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Andy Behrens
@andybehrens.bsky.social
Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.
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Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'm already enraged about that one HOF voter who's gonna leave Ohtani off their ballot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go!

It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list

Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am once again urging you to enjoy some artisanal, hand-crafted fantasy content!

Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 11
Let's make responsible fantasy choices this week, people.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*

Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"

*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*

Me: "I gotta go"
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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MONDAY
POD
CAST

I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!

My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!

Let's go!
(link is 👇)
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November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The YACHT CLUB has a Wednesday podcast ready!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions

Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.

(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
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November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Time for another week of drops at the Athletic.

(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).

www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...

#FantasyFootball
Fantasy football Week 10 drops: Turn the page on Alvin Kamara, Nick Chubb
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November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I don’t believe being an NFL fan means selling your soul, or even being a hypocrite. But we should probably at least not ignore that it’s adjacent.

My first for The Deep Shot:

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Everyone Is Someone's Baby
That guy is a beast. That guy is a monster. As he scores his first touchdown of the day, lowering his head and smashing his body like a weapon through other men, a few million
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October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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It was a fun week on TLPTC:

M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh

Catch up!
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October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!

If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
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October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...

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October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Our Wednesday ✨YACHT CLUB✨ episode is now ready for subscribers!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...

If you'd like to subscribe: 👇
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October 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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youtu.be/2BcRhchOkJw?...

Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social

Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg

Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC

And Packers from you’re truly!
Black & Blue Week 6
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October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
👂🔔
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...

...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!

(subscribe link is 👇)
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October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The was a particularly fun (also useful!) episode, once we cleared the ghastly goose talk.
Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...

...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.

If you'd like to subscribe 👇
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October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...

...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.

If you'd like to subscribe 👇
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October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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They tried to give Justin Jefferson a new golden boy partner fresh out of the academy (J.J. McCarthy) when all he ever wanted was the crookedest cop who ever lived (Carson Wentz)
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I'm on this, too!

If one podcast per weekday SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH...

...check out me and @andybehrens.bsky.social visiting with @drewmagary.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The Wednesday podcast with @andybehrens.bsky.social is up for Yacht Club subscribers:

We discuss key W4 start/sit decisions (Hampton/Benson/Skattebo and many more)...

...and then Andy gives us 5 names he's TRADING FOR this week.

If you're a subscriber, it's in your feed...
(if not 👇)
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September 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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This kicks major ass
Quite the intro for CBS's The NFL Today, celebrating its 50th anniversary.
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can confirm this was a good time!
Had a blast chatting with @andybehrens.bsky.social on this week's Perspectives episode. We dug into the rookie running backs, surprises to start the year, and so much more.

Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...

Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Late-Round Perspectives: Andy Behrens Returns
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September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Had a blast chatting with @andybehrens.bsky.social on this week's Perspectives episode. We dug into the rookie running backs, surprises to start the year, and so much more.

Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...

Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Late-Round Perspectives: Andy Behrens Returns
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September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM