Andy Behrens
@andybehrens.bsky.social
Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...
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October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
Grey arriving at NLCS game 3 on Thursday.
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Grey arriving at NLCS game 3 on Thursday.
It's not worth winning a fantasy championship if you have to do it with these boring-ass picks, folks. Have some pride!
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/27/f...
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/27/f...
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's not worth winning a fantasy championship if you have to do it with these boring-ass picks, folks. Have some pride!
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/27/f...
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/27/f...
Let’s have a frank conversation about the No. 1 overall pick, folks. It actually doesn’t have to be Ja’Marr Chase.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Let’s have a frank conversation about the No. 1 overall pick, folks. It actually doesn’t have to be Ja’Marr Chase.
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Today we have Dalton Del Don spreading fear about Matthew Stafford and me telling you he was a pillar of my terrible superflex plan. So, hey, pick your poison.
Also: MOSTLY NFL NOTES IS BACK!
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Also: MOSTLY NFL NOTES IS BACK!
thedeepshot.com/2025/08/17/f...
August 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today we have Dalton Del Don spreading fear about Matthew Stafford and me telling you he was a pillar of my terrible superflex plan. So, hey, pick your poison.
Also: MOSTLY NFL NOTES IS BACK!
thedeepshot.com/2025/08/17/f...
Also: MOSTLY NFL NOTES IS BACK!
thedeepshot.com/2025/08/17/f...
We got a whole lot going on over here, friends. The content, it's good! Would recommend.
Season-long ranks are free — and worth every penny!
www.thedeepshot.com
Season-long ranks are free — and worth every penny!
www.thedeepshot.com
August 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We got a whole lot going on over here, friends. The content, it's good! Would recommend.
Season-long ranks are free — and worth every penny!
www.thedeepshot.com
Season-long ranks are free — and worth every penny!
www.thedeepshot.com
For the subscribers: I have produced the definitive ranking of veteran buzzkill running backs who are likely to wreck our 2025 fantasy plans. You're welcome!
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/14/b...
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/14/b...
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
For the subscribers: I have produced the definitive ranking of veteran buzzkill running backs who are likely to wreck our 2025 fantasy plans. You're welcome!
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/14/b...
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/14/b...
Friends! We have a big beefy selection of fine content over here at thedeepshot.com, available at a scandalously low price.
August 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Friends! We have a big beefy selection of fine content over here at thedeepshot.com, available at a scandalously low price.
Good people!
We have some news on content plans…
We have some news on content plans…
August 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good people!
We have some news on content plans…
We have some news on content plans…
I was lucky enough to have a couple pretty great interactions with Ryne Sandberg over the years — one at a Wrigley bar (pictured), the other at a Bulls game.
That second meeting is probably thread-worthy…
That second meeting is probably thread-worthy…
July 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I was lucky enough to have a couple pretty great interactions with Ryne Sandberg over the years — one at a Wrigley bar (pictured), the other at a Bulls game.
That second meeting is probably thread-worthy…
That second meeting is probably thread-worthy…
This league can definitely throw a party.
July 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This league can definitely throw a party.
Absolutely savage new way to tell me I'm washed. This is elite trolling; I respect it.
July 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Absolutely savage new way to tell me I'm washed. This is elite trolling; I respect it.
Went with a very traditional 5-5-6 roster build in this #FCEliminator, taking no chances. Regrettably, three of my six punters have the same bye week — one of the classic blunders!
May 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Went with a very traditional 5-5-6 roster build in this #FCEliminator, taking no chances. Regrettably, three of my six punters have the same bye week — one of the classic blunders!
oh wow guys, this is actually a great point
May 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
oh wow guys, this is actually a great point
"OK, people, let's get back to wor—!
"Um ... (ahem) ... let's, um ... (fans self) ... what was I saying?"
"Um ... (ahem) ... let's, um ... (fans self) ... what was I saying?"
May 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"OK, people, let's get back to wor—!
"Um ... (ahem) ... let's, um ... (fans self) ... what was I saying?"
"Um ... (ahem) ... let's, um ... (fans self) ... what was I saying?"
rolling into the Met Gala with my +1
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
rolling into the Met Gala with my +1
Cleaned out my office closet today, found some old Bulls stadium giveaways and OMG JACKPOT.
May 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cleaned out my office closet today, found some old Bulls stadium giveaways and OMG JACKPOT.
Hey listen, you can't talk 1890s baseball without my guy, Bill Hutchison.
Won my first H2H league back in '91 thanks to old Hutch!
Won my first H2H league back in '91 thanks to old Hutch!
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hey listen, you can't talk 1890s baseball without my guy, Bill Hutchison.
Won my first H2H league back in '91 thanks to old Hutch!
Won my first H2H league back in '91 thanks to old Hutch!
Hey, not sure if you've heard, but...
DRAFT WEEK IS UPON US!
Come spend it with your Yahoo friends. No reason to go anywhere else imo. Full sked right here ⤵️
DRAFT WEEK IS UPON US!
Come spend it with your Yahoo friends. No reason to go anywhere else imo. Full sked right here ⤵️
April 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey, not sure if you've heard, but...
DRAFT WEEK IS UPON US!
Come spend it with your Yahoo friends. No reason to go anywhere else imo. Full sked right here ⤵️
DRAFT WEEK IS UPON US!
Come spend it with your Yahoo friends. No reason to go anywhere else imo. Full sked right here ⤵️
Some of us have not forgotten that one time you died.
April 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some of us have not forgotten that one time you died.
When I am offering the 1.12 and 3.12 for all of your good players
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When I am offering the 1.12 and 3.12 for all of your good players
Sir, that is a Kraken. It's the same picture.
April 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sir, that is a Kraken. It's the same picture.