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Nice Dude (sincere)
@sortabad.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
[notices a guy making a hut out of chapstick]
“hey nice balm shelter”
“hey nice balm shelter”
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
[notices a guy making a hut out of chapstick]
“hey nice balm shelter”
“hey nice balm shelter”
yesterday a dear friend reminded me of this lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
yesterday a dear friend reminded me of this lol
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
feeling like an insane person trying to explain the lyrics of No Doubt’s Spiderwebs to a 23 year old
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
feeling like an insane person trying to explain the lyrics of No Doubt’s Spiderwebs to a 23 year old
maybe the funniest Trump picture yet
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
maybe the funniest Trump picture yet
being in your 40s is great bc you can say things like “I was the bassist in the Gin Blossoms” with conviction and it seems mostly believable to a lotta folks
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
being in your 40s is great bc you can say things like “I was the bassist in the Gin Blossoms” with conviction and it seems mostly believable to a lotta folks
okay a guy named what died of what
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
okay a guy named what died of what
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St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
the gourmet dog food commercials are so funny. “I wouldn’t feed my dog processed food, would you?” Sir my dog eats literally shit if I’m not paying attention
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the gourmet dog food commercials are so funny. “I wouldn’t feed my dog processed food, would you?” Sir my dog eats literally shit if I’m not paying attention
anyone who posts on social media is a loser
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
anyone who posts on social media is a loser
Boston just yelling “Yankees Suck” at confused ICE agents
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Boston just yelling “Yankees Suck” at confused ICE agents
as a 14 year old I thought it was so cool that the DRIVER was openly smoking a joint WHILE DRIVING A BUS FULL OF CHILDREN TO SCHOOL
WHILE ON THE SCHOOL BUS.
I survived the height of AM radio show culture which means every morning on my way to school I listened to 2 adult men debate a teen celebrity’s virginity, give concert tickets to the winner of a best fake orgasm noises contest, then prank call someone pretending to be a doctor giving terrible news.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
as a 14 year old I thought it was so cool that the DRIVER was openly smoking a joint WHILE DRIVING A BUS FULL OF CHILDREN TO SCHOOL
[posts a thirst trap to linkedin] working on my thot leadership
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
[posts a thirst trap to linkedin] working on my thot leadership
do you guys know you lose the benefits of exercise when you stop?
what a scam. Ponzi-scheme ass hobby
what a scam. Ponzi-scheme ass hobby
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
do you guys know you lose the benefits of exercise when you stop?
what a scam. Ponzi-scheme ass hobby
what a scam. Ponzi-scheme ass hobby
No Kings includes short kings. sorry bros maybe you’ll experience a rollercoaster in the next life
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
No Kings includes short kings. sorry bros maybe you’ll experience a rollercoaster in the next life
“Sport Mode,”
I whisper to no one as I adjust my adult retainer so then entire bratwurst fits in my mouth
I whisper to no one as I adjust my adult retainer so then entire bratwurst fits in my mouth
October 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Sport Mode,”
I whisper to no one as I adjust my adult retainer so then entire bratwurst fits in my mouth
I whisper to no one as I adjust my adult retainer so then entire bratwurst fits in my mouth
[returning from Costco]
"Honey you didn't get stuff we don't need, did you?"
"Of course not babe"
*stands in front of 12-pack of garage doors*
"Honey you didn't get stuff we don't need, did you?"
"Of course not babe"
*stands in front of 12-pack of garage doors*
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
[returning from Costco]
"Honey you didn't get stuff we don't need, did you?"
"Of course not babe"
*stands in front of 12-pack of garage doors*
"Honey you didn't get stuff we don't need, did you?"
"Of course not babe"
*stands in front of 12-pack of garage doors*
ME: I for one support you keeping him in prison
MY FRIEND WHO OWNS A BIRD: what
MY FRIEND WHO OWNS A BIRD: what
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
ME: I for one support you keeping him in prison
MY FRIEND WHO OWNS A BIRD: what
MY FRIEND WHO OWNS A BIRD: what
people are pointing out how much young Hillary Clinton looks like Sabrina Carpenter which is wild but what’s really wild is knowing that Sabrina Carpenter will eventually look like Hillary Clinton
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
people are pointing out how much young Hillary Clinton looks like Sabrina Carpenter which is wild but what’s really wild is knowing that Sabrina Carpenter will eventually look like Hillary Clinton
people are scared of all the wrong things. snakes are terrifying, being alone with your own thoughts is terrifying
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
people are scared of all the wrong things. snakes are terrifying, being alone with your own thoughts is terrifying
I’d quit drinking alcohol but the problem is I like the way it makes me feel
October 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’d quit drinking alcohol but the problem is I like the way it makes me feel
oh shit oh fuck
October 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
oh shit oh fuck
Costume idea thread
1) sexy H1-B vids holder afraid to leave the country bc they worry they won’t be allowed back in
1) sexy H1-B vids holder afraid to leave the country bc they worry they won’t be allowed back in
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Costume idea thread
1) sexy H1-B vids holder afraid to leave the country bc they worry they won’t be allowed back in
1) sexy H1-B vids holder afraid to leave the country bc they worry they won’t be allowed back in
just saw a Subaru Outback hatchback driven by a guy with a ponytail that was covered in Trump and MAGA stickers. this is what seeing the Loch Ness monster must feel like
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
just saw a Subaru Outback hatchback driven by a guy with a ponytail that was covered in Trump and MAGA stickers. this is what seeing the Loch Ness monster must feel like
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He certainly raises a lot of red flags
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
trib.al
September 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He certainly raises a lot of red flags