That's Are Thankful Dings™
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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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I live in an egg and post on the computer™
I was peddling my Razor RipRider 360 tricycle around the neighborhood as the self appointed "neighborhood watchman" until I came upon a group of ruffian teens who dumped me in a ravine. As soon as my bones heal I'll be issuing them a citation!
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I was peddling my Razor RipRider 360 tricycle around the neighborhood as the self appointed "neighborhood watchman" until I came upon a group of ruffian teens who dumped me in a ravine. As soon as my bones heal I'll be issuing them a citation!
Collectors are pricing me out of the Oswald fandom
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Collectors are pricing me out of the Oswald fandom
Time will be the final judge, but I have my doubts that "Walt Disney Proudly Presents: Tron ARES An Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" will stand on equal footing with "The Downward Spiral" and "The Fragile" in the NIN discography
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Time will be the final judge, but I have my doubts that "Walt Disney Proudly Presents: Tron ARES An Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" will stand on equal footing with "The Downward Spiral" and "The Fragile" in the NIN discography
🚨 SCOOP: Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer will be leading a motorcade of democratic senators to the White House where he, or one of his goons, will hurl a brick straight at the front door for retaliation for the President's promise of murder
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
🚨 SCOOP: Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer will be leading a motorcade of democratic senators to the White House where he, or one of his goons, will hurl a brick straight at the front door for retaliation for the President's promise of murder
The first vice president in HISTORY to find a full tuxedo in a cracker jack box! Congrats to you sir!
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The first vice president in HISTORY to find a full tuxedo in a cracker jack box! Congrats to you sir!
15 minutes until dings eats a pizza
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
15 minutes until dings eats a pizza
I hate when you're watching a movie on your computer & it fades to black & the monitor reflects your face & you remember your life stinks
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I hate when you're watching a movie on your computer & it fades to black & the monitor reflects your face & you remember your life stinks
Get your preorders in now for the 2026 Official "That's Are Dings!"™️ calendar! (Shipping qtr 4 2026)
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Get your preorders in now for the 2026 Official "That's Are Dings!"™️ calendar! (Shipping qtr 4 2026)
(me after posting a picture where I've fallen for some reason and left my face a blood covered disaster): hello from your elected official!
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
(me after posting a picture where I've fallen for some reason and left my face a blood covered disaster): hello from your elected official!
Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
It's FRED DURST FRIDAY!!!
a valentine 's day card with a picture of a man holding hearts and the words this fred durst friday is for you
ALT: a valentine 's day card with a picture of a man holding hearts and the words this fred durst friday is for you
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November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's FRED DURST FRIDAY!!!
If you never hear from me again, it's because I've been banned by "el zinko"
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you never hear from me again, it's because I've been banned by "el zinko"
Younger generations will never know the joy of consulting with disgraced financer and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who died by suicide in his jail cell awaiting trial on August 10th 2019
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Younger generations will never know the joy of consulting with disgraced financer and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who died by suicide in his jail cell awaiting trial on August 10th 2019
From: Jeff Epstein (jepstien@pedoclub.org)
To: Donald Trump (yourfired1@pedoclub.org)
Some of the girls I'm trafficking have been complaining about your smell. We're pedophiles here, have some self respect!
-Jeff
P.S. IT IS ILLEGAL TO LOOK AT THIS EMAIL IF IT IS NOT FOR YOU
To: Donald Trump (yourfired1@pedoclub.org)
Some of the girls I'm trafficking have been complaining about your smell. We're pedophiles here, have some self respect!
-Jeff
P.S. IT IS ILLEGAL TO LOOK AT THIS EMAIL IF IT IS NOT FOR YOU
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
From: Jeff Epstein (jepstien@pedoclub.org)
To: Donald Trump (yourfired1@pedoclub.org)
Some of the girls I'm trafficking have been complaining about your smell. We're pedophiles here, have some self respect!
-Jeff
P.S. IT IS ILLEGAL TO LOOK AT THIS EMAIL IF IT IS NOT FOR YOU
To: Donald Trump (yourfired1@pedoclub.org)
Some of the girls I'm trafficking have been complaining about your smell. We're pedophiles here, have some self respect!
-Jeff
P.S. IT IS ILLEGAL TO LOOK AT THIS EMAIL IF IT IS NOT FOR YOU
Few are as purely coquettish as Bugs Bunny
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Few are as purely coquettish as Bugs Bunny
Biker mice... from Mars? Good luck getting an internal combustion engine running on a planet where oxygen is nearly absent
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Biker mice... from Mars? Good luck getting an internal combustion engine running on a planet where oxygen is nearly absent
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I'm sure everyone is jealous of my original signed Shmorky art
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm sure everyone is jealous of my original signed Shmorky art
Happy Veterans Day to all those who fought in the great console war (genesis vs. snes)
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all those who fought in the great console war (genesis vs. snes)
M: James Bond, I thought you were dead!
James Bond: I was!
James Bond: I was!
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
M: James Bond, I thought you were dead!
James Bond: I was!
James Bond: I was!
From hungry, to hangry, to tummy full :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
From hungry, to hangry, to tummy full :)
It's frustrating that the Democrats spent 40 days negotiating so they could get nothing. I get nothing every day and I don't have to work for it. What a bunch of losers
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's frustrating that the Democrats spent 40 days negotiating so they could get nothing. I get nothing every day and I don't have to work for it. What a bunch of losers
Smashing my toes with this big hammer I found, even though there's a large warning on the side that reads: NOT FOR SMASHING TOES. If not this hammer, which one though?
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Smashing my toes with this big hammer I found, even though there's a large warning on the side that reads: NOT FOR SMASHING TOES. If not this hammer, which one though?
I like to look out my window at the people below on the streets whispering "filth" over and over again. My wife (I love that woman) thinks I should get a new hobby, but it keeps me busy
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I like to look out my window at the people below on the streets whispering "filth" over and over again. My wife (I love that woman) thinks I should get a new hobby, but it keeps me busy