Timchat Torah
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Me every time I clock into work
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me every time I clock into work
You have Princess Peach lips
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You have Princess Peach lips
Okay okay tell me y’all’s favorite bad low budget films
Mine is A Christmas Karen
Mine is A Christmas Karen
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Okay okay tell me y’all’s favorite bad low budget films
Mine is A Christmas Karen
Mine is A Christmas Karen
He’s advocating for Virginia to change their sex offender laws to punish him less, insisting you can have a consensual “encounter” with a 16 year old teenage GIRL as a 22 year old MAN. He downplays it by insisting it’e inappropriate “under the law”, but insists it wasn’t coercion or predatory 🤮
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
He’s advocating for Virginia to change their sex offender laws to punish him less, insisting you can have a consensual “encounter” with a 16 year old teenage GIRL as a 22 year old MAN. He downplays it by insisting it’e inappropriate “under the law”, but insists it wasn’t coercion or predatory 🤮
Not a real hear me out: any human
A real hear me out:
A real hear me out:
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Not a real hear me out: any human
A real hear me out:
A real hear me out:
Wait how many Hamilton fandom Trumps are there?!
I only knew about these two
I only knew about these two
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wait how many Hamilton fandom Trumps are there?!
I only knew about these two
I only knew about these two
He also says women showing skin are to blame for MEN lusting after them and somehow also to blame for men mistreating their wives
This man is a creep I can just tell
This man is a creep I can just tell
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He also says women showing skin are to blame for MEN lusting after them and somehow also to blame for men mistreating their wives
This man is a creep I can just tell
This man is a creep I can just tell
Screw Rolex, I want this
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Screw Rolex, I want this
Just another day being a minority on the internet
Why does every user with that specific 4 flag combo tend to talk like a racist grandpa who grew up on yellow peril and Chick tracts
Why does every user with that specific 4 flag combo tend to talk like a racist grandpa who grew up on yellow peril and Chick tracts
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just another day being a minority on the internet
Why does every user with that specific 4 flag combo tend to talk like a racist grandpa who grew up on yellow peril and Chick tracts
Why does every user with that specific 4 flag combo tend to talk like a racist grandpa who grew up on yellow peril and Chick tracts
We are only 9 months apart and she looks like THAT while I look like this WHILE SICK and unshaved and unbathed
Mar-a-Lago face and evil are two terrible combos for aging it seems
Mar-a-Lago face and evil are two terrible combos for aging it seems
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We are only 9 months apart and she looks like THAT while I look like this WHILE SICK and unshaved and unbathed
Mar-a-Lago face and evil are two terrible combos for aging it seems
Mar-a-Lago face and evil are two terrible combos for aging it seems
Y’all please stop informing me when MAGATs are my age or younger. Let me live in blissful ignorance assuming they’re 57 years old
Like what do you mean Laura Loomer is my age?!
Like what do you mean Laura Loomer is my age?!
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Y’all please stop informing me when MAGATs are my age or younger. Let me live in blissful ignorance assuming they’re 57 years old
Like what do you mean Laura Loomer is my age?!
Like what do you mean Laura Loomer is my age?!
*crying and throwing up* I’m so happy for those of y’all who can see the northern lights. I’m not jealous at all
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*crying and throwing up* I’m so happy for those of y’all who can see the northern lights. I’m not jealous at all
And to think I thought I was looking cute like a little Monster High doll
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And to think I thought I was looking cute like a little Monster High doll
I was dressed like a Devil’s Tooth fungus inspired Grim Reaper and a kid who was only NINE said I looked like a used tampon 😭
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was dressed like a Devil’s Tooth fungus inspired Grim Reaper and a kid who was only NINE said I looked like a used tampon 😭
This is the Magic Cash Money Hello Kitty
If you see it, you’ll be blessed with money and being cute
If you see it, you’ll be blessed with money and being cute
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This is the Magic Cash Money Hello Kitty
If you see it, you’ll be blessed with money and being cute
If you see it, you’ll be blessed with money and being cute
I regret looking at her account and googling all of the stuff she references
I’ve decided we need to start bullying ancient alien fans
I’ve decided we need to start bullying ancient alien fans
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I regret looking at her account and googling all of the stuff she references
I’ve decided we need to start bullying ancient alien fans
I’ve decided we need to start bullying ancient alien fans
Every two years: If we could just primary them, then things could finally change and—
Me:
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Every two years: If we could just primary them, then things could finally change and—
Me:
Me:
Anyway, Free Link
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Anyway, Free Link
