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Francis🐝

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you can type any thought you have on this website and others have to see it

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Tom McH

@tommchenry.bsky.social

let me make a cop show

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

PANEL 1: Two guys in suits are typing on a computer with a CRT monitor and that green glow screens don't do anymore. NARRATOR: "In the basement where they plot". CHIEF: "Make your display name 'Vladimir and Estrogen'" HENDERSON: "That some kinda book, Chief?"
PANEL 2: CHIEF: "Henderson, we'll be here all night if you keep asking why perverts laugh at this shit." HENDERSON: "Oh it's okay"
PANEL 3: Close up on Henderson, laughing. HENDERSON: "My vigilant workaholic lifestyle allows me to hide from confronting my wife and children who I own and also resent for the burden of their ownership!"
PANEL 4: The chief smiling and pantomiming a gun to his head. CHIEF: "Sometimes I fantasize about losing this job and going full family annihilator with my service weapon. My 25-year-old wife. Our nine Christian children. Then end the piece of shit that is me. Donezo."
PANEL 5: The chief leans back in over Henderson's shoulder. CHIEF: "Course we gotta win the war before that can happen -- next display name 'Polycule Poirot'"

February 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM

Francis🐝

@raisins.bsky.social

I’m having a canonical nut

February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM

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Tom McH

@tommchenry.bsky.social

appomattox court house parking garage

(28 mins)

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

PANEL 1: A cowboy looking out over a series of strip malls. NARRATOR: "At the rise of the next hill, he could see an unending series of car dealerships, occasionally broken by a plaza of mediocre dining options. A conquering pattern repeating to the coast. A local identity with no locality and no identity."

PANEL 2: A duck is reading the book that ostensibly the cowboy panel took place in. NARRATOR: "As a boy and hundreds of miles from here, he'd sat numb hours with his brother in the identical non-places of the middle west as their parents teased themselves with dreams of future selves in better cars under better financing. Nothing for a child to do. Nothing for a child to touch. No marker for a memory. But it had happened. Here he met it again."

January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM

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sakajun@ｺﾐﾃｨｱ155・L56a

@sakajun.bsky.social

晴れた日にはオバケが出る

January 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM

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GoblinGalPalRazii

@goblingalpalrazii.bsky.social

January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM

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brianna wu-tang clang

@ruleo.bsky.social

January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM

Francis🐝

@raisins.bsky.social

I can't watch Park Chan-Wook Movies before bed, I get to rowdy (please watch Lady Vengeance, While I think oldboy is is the better of the Vengeance Trilogy, Lady Vengeance is my fav. )

January 16, 2026 at 7:26 AM

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William B. Fuckley

@opinionhaver.bsky.social

It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting

January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM

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Tom McH

@tommchenry.bsky.social

cat dance

(12 minutes)

Four panels of a cat dancing in a strange way

PANEL 1: Narrator: "The heaven you were raised to believe in has no accommodation for the you that was produced by that raising."

PANEL 2: Narrator: "Success in our institutions is an acting competition for who can best model the role of normalcy on the decaying set"

PANEL 3: Narrator: "Work all week to further your alienation and you earn an hour with a therapist so they can tell you to go easier on yourself"

PANEL 4: Narrator: "Hazing is so prevalent in daily life that it is impolite to point it out."

January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM

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ChickNugs is Rat Bucket now

@ratbucket.bsky.social

Last night, I defeated the final Balatro challenge; I defeated Jokerless.

In the moments after, I yelled, THREW the switch at my partner to show them, and then he had to take the video for me because I was freaking out and shaking so bad I forgot how. @localthunk.com you madman.