Andy Behrens
@andybehrens.bsky.social
Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.
Commissioners, share this clip immediately with anyone who has not yet paid the league fee...
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Commissioners, share this clip immediately with anyone who has not yet paid the league fee...
I'm already enraged about that one HOF voter who's gonna leave Ohtani off their ballot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm already enraged about that one HOF voter who's gonna leave Ohtani off their ballot.
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The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go!
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go!
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
I am once again urging you to enjoy some artisanal, hand-crafted fantasy content!
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 11
Let's make responsible fantasy choices this week, people.
tinyurl.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am once again urging you to enjoy some artisanal, hand-crafted fantasy content!
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
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*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
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MONDAY
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
a man in a tank top is holding a gun and says wunderbar
ALT: a man in a tank top is holding a gun and says wunderbar
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MONDAY
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
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The YACHT CLUB has a Wednesday podcast ready!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
a large yacht is docked next to a smaller one
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The YACHT CLUB has a Wednesday podcast ready!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
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Time for another week of drops at the Athletic.
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
Fantasy football Week 10 drops: Turn the page on Alvin Kamara, Nick Chubb
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Time for another week of drops at the Athletic.
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
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I don’t believe being an NFL fan means selling your soul, or even being a hypocrite. But we should probably at least not ignore that it’s adjacent.
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
Everyone Is Someone's Baby
That guy is a beast. That guy is a monster. As he scores his first touchdown of the day, lowering his head and smashing his body like a weapon through other men, a few million
www.thedeepshot.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t believe being an NFL fan means selling your soul, or even being a hypocrite. But we should probably at least not ignore that it’s adjacent.
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
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It was a fun week on TLPTC:
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a bottle of ketchup in his hand .
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October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It was a fun week on TLPTC:
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
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Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
a man is driving a boat with the number 3-34-06 on the side
ALT: a man is driving a boat with the number 3-34-06 on the side
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
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Our Wednesday ✨YACHT CLUB✨ episode is now ready for subscribers!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...
If you'd like to subscribe: 👇
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...
If you'd like to subscribe: 👇
a group of men are dancing in front of a boat and one of them says i 'm on a boat .
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media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our Wednesday ✨YACHT CLUB✨ episode is now ready for subscribers!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...
If you'd like to subscribe: 👇
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...
If you'd like to subscribe: 👇
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youtu.be/2BcRhchOkJw?...
Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social
Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg
Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC
And Packers from you’re truly!
Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social
Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg
Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC
And Packers from you’re truly!
Black & Blue Week 6
YouTube video by The Sports Affiliation
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
youtu.be/2BcRhchOkJw?...
Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social
Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg
Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC
And Packers from you’re truly!
Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social
Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg
Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC
And Packers from you’re truly!
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Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
👂🔔
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...
...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!
(subscribe link is 👇)
👂🔔
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...
...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!
(subscribe link is 👇)
a cartoon of bart simpson talking to a calf with the words " anyone want to trade " below him
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media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
👂🔔
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...
...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!
(subscribe link is 👇)
👂🔔
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...
...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!
(subscribe link is 👇)
The was a particularly fun (also useful!) episode, once we cleared the ghastly goose talk.
Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...
...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.
If you'd like to subscribe 👇
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...
...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.
If you'd like to subscribe 👇
a close up of a goose 's head and neck
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media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The was a particularly fun (also useful!) episode, once we cleared the ghastly goose talk.
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Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...
...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.
If you'd like to subscribe 👇
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...
...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.
If you'd like to subscribe 👇
a close up of a goose 's head and neck
ALT: a close up of a goose 's head and neck
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...
...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.
If you'd like to subscribe 👇
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...
...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.
If you'd like to subscribe 👇
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They tried to give Justin Jefferson a new golden boy partner fresh out of the academy (J.J. McCarthy) when all he ever wanted was the crookedest cop who ever lived (Carson Wentz)
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They tried to give Justin Jefferson a new golden boy partner fresh out of the academy (J.J. McCarthy) when all he ever wanted was the crookedest cop who ever lived (Carson Wentz)
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I'm on this, too!
If one podcast per weekday SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH...
...check out me and @andybehrens.bsky.social visiting with @drewmagary.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social
If one podcast per weekday SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH...
...check out me and @andybehrens.bsky.social visiting with @drewmagary.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social
Time for a big fat NFL episode of The Distraction, with our old friend @andybehrens.bsky.social! art19.com/shows/the-di...
Doing Less With Less with Andy Behrens and Chris Harris
The NFL is back in full swing, and so our good buddy Andy Behrens returns to the pod along with his cohort Chris Harris. We’re looking at analytics, and how fantasy football butts up against football ...
art19.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm on this, too!
If one podcast per weekday SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH...
...check out me and @andybehrens.bsky.social visiting with @drewmagary.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social
If one podcast per weekday SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH...
...check out me and @andybehrens.bsky.social visiting with @drewmagary.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Time for a big fat NFL episode of The Distraction, with our old friend @andybehrens.bsky.social! art19.com/shows/the-di...
Doing Less With Less with Andy Behrens and Chris Harris
The NFL is back in full swing, and so our good buddy Andy Behrens returns to the pod along with his cohort Chris Harris. We’re looking at analytics, and how fantasy football butts up against football ...
art19.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Time for a big fat NFL episode of The Distraction, with our old friend @andybehrens.bsky.social! art19.com/shows/the-di...
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The Wednesday podcast with @andybehrens.bsky.social is up for Yacht Club subscribers:
We discuss key W4 start/sit decisions (Hampton/Benson/Skattebo and many more)...
...and then Andy gives us 5 names he's TRADING FOR this week.
If you're a subscriber, it's in your feed...
(if not 👇)
We discuss key W4 start/sit decisions (Hampton/Benson/Skattebo and many more)...
...and then Andy gives us 5 names he's TRADING FOR this week.
If you're a subscriber, it's in your feed...
(if not 👇)
a man with a beard is talking to a woman in a dark room and says good trade .
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media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Wednesday podcast with @andybehrens.bsky.social is up for Yacht Club subscribers:
We discuss key W4 start/sit decisions (Hampton/Benson/Skattebo and many more)...
...and then Andy gives us 5 names he's TRADING FOR this week.
If you're a subscriber, it's in your feed...
(if not 👇)
We discuss key W4 start/sit decisions (Hampton/Benson/Skattebo and many more)...
...and then Andy gives us 5 names he's TRADING FOR this week.
If you're a subscriber, it's in your feed...
(if not 👇)
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This kicks major ass
Quite the intro for CBS's The NFL Today, celebrating its 50th anniversary.
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This kicks major ass
Can confirm this was a good time!
Had a blast chatting with @andybehrens.bsky.social on this week's Perspectives episode. We dug into the rookie running backs, surprises to start the year, and so much more.
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Late-Round Perspectives: Andy Behrens Returns
open.spotify.com
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can confirm this was a good time!
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Had a blast chatting with @andybehrens.bsky.social on this week's Perspectives episode. We dug into the rookie running backs, surprises to start the year, and so much more.
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Late-Round Perspectives: Andy Behrens Returns
open.spotify.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Had a blast chatting with @andybehrens.bsky.social on this week's Perspectives episode. We dug into the rookie running backs, surprises to start the year, and so much more.
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7a60...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHG...