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Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
39K followers 2.1K following 66K posts
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

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A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
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RFK Jr in a suit, holding a microphone, looking like he is trying to clear phlegm from the back of his throat
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I manage all of this, a dialysis machine, a ventilator, tubes, a stressed out family, and more, but the government thinks we aren't professionals
a photo of multiple IV medications and their correlating pumps
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Looking quite majestic, your honor
a large maine coon cat
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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can you tell I am a mother
A stack of books on a nightstand Titles in order from top: Weirdest Animals on the Planet by Natgeo Kids Marino's The ICU Book Fourth Edition This Was Meant To Find You by Charlotte Freeman What Moves The Dead by T. Kingfisher Nothing But Blackened Teeth by Casandra Khaw Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia Onyx Storm by Rebecca Yarros
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I made Thai coconut curry with fish if you even care
a bowl of rice and cocounut curry with fish, Thai basil, peppers, lime, chili oil
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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me whenever someone doesn't laugh at my joke
Post from Donald J Trump @realDonaldTrump SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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6 yr old drew an ice cream sundae
a kid's illustration of a pink ice cream sundae in a bowl with chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and a cherry on top it is slightly phallic in appearance
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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illustration of two moths and three moons on paper
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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a cheesecake factory gift card
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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a metal grip strength trainer
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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look at this idiot
Cat in a gray bag
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Not a want, but a need
12 Days of Pickles advent calendar with pickle flavored and related items $89.00
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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My trainer had me start with heavy RDLs and I hate her for it 🤮
a barbell with plates
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I cannot move from this couch now
A cat resting his face on my arm
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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What a way to introduce yourself, creep
A DM: Starts with a reply to my posts that says "I am kind of tipsy not gonna lie" him: 🤐🤐🥵🥵 me: haha what do you mean him: no comment whatsoever about how hot you are wouldn't want how tipsy you are to play into that me: is it easier for you to hit on women when they're tipsy him: not at all, I'm a 6'3" white guy with blue eyes and blonde hair I'm good any time and also hello me: good at what him: well what do you need I'm a fuckin expert him: well what do you need I'm a fuckin expert me: Oh! I do have some problems with pests Can you help me him: oh really, that sounds just terrible I'd be happy to help with it me: Great because this pest in particular is a 6'3" white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes Thanks
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Don Draper with text that says "That's what the all caps is for"
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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went dark for fall 🍂
me with dark brown hair
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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photo of a building and some light green northern lights behind it and a little pink too
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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my boss said I am getting a raise and an SSRI
photo of ? (VCR???) some type of electronic with the words "Works, but makes Sad Noises" and text above it that says "Got my performance review."
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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when I get over there, you better not be drinking your coffee out of a hippo mug

me:
a coffee mug that is the face of a hippo
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I have never clicked on a link in a news article so fast in my life
"In 2023, once case that got a lot of attention involced a fiscal officer in Vinton Township whi used Township funds to buy a wildebeest and hot tubs for his roadside zoo."
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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FROGGING ON
a small pinkish-yellow frog that looks like turtle without a shell on steroids (myobatrachus gouldii)
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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here, take this
a little knitted red pepper with a face and held a sign "Positive Pepper: I may be a tiny pepper, but I believe in you, go do your things!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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girlllllll
Cam from modern family with the text "I am in heat"
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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It should be illegal for suits to show up on your unit on a Friday
a gif of Sheldon breathing into a paper bag and my reply that says "I know I stress you out so bad" a screenshot of a text exchange me [why are they coming] boss [there's going to be some photography done on the unit and of the team apparently] me [i can look good for pictures or be on time I cannot be both]
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM