thought about a classic tweet as I was suffering through half two
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
thought about a classic tweet as I was suffering through half two
yesterday a dear friend reminded me of this lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
yesterday a dear friend reminded me of this lol
maybe the funniest Trump picture yet
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
maybe the funniest Trump picture yet
oh shit oh fuck
October 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
oh shit oh fuck
I can’t reply to this and listen I hate big tech but both Uber and Netflix (and more importantly the models they ushered in) have changed most of our lives for the better
September 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I can’t reply to this and listen I hate big tech but both Uber and Netflix (and more importantly the models they ushered in) have changed most of our lives for the better
a lovely 103 degree afternoon
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
a lovely 103 degree afternoon
normal day in San Francisco
August 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
normal day in San Francisco
Respecting the genius that is this artwork choice for over a set of urinals
July 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Respecting the genius that is this artwork choice for over a set of urinals
this place has no reviews on Yelp, Google, TripAdvisor, etc. Something about the first rule
July 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
this place has no reviews on Yelp, Google, TripAdvisor, etc. Something about the first rule
not the main point here but imagine losing a boxing match to a YouTuber and having it not be the worst part of your week
July 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
not the main point here but imagine losing a boxing match to a YouTuber and having it not be the worst part of your week
Mexico continues to attack our American institutions
June 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mexico continues to attack our American institutions
Coolest moments of my Twitter experience
May 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Coolest moments of my Twitter experience
shit fuck someone get ahold of Nick Lachey
April 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
shit fuck someone get ahold of Nick Lachey
But he sure plays a mean pinball
April 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
But he sure plays a mean pinball
🚨 BREAKING
The Trump administration has withdrawn funding for The Sky
The Trump administration has withdrawn funding for The Sky
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
🚨 BREAKING
The Trump administration has withdrawn funding for The Sky
The Trump administration has withdrawn funding for The Sky
I’m sad to report this is the most devastating news out of Washington yet
March 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m sad to report this is the most devastating news out of Washington yet
nice intellectual property you got there. would be a shame if someone applied it for commercial use without your permission
January 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
nice intellectual property you got there. would be a shame if someone applied it for commercial use without your permission
tfw you just took a peak at a lady’s chest and forgot there were 10,000 cameras around
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
tfw you just took a peak at a lady’s chest and forgot there were 10,000 cameras around
I generally consider myself to be pretty damn progressive and then I read takes like “we shouldn’t let people who lost their homes in a tragedy rebuild. We should involuntarily move them to new spots” and it makes me question a lot.
Don’t argue in the comments I literally don’t care who disagrees
Don’t argue in the comments I literally don’t care who disagrees
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I generally consider myself to be pretty damn progressive and then I read takes like “we shouldn’t let people who lost their homes in a tragedy rebuild. We should involuntarily move them to new spots” and it makes me question a lot.
Don’t argue in the comments I literally don’t care who disagrees
Don’t argue in the comments I literally don’t care who disagrees
I have no jokes but I’ll offer you this photo I took of the moon
January 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have no jokes but I’ll offer you this photo I took of the moon