Harrison
@harrisonk.bsky.social
Family doc and dad. Happiest in the mountains. He/him.
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i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
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“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Charlotte_Stant - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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Wishing all ICE officers a very happy Napoleon's Retreat From Russia
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Wishing all ICE officers a very happy Napoleon's Retreat From Russia
Man, it's gonna be so good when It Finally Happens
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Man, it's gonna be so good when It Finally Happens
Urgent care providers should not be allowed to prescribe prednisone or azithromycin.
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Urgent care providers should not be allowed to prescribe prednisone or azithromycin.
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I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
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religion probably hit way harder when the gods just lived on a really tall mountain. "where is heaven?" "over there" "can i visit heaven?" "yeah but good fucking luck"
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
religion probably hit way harder when the gods just lived on a really tall mountain. "where is heaven?" "over there" "can i visit heaven?" "yeah but good fucking luck"
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gotta be some use for this at some point
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
gotta be some use for this at some point
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This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!
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You know those dosimeter badges that measure your cumulative dose of radiation for occupational safety? They need that for social media exposure.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
You know those dosimeter badges that measure your cumulative dose of radiation for occupational safety? They need that for social media exposure.
Learned a fun fact today. Typhus (Rickettsia prowazekii) is named after two typhus researchers Ricketts and von Prowazek who both died *of typhus*
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Learned a fun fact today. Typhus (Rickettsia prowazekii) is named after two typhus researchers Ricketts and von Prowazek who both died *of typhus*
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Taking the MCAT recreationally is a perversion beyond comprehension.
Despite taking the MCAT, 1.6% of examinees asserted “I have not definitely decided that I want to study medicine”
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Taking the MCAT recreationally is a perversion beyond comprehension.
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Abolishing ICE with aggressive criminal prosecution of every single ICE agent is the bare minimum.
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Abolishing ICE with aggressive criminal prosecution of every single ICE agent is the bare minimum.
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As @lukeoneil47.bsky.social once wrote for Esquire about Michael Brown, "If You Are "Waiting for the Facts" from the Police, You Will Be Waiting for the Rest of Your Life."
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
As @lukeoneil47.bsky.social once wrote for Esquire about Michael Brown, "If You Are "Waiting for the Facts" from the Police, You Will Be Waiting for the Rest of Your Life."
Quite the sobering graf from NEJM
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Quite the sobering graf from NEJM
Finally, a way to know if I'm passing a kidney stone!
Ready, aim, fire—the latest health trackers use sensors to check your urine for proper hydration, ketone levels, and possible kidney stones. www.wired.com/story/smart-...
The Newest Health Trend Is Tracking Your Pee
Ready, aim, fire—the latest health trackers use sensors to check your urine for proper hydration, ketone levels, and possible kidney stones.
www.wired.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Finally, a way to know if I'm passing a kidney stone!
I'm just glad he's finally admitting it
After a year of democrats flinging accusations, blaming trans people, Arab Americans, the DSA, Jill stein, Russia, whoever, for losing the election, I have something important to announce: it was me, I single handedly cost Harris/Walz the election
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I'm just glad he's finally admitting it