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Imagine writing these words, in February 2026, regarding the most vicious McCarthyite of the modern era: "Bari Weiss Hates cancel culture"
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Imagine writing these words, in February 2026, regarding the most vicious McCarthyite of the modern era: "Bari Weiss Hates cancel culture"
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when I find a turkey leg on the floor of the dungeon
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
when I find a turkey leg on the floor of the dungeon
There’s layers to this shit
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
There’s layers to this shit
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
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if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
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Snake, don’t aim directly at Elon! Press R1 to bring up the CTS (Child Targeting System). We developed this system after the Gulf War.
if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Snake, don’t aim directly at Elon! Press R1 to bring up the CTS (Child Targeting System). We developed this system after the Gulf War.
One of the med students just called a 27 year old “old” so I’m kms
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
One of the med students just called a 27 year old “old” so I’m kms
Me: “If we could eat the world’s billionaires -not enrich, liquidate- it would generate 16 trillion dollars to the world economy. That would more than remove the debt.”
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Me: “If we could eat the world’s billionaires -not enrich, liquidate- it would generate 16 trillion dollars to the world economy. That would more than remove the debt.”
Neither of these companies has a product or service that any one can purchase. It’s literally a farce. The economy is fake, it’s time to send the bourgeois youth back to the countryside.
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Neither of these companies has a product or service that any one can purchase. It’s literally a farce. The economy is fake, it’s time to send the bourgeois youth back to the countryside.
Hey thanks Hillel for doing antisemitic tropes
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hey thanks Hillel for doing antisemitic tropes
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The true Phil died generations ago and the power died with him!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The true Phil died generations ago and the power died with him!!!
🕳️🐀Happy bill murray spends 10,000 years perfecting the art of gaslighting and abuse to pursue an unwanted coworker relationship day but yall aren’t ready for that T 🐸☕️💅
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
🕳️🐀Happy bill murray spends 10,000 years perfecting the art of gaslighting and abuse to pursue an unwanted coworker relationship day but yall aren’t ready for that T 🐸☕️💅
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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“I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled.” How did you have that one in the chamber ready to go?
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled.” How did you have that one in the chamber ready to go?
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Lmao get his ass
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Lmao get his ass
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
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If you want to instantly create code that hasn’t been edge case tested and you don’t quite understand everything it’s doing, look no further than Claude code
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If you want to instantly create code that hasn’t been edge case tested and you don’t quite understand everything it’s doing, look no further than Claude code
Paying for sex with a child call that a “microtransaction”
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Paying for sex with a child call that a “microtransaction”
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Peter Attia trying to post through it like it’s a normal Sunday.
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Peter Attia trying to post through it like it’s a normal Sunday.
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How the fuck was this a real guy. It’s incredible.
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
How the fuck was this a real guy. It’s incredible.
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The average left wing activist group is arguing about whether or not signal is secure enough for planning protests meanwhile Globohomo is run off of AOL mail.
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The average left wing activist group is arguing about whether or not signal is secure enough for planning protests meanwhile Globohomo is run off of AOL mail.
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Attia, Peter MD. St Jam J Med. 2016. The Rejuvenating Powers of Kidfuc
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Attia, Peter MD. St Jam J Med. 2016. The Rejuvenating Powers of Kidfuc