Warren G. Harding: Badlands
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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions.
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
do u fuck more heavy with terms or conditions
do u fuck more heavy with products or services
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
do u fuck more heavy with terms or conditions
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Oh really, you have stained glass windows? Cool, my glass windows are clean, because I'm an adult
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh really, you have stained glass windows? Cool, my glass windows are clean, because I'm an adult
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Cool of TikTok to be serving me tons of “hey here’s some spy recording devices to catch your partner cheating on you” ads
What a good and healthy world we live in
What a good and healthy world we live in
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cool of TikTok to be serving me tons of “hey here’s some spy recording devices to catch your partner cheating on you” ads
What a good and healthy world we live in
What a good and healthy world we live in
*pronounces heater like theater*
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
*pronounces heater like theater*
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do u fuck more heavy with products or services
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
do u fuck more heavy with products or services
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notice how no one's talking about the Cracker Barrel logo anymore. dots connecting yet?
September 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
notice how no one's talking about the Cracker Barrel logo anymore. dots connecting yet?
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"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
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You've killed a bunch of cops.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You've killed a bunch of cops.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and please be advised that they were prepared in a facility that also processes the following: milk, eggs, soybeans, wheat, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works so we can circle back Monday
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, per my last e-mail.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and please be advised that they were prepared in a facility that also processes the following: milk, eggs, soybeans, wheat, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish
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Am I the -only- one who is still concerned that there is a dang Cheeto in the White House?
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Am I the -only- one who is still concerned that there is a dang Cheeto in the White House?
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Not movies, not TV, but a secret third thing
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Not movies, not TV, but a secret third thing
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Have you heard the latest music? It's very loud
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Have you heard the latest music? It's very loud
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i have a favorite mailbox. hi! im 90 years old in this post
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i have a favorite mailbox. hi! im 90 years old in this post
Some of y’all are clearly not imagining enough dragons
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Some of y’all are clearly not imagining enough dragons
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Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
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republicans: dems are just cherry picking from the epstein files
“ok release the files”
republicans: ah well, you see 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
“ok release the files”
republicans: ah well, you see 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
republicans: dems are just cherry picking from the epstein files
“ok release the files”
republicans: ah well, you see 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
“ok release the files”
republicans: ah well, you see 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
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satan gets all the credit for all the cool shit I do so if I really am going to hell, it's only to choke him out
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
satan gets all the credit for all the cool shit I do so if I really am going to hell, it's only to choke him out
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ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
October 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
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I'm a staunch "No Xmas music until after Thanksgiving" guy, except what's her name
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm a staunch "No Xmas music until after Thanksgiving" guy, except what's her name
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I've noticed over the last 12 years of reporting on gendered violence and being known for my strong position that we should be mitigating this harm -- I hear way fewer rape jokes or victim blaming to my face. People in my life know that I'm not that person and to keep it away from me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I've noticed over the last 12 years of reporting on gendered violence and being known for my strong position that we should be mitigating this harm -- I hear way fewer rape jokes or victim blaming to my face. People in my life know that I'm not that person and to keep it away from me.
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“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.
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I like that cybertrucks are so easily identifiable by their headlights, so you can tell who the divorced loser douchebags are even in the dark
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I like that cybertrucks are so easily identifiable by their headlights, so you can tell who the divorced loser douchebags are even in the dark
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Careful of phishing scam accounts in DMs pretending to be Bluesky admins telling you your account has been suspended. They are, in my opinion, bad.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Careful of phishing scam accounts in DMs pretending to be Bluesky admins telling you your account has been suspended. They are, in my opinion, bad.