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@sortabad.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
“ICE officers are the most unhinged people alive”
okay well what about the people still watching Grey’s Anatomy
okay well what about the people still watching Grey’s Anatomy
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
“ICE officers are the most unhinged people alive”
okay well what about the people still watching Grey’s Anatomy
okay well what about the people still watching Grey’s Anatomy
It’s a shame he’s just the most despicable person ever bc he honestly is quite funny. Like not on purpose but the end result is objectively hilarious
Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever."
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
It’s a shame he’s just the most despicable person ever bc he honestly is quite funny. Like not on purpose but the end result is objectively hilarious
ME: what do you mean take two of “deez” and call you in the morning? Two of what?
DOCTOR WHO IS ABOUT TO BE FIRED: *takes deep breath*
DOCTOR WHO IS ABOUT TO BE FIRED: *takes deep breath*
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
ME: what do you mean take two of “deez” and call you in the morning? Two of what?
DOCTOR WHO IS ABOUT TO BE FIRED: *takes deep breath*
DOCTOR WHO IS ABOUT TO BE FIRED: *takes deep breath*
Epstein Files still not released, huh
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Epstein Files still not released, huh
just a thought maybe we shouldn’t be giving our lowest-IQ racists badges and firearms after less training than it takes to become a barista
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
just a thought maybe we shouldn’t be giving our lowest-IQ racists badges and firearms after less training than it takes to become a barista
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How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money
person delivering my food: almost there, just need to snap a quick photo before I go
me answering the door in a suit and tie: oh. got it, a photo of the food being dropped off
me answering the door in a suit and tie: oh. got it, a photo of the food being dropped off
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
person delivering my food: almost there, just need to snap a quick photo before I go
me answering the door in a suit and tie: oh. got it, a photo of the food being dropped off
me answering the door in a suit and tie: oh. got it, a photo of the food being dropped off
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
Hey @grok put him in a bikini
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hey @grok put him in a bikini
The problem with living on the west coast is you wake up and before 8am you see like third-layer posts like “no way that was constitutional” and you have no idea what happened but man it’s too early to slowly discover something bad
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The problem with living on the west coast is you wake up and before 8am you see like third-layer posts like “no way that was constitutional” and you have no idea what happened but man it’s too early to slowly discover something bad
A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are
everyone is making these profound year-end discoveries and I’m sitting here wondering why frozen yogurt doesn’t thaw and become regular yogurt
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
everyone is making these profound year-end discoveries and I’m sitting here wondering why frozen yogurt doesn’t thaw and become regular yogurt
Crushed this year
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Crushed this year
not to be dramatic but if I don’t complain about things online I might die
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
not to be dramatic but if I don’t complain about things online I might die
Merry Christmas gang, for the most part you guys are the bees knees
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Merry Christmas gang, for the most part you guys are the bees knees
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (derogatory)
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (derogatory)
I don’t like Muslims, they have some funny customs. Anyway, help me drag this pine tree into the living room.
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I don’t like Muslims, they have some funny customs. Anyway, help me drag this pine tree into the living room.
Eagerly awaiting the @dschnoeb.bsky.social year end book favorites post
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eagerly awaiting the @dschnoeb.bsky.social year end book favorites post
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ME: Merry Christmas. We’re saying that again now you know. No more woke leftists saying we can’t.
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
December 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ME: Merry Christmas. We’re saying that again now you know. No more woke leftists saying we can’t.
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
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My kids overheard me call our Christmas tree a thirsty bitch when I was giving it water
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My kids overheard me call our Christmas tree a thirsty bitch when I was giving it water
Philip Rivers might be the first grandfather quarterback but he’s also the only starter in the league named after a solution to a drought
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Philip Rivers might be the first grandfather quarterback but he’s also the only starter in the league named after a solution to a drought
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
a weird thing to think about: since TV and radio signals have been digital basically their whole life, Gen Alpha people don’t know what static is
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
a weird thing to think about: since TV and radio signals have been digital basically their whole life, Gen Alpha people don’t know what static is
I have some questions about Oklahoma
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have some questions about Oklahoma