keelin
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
• Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social
• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Chicago!
• She/her
• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Chicago!
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keelin
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
· Jul 4
The first time I went to Detroit was for a Tigers game, and my brother tried to convince me this was a statue to honor Doug Fister lmao.
I discovered I ran out of treats only after Mr. Wendal did a very Good Boy act that warranted a treat, and as punishment, he gave me this look the rest of our walk.
February 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I discovered I ran out of treats only after Mr. Wendal did a very Good Boy act that warranted a treat, and as punishment, he gave me this look the rest of our walk.
Cam Newton: Could’ve been great but chose to be the Berries-and-Cream boy’s older brother who thinks Andrew Tate makes a few good points.
February 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Cam Newton: Could’ve been great but chose to be the Berries-and-Cream boy’s older brother who thinks Andrew Tate makes a few good points.
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This year, on principle, I have decided to not rank any player who has golfed.
February 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This year, on principle, I have decided to not rank any player who has golfed.
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I won the biggest nerd contest, 2023-2025. Sadly, came in 2nd in Most Woke Fantasy Baseball Rankings to @andybehrens.bsky.social who refused to rank Matt Shaw
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I won the biggest nerd contest, 2023-2025. Sadly, came in 2nd in Most Woke Fantasy Baseball Rankings to @andybehrens.bsky.social who refused to rank Matt Shaw
Interesting perspective from a class traitor.
Eileen Gu, born to a Chinese immigrant mother and American father, has won five medals — the most by any female freestyle skier in Olympic history.
Her decision to compete for China instead of the U.S. has drawn criticism from Vice President JD Vance.
Her decision to compete for China instead of the U.S. has drawn criticism from Vice President JD Vance.
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Interesting perspective from a class traitor.
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Tag yourself, I’m Luxury Loaf.
February 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Tag yourself, I’m Luxury Loaf.
Totally missed that Tom Noonan died.
R.I.P King.
R.I.P King.
a screen shows a man 's face with a blue and red eye
ALT: a screen shows a man 's face with a blue and red eye
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Totally missed that Tom Noonan died.
R.I.P King.
R.I.P King.
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As a Giants fan I'm doing some research on our new starter.
Years he puked during a game:
2018: 3.29 ERA
2019: 3.72 ERA
2025: 3.31 ERA
Average: 3.44 ERA
Years he didn't puke during a game:
2020: 5.30 ERA
2021: 3.22 ERA
2022: 4.73 ERA
2023: 4.12 ERA
2024: 5.84 ERA
Average: 4.64 ERA
Years he puked during a game:
2018: 3.29 ERA
2019: 3.72 ERA
2025: 3.31 ERA
Average: 3.44 ERA
Years he didn't puke during a game:
2020: 5.30 ERA
2021: 3.22 ERA
2022: 4.73 ERA
2023: 4.12 ERA
2024: 5.84 ERA
Average: 4.64 ERA
Adrian Houser vomits inside White Sox dugout — and stays in to win game: ‘Puke and rally’
Adrian Houser vomits inside White Sox dugout — and stays in to win game: ‘Puke and rally’
Adrian Houser hurled again — on the mound and off it.
nypost.com
February 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
As a Giants fan I'm doing some research on our new starter.
Years he puked during a game:
2018: 3.29 ERA
2019: 3.72 ERA
2025: 3.31 ERA
Average: 3.44 ERA
Years he didn't puke during a game:
2020: 5.30 ERA
2021: 3.22 ERA
2022: 4.73 ERA
2023: 4.12 ERA
2024: 5.84 ERA
Average: 4.64 ERA
Years he puked during a game:
2018: 3.29 ERA
2019: 3.72 ERA
2025: 3.31 ERA
Average: 3.44 ERA
Years he didn't puke during a game:
2020: 5.30 ERA
2021: 3.22 ERA
2022: 4.73 ERA
2023: 4.12 ERA
2024: 5.84 ERA
Average: 4.64 ERA
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Where's my sliding keyboard retro Droid?
All this leftist technology talk has me pensive around how they brought back the Razr but not the Sidekick.
February 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Where's my sliding keyboard retro Droid?
All this leftist technology talk has me pensive around how they brought back the Razr but not the Sidekick.
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
All this leftist technology talk has me pensive around how they brought back the Razr but not the Sidekick.
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Well which is it? Are you for birthright citizenship or against?
From @theathletic.com: Vice President JD Vance does not seem to agree with Eileen Gu's choice to represent China, rather than the United States, at the Olympics. Gu, who was born in San Francisco, has won five medals for China, where her mother is from. nyti.ms/3ZJtaYv
JD Vance insinuates Eileen Gu should be representing the United States at Winter Olympics
Gu was born in 2003, and her mother, Yan Gu, is a first-generation Chinese immigrant. Her father is American.
nyti.ms
February 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Well which is it? Are you for birthright citizenship or against?
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of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
As someone who grounds product strategy in user insight for a living, this is real. I can tell you that many products skip basic value proposition work.
An exec or PM latches onto a solution, and the challenge becomes figuring out how to diplomatically unwind an idea they’re already invested in.
An exec or PM latches onto a solution, and the challenge becomes figuring out how to diplomatically unwind an idea they’re already invested in.
this is obviously a joke but like, do you remember a time when the people making shit had to at least pretend to think about you as the user and why the things they were making might actually be useful to you? i legit can't remember the last time they put out a new device and that seemed true
yeah, i'm pro technology
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
As someone who grounds product strategy in user insight for a living, this is real. I can tell you that many products skip basic value proposition work.
An exec or PM latches onto a solution, and the challenge becomes figuring out how to diplomatically unwind an idea they’re already invested in.
An exec or PM latches onto a solution, and the challenge becomes figuring out how to diplomatically unwind an idea they’re already invested in.
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MLB is really going to end up with a salary cap because a man couldn’t keep it in his pants. 😭
February 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
MLB is really going to end up with a salary cap because a man couldn’t keep it in his pants. 😭
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100% in favor of WSBS. Fuck x
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
100% in favor of WSBS. Fuck x
Happy Mardi Gras 💜💛💚
February 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Happy Mardi Gras 💜💛💚
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Advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
Black Mirror type activity.
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
www.businessinsider.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Black Mirror type activity.
Waiting over a year for someone to ask my permission to use this on their “Thank You” stationary.
February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Waiting over a year for someone to ask my permission to use this on their “Thank You” stationary.
4 whole pages of Ser Duncan, they say. 😮💨
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
4 whole pages of Ser Duncan, they say. 😮💨
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Michael Jordan? The baseball player?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Michael Jordan? The baseball player?
Taking cough medicine after singing
“ROBO
TUSSIN”
to the tune of “The Stroke” by Billy Squier.
“ROBO
TUSSIN”
to the tune of “The Stroke” by Billy Squier.
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Taking cough medicine after singing
“ROBO
TUSSIN”
to the tune of “The Stroke” by Billy Squier.
“ROBO
TUSSIN”
to the tune of “The Stroke” by Billy Squier.
