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Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN

A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
Pinned
You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
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If Italians were real, this would be their holiday
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I like when my phone posts things twice on here just in case you all didn't see it the first time, seconds before
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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My husband's pumpkin spice brioche cinnamon rolls (a Thanksgiving morning tradition).
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A collective sigh from moms everywhere that they omitted Bluey's dad in the parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Baste me daddy!
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I hope everyone is having a nice time today and especially the guy on here who said we shouldn't be posting pictures of turkey or pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Everyone in the crowd has been signed up for Hot Ones against their will and the workers have started passing out wings and sauce
what the heck sean from hot ones is on the thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Who up trotting they turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I told the Branch Manager he could have the day off but he insisted
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Please fucking kill me. Work is horrible already and I hate everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Happy Spanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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5 years ago I started a team competition on Twitter to raise $ to fight hunger.

@tmprowell.bsky.social gave us a hashtag & much needed organization

Our team of teen volunteers work wonders in the background & we’ve raised >$3.1 million!

Competition starts tomorrow, join us?

HCWvsHunger.org
Healthcare Workers vs Hunger
Healthcare workers vs Hunger is an annual friendly competition between teams of healthcare workers to help relieve food insecurity.
HCWvsHunger.org
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Mimas & Unlit Rings - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/boUiUT
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I think you can argue that any vampire film is faith-based horror, so Nosferatu (1922) would be the first
Not to trot out the “people will tweet anything” meme, but…
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Nightmare fuel
⚠️ BREAKING:

Vampire Bats in Peru Suspected of Contracting H5N1 Bird Flu, Raising Concerns Over Wider Spread
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Collective, racist punishment.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I won't be in the kitchen cooking tomorrow what do I do with my hands
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I hope everyone enjoys their harvest tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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*2 minutes into Thanksgiving dinner*

"Did you guys see that RFK Jr/Nuzzi article? The river one"
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, pal. Please enjoy whatever vile Cincinnati traditions you keep in good health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM