keelin 🧛♀️
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Friend of Razzball
• Chicago!
• She/her
Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)
• Friend of Razzball
• Chicago!
• She/her
Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)
Continuously seeing Dick Durbin’s name show up.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Continuously seeing Dick Durbin’s name show up.
For IL people who aren’t getting an answer from Durbin’s office, some of Tammy Duckworth’s offices are answering.
Their offices are in at least some of the same buildings. Ask her offices to deliver the message to him.
Who knows how effective it’ll be, but by God, now’s the time to be annoying.
Their offices are in at least some of the same buildings. Ask her offices to deliver the message to him.
Who knows how effective it’ll be, but by God, now’s the time to be annoying.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For IL people who aren’t getting an answer from Durbin’s office, some of Tammy Duckworth’s offices are answering.
Their offices are in at least some of the same buildings. Ask her offices to deliver the message to him.
Who knows how effective it’ll be, but by God, now’s the time to be annoying.
Their offices are in at least some of the same buildings. Ask her offices to deliver the message to him.
Who knows how effective it’ll be, but by God, now’s the time to be annoying.
I just have a shapeshifting demon.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I just have a shapeshifting demon.
Who wants a wallet-sized photo of my haunted son?
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Who wants a wallet-sized photo of my haunted son?
I’m probably going to have to clean that little carcass up, aren’t I?
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m probably going to have to clean that little carcass up, aren’t I?
✨SPECIAL VISITOR✨
R.I.P. pigeon
R.I.P. pigeon
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
✨SPECIAL VISITOR✨
R.I.P. pigeon
R.I.P. pigeon
Also, generator of one of the funniest moments I experienced on ye ol’ Twitter.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also, generator of one of the funniest moments I experienced on ye ol’ Twitter.
When I read this transcript, I heard it in this voice.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When I read this transcript, I heard it in this voice.
Protect The Skeletons
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Protect The Skeletons
For my farther north side Chicago and Evanston people, the 🧊 kidnappers are busy. Here are cars and plate numbers.
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
For my farther north side Chicago and Evanston people, the 🧊 kidnappers are busy. Here are cars and plate numbers.
It does. The UI is weird, and the account is below the fold for some reason (on the app on my phone at least). You have to drag up at the bottom of the list to see it.
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It does. The UI is weird, and the account is below the fold for some reason (on the app on my phone at least). You have to drag up at the bottom of the list to see it.
He has a daughter to support.
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He has a daughter to support.
Just an absolute death spiral.
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just an absolute death spiral.
Right? They know how to pick them.
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Right? They know how to pick them.
May karma continue to follow.
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
May karma continue to follow.
“…one officer has his beard ripped from his face…”
What in the Wooly Willy.
What in the Wooly Willy.
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“…one officer has his beard ripped from his face…”
What in the Wooly Willy.
What in the Wooly Willy.
It’ll be nice not to take a 14-hour flight to see him, but it was worth it!
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’ll be nice not to take a 14-hour flight to see him, but it was worth it!
Looks just like him.
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Looks just like him.
Don’t ask Mr. Wendal if he thinks Chicago is a war zone because he’s out here every day fighting the gawt dayum Halloween decorations.
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Don’t ask Mr. Wendal if he thinks Chicago is a war zone because he’s out here every day fighting the gawt dayum Halloween decorations.
This is probably what that lady was seeing when she was yelling about people not being real on the plane.
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is probably what that lady was seeing when she was yelling about people not being real on the plane.
I own this hat for plays like these.
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I own this hat for plays like these.