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My man’s having TIAs
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
6.9k likes for I love science ass post
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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CPR is approved for moderate to severe ventricular fibrillation. Ask your doctor if CPR is right for you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is the funniest possible image to be an alt text scold about
Here’s that image with alt text.

Without it, blind & low-vision people are excluded from accessing what you post, since screen-readers generally cannot do images (even images of text).

Also, search & mute words cover alt text, so it lets people find or avoid your post if they want to.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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doing his classic Casual Dinner chunk
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Why does every college Republican always look like this?
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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whatever you do, do NOT defibrillate fetterman:
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Having anxiety is a disease that makes it so if you don’t want something to be your fault it doesn’t have to be
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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acing the “small talk” minigame in Wisconsin Neighbor Simulator 2026
they keep those costcos pretty warm, huh
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Reading through the Epstein emails is galling for a number of reasons, one of which is that the richest and most powerful people in our nation are all functionally illiterate and incapable of constructing a grammatically correct sentence.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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My "Epstein's death was a 'Murder on the Orient Express' stituation" theory really racking up support this week.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Oh so this old bitch didn't have time to review space bug but he had time to chill at the pedo condo
In 2023, Chomsky told WSJ about his relationship with Epstein: “First response is that it is none of your business. Or anyone’s. Second is that I knew him and we met occasionally.”

Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The “high” importance is sending me. Deepak was like fuck this one’s a banger I gotta tell Jeff
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They are literally killing the penny to distract from the Epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Larry summers 70yo incel lmao I would kms if this leaked
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You’re telling me Larry Summers was weird about women? Really? That guy? Never woulda guessed
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You can’t run the country “like a business” because “business” in this country predicated on the big fat government safety net to let them do whatever they want.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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even if his brains weren't soft and full of holes and even if he werent dunning kruger and legendarily incurious you really can't keep electing people who have never had to run a household budget and buy things retail. you can't have people this out of touch running things. it's like a child king
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Trump ran to the right and then just kept moving right. In 2016 he was still pretending to like lgbtq people
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM