful but now that I'm just going to get vaporized in a nuclear holocaust it doesn't seem worth the effort
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was about to do something really important and meaningful but now that I'm just going to get vaporized in a nuclear holocaust it doesn't seem worth the effort
Doctor: You need to cut down on sweet things
Me (dings): does that mean I can't see you anymore? ;)
Me (dings): does that mean I can't see you anymore? ;)
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Doctor: You need to cut down on sweet things
Me (dings): does that mean I can't see you anymore? ;)
Me (dings): does that mean I can't see you anymore? ;)
This is a separate news story, but my trailer stuffed full of diseased monkeys has also been breached and life on this planet will forever be changed, I guess
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is a separate news story, but my trailer stuffed full of diseased monkeys has also been breached and life on this planet will forever be changed, I guess
Drawing a happy family playing together with no tear gas canisters being exploded into their faces onto a large rock face as an ICE van speeds hungrily towards it
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Drawing a happy family playing together with no tear gas canisters being exploded into their faces onto a large rock face as an ICE van speeds hungrily towards it
The amount of times I've been out driving and turned my head to gaze at a beer billboard only to glance back at the road seconds before smashing into and causing significant structural damage to a historic brick building (no one cared that I was ok) is now one
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The amount of times I've been out driving and turned my head to gaze at a beer billboard only to glance back at the road seconds before smashing into and causing significant structural damage to a historic brick building (no one cared that I was ok) is now one