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Nice Dude (sincere)
@sortabad.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
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A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are
A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are
everyone is making these profound year-end discoveries and I’m sitting here wondering why frozen yogurt doesn’t thaw and become regular yogurt
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
everyone is making these profound year-end discoveries and I’m sitting here wondering why frozen yogurt doesn’t thaw and become regular yogurt
Crushed this year
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Crushed this year
not to be dramatic but if I don’t complain about things online I might die
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
not to be dramatic but if I don’t complain about things online I might die
Merry Christmas gang, for the most part you guys are the bees knees
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Merry Christmas gang, for the most part you guys are the bees knees
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (derogatory)
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (derogatory)
I don’t like Muslims, they have some funny customs. Anyway, help me drag this pine tree into the living room.
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I don’t like Muslims, they have some funny customs. Anyway, help me drag this pine tree into the living room.
Eagerly awaiting the @dschnoeb.bsky.social year end book favorites post
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eagerly awaiting the @dschnoeb.bsky.social year end book favorites post
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ME: Merry Christmas. We’re saying that again now you know. No more woke leftists saying we can’t.
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
December 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ME: Merry Christmas. We’re saying that again now you know. No more woke leftists saying we can’t.
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
PARAMEDIC: sir I asked for your blood type this is urgent
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My kids overheard me call our Christmas tree a thirsty bitch when I was giving it water
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My kids overheard me call our Christmas tree a thirsty bitch when I was giving it water
Philip Rivers might be the first grandfather quarterback but he’s also the only starter in the league named after a solution to a drought
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Philip Rivers might be the first grandfather quarterback but he’s also the only starter in the league named after a solution to a drought
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
and moods were elated, as the Grink was there
a weird thing to think about: since TV and radio signals have been digital basically their whole life, Gen Alpha people don’t know what static is
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
a weird thing to think about: since TV and radio signals have been digital basically their whole life, Gen Alpha people don’t know what static is
I have some questions about Oklahoma
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have some questions about Oklahoma
Sharks, my business is a reverse Mr Skin
Mark Cuban: go on
It’s a website that tells you where all the non-nude scenes are in porn videos so you can focus on cinematography and character development
Mark Cuban: go on
It’s a website that tells you where all the non-nude scenes are in porn videos so you can focus on cinematography and character development
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Sharks, my business is a reverse Mr Skin
Mark Cuban: go on
It’s a website that tells you where all the non-nude scenes are in porn videos so you can focus on cinematography and character development
Mark Cuban: go on
It’s a website that tells you where all the non-nude scenes are in porn videos so you can focus on cinematography and character development
maybe the 3 Wise Men weren’t coming to visit baby Jesus. Maybe they traveled all that way to see a lady they knew was down to hook up and keep her mouth shut about it
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
maybe the 3 Wise Men weren’t coming to visit baby Jesus. Maybe they traveled all that way to see a lady they knew was down to hook up and keep her mouth shut about it
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[folds menu gently and hands to server]
please may I have the applebee
please may I have the applebee
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
[folds menu gently and hands to server]
please may I have the applebee
please may I have the applebee
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
depressingly little fox content on Fox News
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
depressingly little fox content on Fox News
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
this is the dead zone for Spotify wrapped. this is your moment. binge all your most embarrassing shit. no one will know.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
this is the dead zone for Spotify wrapped. this is your moment. binge all your most embarrassing shit. no one will know.
ah yes very normal
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
ah yes very normal