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keelin 🧛‍♀️
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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Friend of Razzball
• Chicago!
• She/her

Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)
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The first time I went to Detroit was for a Tigers game, and my brother tried to convince me this was a statue to honor Doug Fister lmao.
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It's always so jarring seeing Jameis calmly throw a ball to an in breaker for a big completion because that's just not his thing
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This guy is clueless! Only about 10% of the population is left-handed but nearly 30% of starting pitchers last year were left-handed.
Ahh so that’s why I can’t hit a 94 MPH slider
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love Albany Park. 😌
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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what the fucking fuck is this
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy Mothman Sighting Day!
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Continuously seeing Dick Durbin’s name show up.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Please watch, it's been out since 1994

—Original Msg—

From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com

I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump

—Original Msg—

From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Arrested without cause, but still have to pay $1500 for their freedom. With no assurance they won't be targeted or unjustly arrested again. Fucking extortion...
///BREAKING/// Judge Jeffrey Cummings orders that by noon of Nov. 17, he will order the release of all of the 615 "Operation Midway Blitz" detainees identified as class participants (at least those still here in the country) once they pay a $1,500 bond.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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excuse me I have been actively soliciting Edmund Fitzgerald memes for years
May 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s a good day to revisit a fact that never fails to send me down a rabbit hole:

The estimated number of shipwrecks in the Great Lakes is 6,000 to 10,000 ships (Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum).
List of shipwrecks in the Great Lakes - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
For IL people who aren’t getting an answer from Durbin’s office, some of Tammy Duckworth’s offices are answering.

Their offices are in at least some of the same buildings. Ask her offices to deliver the message to him.

Who knows how effective it’ll be, but by God, now’s the time to be annoying.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Noooo
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Chair Company
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a group of people
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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@durbin.senate.gov You need to resign. You do not represent your constituents.

Babies are being pepper sprayed on your streets. Daycare centers invaded by gun-wielding jack-booted thugs.

Now you're trusting the GOP with a promise to vote on health care.

Your legacy is cowardice. A shit stain.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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@durbin.senate.gov You are a complete embarrassment to not just the people of Illinois, but the nation as a whole. You truly just showed that you are taking the "promise" of a group of people who have been lying since they took office over fighting because you are retiring. Resign now!
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
God, what a little bitch.
Durbin is a YES on this deal: “At Democrats’ urging, today’s bill is not the same one we’ve voted down 14 times. Republicans finally woke up and realized their Groundhog Day needed to end. This bill is not perfect, but it takes important steps to reduce their shutdown’s hurt.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I’ll vote for whatever candidate ends regular season NFL games in Europe.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Okay but Riley Reid has one of my favorite IG accounts.

She’s very funny and the chuds can’t stand it.
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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1.2 million veterans live in households that participate in SNAP, while we're on the subject of amplifying context-free troop-agenda.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs Doug Collins makes a College GameDay appearance ahead of Veterans Day this week.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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“Greg Bovino, you a bitch!” yells heroic Waukegan man, as Greg Bovino walks by.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM