Christopher Harris
@harrisfootball.com
I write novels. Also, I have a popular football podcast and if you like that sort of thing you might try it. www.HarrisFootball.com
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Christopher Harris
@harrisfootball.com
· Nov 11
Had a conversation with two different friends about fiction writing this weekend and I thought I might share, with the idea that you might find it helpful. Both of these friends told me they want to write. They both have an idea for a novel. And each said they were intimidated to get started 1/7 🧵
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Yes, it does feel inevitable that Chicago will storm through the postseason, win Caleb's first Super Bowl and launch one of the league's greatest dynasties. Everyone is saying it. But Harris and I still felt it was useful to talk through the details.
YACHT CLUB???
ON A MONDAY???
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Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
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January 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Yes, it does feel inevitable that Chicago will storm through the postseason, win Caleb's first Super Bowl and launch one of the league's greatest dynasties. Everyone is saying it. But Harris and I still felt it was useful to talk through the details.
Reposted by Christopher Harris
YACHT CLUB???
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
mickey mouse is driving a boat with a steering wheel .
ALT: mickey mouse is driving a boat with a steering wheel .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
YACHT CLUB???
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
YACHT CLUB???
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
mickey mouse is driving a boat with a steering wheel .
ALT: mickey mouse is driving a boat with a steering wheel .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
YACHT CLUB???
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
ON A MONDAY???
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Yer darn tootin'. It's @andybehrens.bsky.social and me previewing the NFL Playoffs in general, and Wild Card Weekend in particular! We'll make winner picks, spread picks, and talk about who we like in the Super Bowl.
Very fun!
(subscribe 👇)
“They went all around the country interviewing kickers until they found one with the right stuff.”
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
“They went all around the country interviewing kickers until they found one with the right stuff.”
Lamar sheeeeeeeeesh
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Lamar sheeeeeeeeesh
Packers favored by 1.5 as a #7 seed is a pretty good bit.
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Packers favored by 1.5 as a #7 seed is a pretty good bit.
in the AFC this all did happen...
and in the NFC:
GB (7) @ CHI (2)
SF (6) @ PHI (3)
LAR (5) @ CAR (4)
bye: SEA (1)
and in the NFC:
GB (7) @ CHI (2)
SF (6) @ PHI (3)
LAR (5) @ CAR (4)
bye: SEA (1)
assuming LAC's w18 tank works and NE beats MIA:
LAC (7) @ NE (2)
BUF (6) @ JAC (3)
HOU (5) @ BAL/PIT (4)
bye: DEN (1)
LAC (7) @ NE (2)
BUF (6) @ JAC (3)
HOU (5) @ BAL/PIT (4)
bye: DEN (1)
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
in the AFC this all did happen...
and in the NFC:
GB (7) @ CHI (2)
SF (6) @ PHI (3)
LAR (5) @ CAR (4)
bye: SEA (1)
and in the NFC:
GB (7) @ CHI (2)
SF (6) @ PHI (3)
LAR (5) @ CAR (4)
bye: SEA (1)
I'm absolutely biased. But if you got some truth serum in Harbaugh after seeing this Broncos team up close unable to put away Trey Lance, do you think he'd still prefer to sit his guys and face the Patriots, or come back to Denver next week?
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm absolutely biased. But if you got some truth serum in Harbaugh after seeing this Broncos team up close unable to put away Trey Lance, do you think he'd still prefer to sit his guys and face the Patriots, or come back to Denver next week?
Listen, when you need Gabe Davis (week 18, winning 21-0, Trubisky at QB, Jets having long since quit), he shows up.
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Listen, when you need Gabe Davis (week 18, winning 21-0, Trubisky at QB, Jets having long since quit), he shows up.
assuming LAC's w18 tank works and NE beats MIA:
LAC (7) @ NE (2)
BUF (6) @ JAC (3)
HOU (5) @ BAL/PIT (4)
bye: DEN (1)
LAC (7) @ NE (2)
BUF (6) @ JAC (3)
HOU (5) @ BAL/PIT (4)
bye: DEN (1)
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
assuming LAC's w18 tank works and NE beats MIA:
LAC (7) @ NE (2)
BUF (6) @ JAC (3)
HOU (5) @ BAL/PIT (4)
bye: DEN (1)
LAC (7) @ NE (2)
BUF (6) @ JAC (3)
HOU (5) @ BAL/PIT (4)
bye: DEN (1)
Joe Schoen in Giants offices after a Week 18 win keeps his job and keeps them out of the draft top 3
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January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Joe Schoen in Giants offices after a Week 18 win keeps his job and keeps them out of the draft top 3
Asking if NFL talking heads are allowed to take their Philip Rivers slobber back?
IT'S RILEY LEONARD TIME!
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Asking if NFL talking heads are allowed to take their Philip Rivers slobber back?
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Fowler: The left is saying it's illegal regime change
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Fowler: The left is saying it's illegal regime change
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
Fowler: The left is saying it's illegal regime change
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Fowler: The left is saying it's illegal regime change
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
Riddick: Pete Hesgeth..
Orlovsky: I know what you're gonna say, Louis
Riddick: We've *talked* to the man, Dan, we looked him in the eye
Orlovsky: He's a dog
Riddick: The man is a *dog*. Let me tell you what Mike Tomlin would do in this situation
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Be specific or stop whining.
You're a Senator. This is the second time he's done this. He's been broadcasting intentions to attack Venezuela for months.
You had plenty of time to prepare for how you'd respond to this.
Be specific about what "can't stand idly by" means or get out of the way.
You're a Senator. This is the second time he's done this. He's been broadcasting intentions to attack Venezuela for months.
You had plenty of time to prepare for how you'd respond to this.
Be specific about what "can't stand idly by" means or get out of the way.
Donald Trump had no approval from Congress for this unjustified, unauthorized attack on Venezuela. This is what dictators do. We cannot stand idly by while Donald Trump conducts rogue attacks that put American lives further at risk.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Be specific or stop whining.
You're a Senator. This is the second time he's done this. He's been broadcasting intentions to attack Venezuela for months.
You had plenty of time to prepare for how you'd respond to this.
Be specific about what "can't stand idly by" means or get out of the way.
You're a Senator. This is the second time he's done this. He's been broadcasting intentions to attack Venezuela for months.
You had plenty of time to prepare for how you'd respond to this.
Be specific about what "can't stand idly by" means or get out of the way.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Why don't you leftists understand that DEMOCRATS CANNOT DO ANYTHING. THEY HAVE NO POWER. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE IN POWER. The only thing that can ever happen is that you personally some fucking guy has to vote in a couple years for the people who, again HAVE NO POWER.
February 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why don't you leftists understand that DEMOCRATS CANNOT DO ANYTHING. THEY HAVE NO POWER. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE IN POWER. The only thing that can ever happen is that you personally some fucking guy has to vote in a couple years for the people who, again HAVE NO POWER.
btw, @rikleen.bsky.social is running for Senate in Massachusetts -- "he can't win, he doesn't have the party backing" ... wtf does *anyone* care about backing from those people right about now?
"When Congress neglected to do its duty – declining to begin impeachment proceedings after the first unconstitutional act of war – it was an implicit invitation to the Trump administration," @rikleen.bsky.social writes. "The Trump administration accepted the invitation."
The logical consequences
Congress gave Trump a free pass for bombing Iran – his attack on Venezuela is the logical consequence
by Alex Rikleen
As a teacher, part of my job was responding when a student answered a phone cal...
www.welcometohellworld.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
btw, @rikleen.bsky.social is running for Senate in Massachusetts -- "he can't win, he doesn't have the party backing" ... wtf does *anyone* care about backing from those people right about now?
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"When Congress neglected to do its duty – declining to begin impeachment proceedings after the first unconstitutional act of war – it was an implicit invitation to the Trump administration," @rikleen.bsky.social writes. "The Trump administration accepted the invitation."
The logical consequences
Congress gave Trump a free pass for bombing Iran – his attack on Venezuela is the logical consequence
by Alex Rikleen
As a teacher, part of my job was responding when a student answered a phone cal...
www.welcometohellworld.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"When Congress neglected to do its duty – declining to begin impeachment proceedings after the first unconstitutional act of war – it was an implicit invitation to the Trump administration," @rikleen.bsky.social writes. "The Trump administration accepted the invitation."
Over the years a lot of gen Y and Z have said, "How did nobody stop Bush in Iraq?" like nobody ever said anything, like people didn't protest, like we weren't horrified every day. "Why didn't Congress do anything?" Because they don't want to! Because they agree with the goal!
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Over the years a lot of gen Y and Z have said, "How did nobody stop Bush in Iraq?" like nobody ever said anything, like people didn't protest, like we weren't horrified every day. "Why didn't Congress do anything?" Because they don't want to! Because they agree with the goal!
Much more than One Battle After Another (which is fine), this one hits right about now:
Orwell: 2+2=5 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Much more than One Battle After Another (which is fine), this one hits right about now:
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
bloom.bg
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
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POSTSEASON AWARDS ON FRIDAY'S POD
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Cousin Josh and I hand out the hardware for the 2025 season, with MVP, LVP, many thoughts on players moving forward, and much more.
PLUS! The 2025 SUPERCUT!
✂️🏈📽️😆
A summary of the podcast year in 10 minutes!
(link is 👇)
POSTSEASON AWARDS ON FRIDAY'S POD
🏆🏆🏆
Cousin Josh and I hand out the hardware for the 2025 season, with MVP, LVP, many thoughts on players moving forward, and much more.
PLUS! The 2025 SUPERCUT!
✂️🏈📽️😆
A summary of the podcast year in 10 minutes!
(link is 👇)
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January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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POSTSEASON AWARDS ON FRIDAY'S POD
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Cousin Josh and I hand out the hardware for the 2025 season, with MVP, LVP, many thoughts on players moving forward, and much more.
PLUS! The 2025 SUPERCUT!
✂️🏈📽️😆
A summary of the podcast year in 10 minutes!
(link is 👇)
POSTSEASON AWARDS ON FRIDAY'S POD
🏆🏆🏆
Cousin Josh and I hand out the hardware for the 2025 season, with MVP, LVP, many thoughts on players moving forward, and much more.
PLUS! The 2025 SUPERCUT!
✂️🏈📽️😆
A summary of the podcast year in 10 minutes!
(link is 👇)