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Ping was a concept invented by gamers who refuse to accept personal responsibility.
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Ping was a concept invented by gamers who refuse to accept personal responsibility.
Muscle mommy aka
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Muscle mommy aka
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@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email
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Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...
Speaking to WaPo employees, editor Matt Murray says cuts are about “positioning ourselves to become more essential to people's lives, and what is becoming a more crowded, competitive and complicated media landscape, and after some years when, candidly, the Post has had struggles to do that."
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
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Guy in the Epstein Files desperate to see the Entourage movie with Jeffrey Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Guy in the Epstein Files desperate to see the Entourage movie with Jeffrey Epstein
Hey I think that if we let billionaires buy legacy institutions and they want to do layoffs we should be allowed to lop off equivalent portions of their bodies.
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Hey I think that if we let billionaires buy legacy institutions and they want to do layoffs we should be allowed to lop off equivalent portions of their bodies.
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We’ve let people get way too rich and powerful and fixing that has to be a priority and I firmly believe you can get massive support for that position
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
We’ve let people get way too rich and powerful and fixing that has to be a priority and I firmly believe you can get massive support for that position
Spotlight
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Spotlight
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Imagine writing these words, in February 2026, regarding the most vicious McCarthyite of the modern era: "Bari Weiss Hates cancel culture"
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Imagine writing these words, in February 2026, regarding the most vicious McCarthyite of the modern era: "Bari Weiss Hates cancel culture"
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when I find a turkey leg on the floor of the dungeon
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
when I find a turkey leg on the floor of the dungeon
There’s layers to this shit
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
There’s layers to this shit
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
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if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
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Snake, don’t aim directly at Elon! Press R1 to bring up the CTS (Child Targeting System). We developed this system after the Gulf War.
if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Snake, don’t aim directly at Elon! Press R1 to bring up the CTS (Child Targeting System). We developed this system after the Gulf War.
One of the med students just called a 27 year old “old” so I’m kms
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
One of the med students just called a 27 year old “old” so I’m kms
Me: “If we could eat the world’s billionaires -not enrich, liquidate- it would generate 16 trillion dollars to the world economy. That would more than remove the debt.”
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Me: “If we could eat the world’s billionaires -not enrich, liquidate- it would generate 16 trillion dollars to the world economy. That would more than remove the debt.”
Neither of these companies has a product or service that any one can purchase. It’s literally a farce. The economy is fake, it’s time to send the bourgeois youth back to the countryside.
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Neither of these companies has a product or service that any one can purchase. It’s literally a farce. The economy is fake, it’s time to send the bourgeois youth back to the countryside.
Hey thanks Hillel for doing antisemitic tropes
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hey thanks Hillel for doing antisemitic tropes
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The true Phil died generations ago and the power died with him!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The true Phil died generations ago and the power died with him!!!
🕳️🐀Happy bill murray spends 10,000 years perfecting the art of gaslighting and abuse to pursue an unwanted coworker relationship day but yall aren’t ready for that T 🐸☕️💅
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
🕳️🐀Happy bill murray spends 10,000 years perfecting the art of gaslighting and abuse to pursue an unwanted coworker relationship day but yall aren’t ready for that T 🐸☕️💅
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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“I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled.” How did you have that one in the chamber ready to go?
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled.” How did you have that one in the chamber ready to go?
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Lmao get his ass
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Lmao get his ass