Colleague: dude what happened in there??

Employee who just emerged from the Zone: [eyes completely white, totally blank stare, singing quietly] 🎶get in the zone, au-to zone🎶

"The Chilling Conclusion"

Have you considered learning to read?

You mean to tell me the "cousin walk" down the street wasn't just to reminisce about old times??

Why won't the keys jingle themselves

LeBron: [slamming a thunderous tomahawk dunk over a guy 20 years younger than him]

Me: [bending down to tie my shoe and pulling a hamstring]

[big sigh] I'll allow it