caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
official Bluesky account of Cowboy.
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
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caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
· Aug 29
just gonna start posting some of my fav pics of my dog Cowboy in this thread over time so they don’t all just live on Twitter or my hard drive
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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#CursedZillow while we're on the topic of Troubled Listings, a favorite reappeared:
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#CursedZillow while we're on the topic of Troubled Listings, a favorite reappeared:
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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Celebrities are getting banned for suggesting pedophiles be put down. This really is Twitter 2 now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Celebrities are getting banned for suggesting pedophiles be put down. This really is Twitter 2 now.
before and after of me telling Cowboy it’s going to rain for the next six days
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
before and after of me telling Cowboy it’s going to rain for the next six days
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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this article has my favorite edit history
April 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
this article has my favorite edit history
video games business metrics only mean stuff to marketing and publishing people like myself, so big caveat BUT:
a main series call of duty came out last night/this morning around the world & Arc Raiders (which came out weeks ago) is doing better numbers on user concurrency & twitch views (!!!)
a main series call of duty came out last night/this morning around the world & Arc Raiders (which came out weeks ago) is doing better numbers on user concurrency & twitch views (!!!)
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
video games business metrics only mean stuff to marketing and publishing people like myself, so big caveat BUT:
a main series call of duty came out last night/this morning around the world & Arc Raiders (which came out weeks ago) is doing better numbers on user concurrency & twitch views (!!!)
a main series call of duty came out last night/this morning around the world & Arc Raiders (which came out weeks ago) is doing better numbers on user concurrency & twitch views (!!!)
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
imagine being on the sort of pharmaceuticals it would take to write emails like epstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
imagine being on the sort of pharmaceuticals it would take to write emails like epstein
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
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*TheInarticulatePedophile has joined the chat*
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
*TheInarticulatePedophile has joined the chat*
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
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All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
i wonder if the steam machine is gonna have YouTube and all those horseshit stream apps native
like, it's a console, and that's sort of standard fare
but all of those apps seem particularly intrusive in a way that I'm not sure could get on the Steam Store
like, it's a console, and that's sort of standard fare
but all of those apps seem particularly intrusive in a way that I'm not sure could get on the Steam Store
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i wonder if the steam machine is gonna have YouTube and all those horseshit stream apps native
like, it's a console, and that's sort of standard fare
but all of those apps seem particularly intrusive in a way that I'm not sure could get on the Steam Store
like, it's a console, and that's sort of standard fare
but all of those apps seem particularly intrusive in a way that I'm not sure could get on the Steam Store
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See this future rocket scientist. I suggest sound on.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
See this future rocket scientist. I suggest sound on.
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oh a school trip to a theme park an older lad threw a chocolate bar into a crowd of students for a laugh. it hit me in the head and the edge of the plastic cut my eye open & temporarily blinded me. while i was recovering a friend tried to pass me a drink and poked me in the other eye with a straw
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
oh a school trip to a theme park an older lad threw a chocolate bar into a crowd of students for a laugh. it hit me in the head and the edge of the plastic cut my eye open & temporarily blinded me. while i was recovering a friend tried to pass me a drink and poked me in the other eye with a straw
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At SXSW I roller-skated straight into a garbage can full of bees and puke. After I cleaned up the bleeding Vice kicked me out. I was pretty mad because that's like their whole vibe!
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
At SXSW I roller-skated straight into a garbage can full of bees and puke. After I cleaned up the bleeding Vice kicked me out. I was pretty mad because that's like their whole vibe!
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about a decade ago i played french horn in a wind symphony. on the day of a concert i was late and got on my bike with my french horn in one hand, and was stopped at a light when a passerby yelled "hey dude your ass is out" and i looked down and had ripped my suit pants right in the middle of my ass
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
about a decade ago i played french horn in a wind symphony. on the day of a concert i was late and got on my bike with my french horn in one hand, and was stopped at a light when a passerby yelled "hey dude your ass is out" and i looked down and had ripped my suit pants right in the middle of my ass
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While camping I once grilled a bratwurst over the fire. Dressed a bun & placed the glorious sausage upon it. I raised to to my mouth, & as I tore through the skin of the thing, boiling hot sausage liquid burst forth, shooting directly up my nose, scalding my septum; my kids call it my hot dog injury
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
While camping I once grilled a bratwurst over the fire. Dressed a bun & placed the glorious sausage upon it. I raised to to my mouth, & as I tore through the skin of the thing, boiling hot sausage liquid burst forth, shooting directly up my nose, scalding my septum; my kids call it my hot dog injury
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I walked into a door frame in college because I was distracted by this poster
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Mostly emotional shit eating but my college had a "unicycle guy" and he went up way too steep of a hill and his unicycle fell out from under him, because of the angle he fell flat on his feet and you could see him trying to process why he was suddenly standing as his unicycle tumbled down the hill
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mostly emotional shit eating but my college had a "unicycle guy" and he went up way too steep of a hill and his unicycle fell out from under him, because of the angle he fell flat on his feet and you could see him trying to process why he was suddenly standing as his unicycle tumbled down the hill