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Dutch Pendergrass
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Black. He/Him. Firmly in the pocket of “Big Poor”.
No Thundercats. Total bullshit.
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Xu woke up one day this fall and decided to accomplish a feat no one had asked for: driving to every single Plaid Pantry convenience store in Portland. The plan would take them across the entire city — 54 stops in eight hours, with no medal at the end.
54 stores, 8 hours: Portlander turns longest Plaid Pantry run ever into a love letter to the city
Simon Xu went to every single Plaid Pantry store in Portland in an eight-hour "pointless" personal challenge.
www.opb.org
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Larry the Cat: political animal
Larry the Cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street’s chief mouser on Sunday.

The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Got 4 pounds of pork butt cubed up & marinating for my 2 day pork dish (not carnitas but similar). Got another pound of pork trimmings for the base of a Sunday sauce. I need to make 4 pounds of ricotta 50/50 meatballs tomorrow too. Some will get frozen. Some for the Sunday sauce. Workin hard.
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Still funny.
Frank Sinatra and Stevie Wonder Duet - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
m.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Throw in an IPA and this is every white dude in Portland
I have a dog with the patience of a saint
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
George A Romero’s The Care Bears
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The Walking Dead but but we replace zombies with Gremlins.
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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These groups were all created by boomers to protect rich boomer shit, and we can absolutely unmake them and prosecute or censure every single person involved.
"BORTAC was formed in 1984 to address 'rioting' in detention centers run by ICE's predecessor ... In 1992, BORTAC was deployed to [LA] in the wake of the Rodney King trial. It was also BORTAC who led the raid on the home where Elian Gonzalez was living in 2000, before he was returned to Cuba."
"One group of BORTAC agents [..] has been recorded repeatedly attacking people with chemical weapons in both Chicago and Minneapolis."

"Unraveled has identified EZ-2 and EZ-17."

"Edgar E. Vazquez." "Michael B. Sveum."
#Illinois #Minnesota #Texas #USA #Weapons #Protest #Deportation #EthnicCleansing
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Me to the almond cluster
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
My casket lowered slowly into the earth as this blares
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I laugh almost every time I hear it
Mobb Deep - (The Infamous Prelude) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by MobbDeepVEVO
m.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My dog loves me but would absolutely sell me out in 5 seconds for French fries.
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Shamrock Shake season is already upon us
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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As you get older you progressively get into weirder forms of debauchery. And for many of you that kink seems to be the Winter Olympics. Whatever gets you there, I guess.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Cheesemonger. Are we sure it’s not a slur?
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
That’s Danny McBride
Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My daughters Bodega and Eggncheese
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
As you get older you progressively get into weirder forms of debauchery. And for many of you that kink seems to be the Winter Olympics. Whatever gets you there, I guess.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Earlier, stepped on a squeaky dog toy in the dark and almost shit myself
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Legit lol. Some of these pieces of shit are actually facing repercussions.
Breaking WSJ:

Casey Wasserman is putting his talent and marketing agency up for sale, he said in a memo to staff Friday night.

The move follows the release of suggestive emails he exchanged years ago with Ghislaine Maxwell and the departure of high-profile talent from his firm.
Exclusive | Casey Wasserman Putting His Talent Agency Up for Sale After Epstein Fallout
Wasserman has said he “never had a personal or business relationship with Jeffrey Epstein” and told staff he felt that he had “become a distraction” to the firm’s work.
www.wsj.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Gifting myself the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift (pigs in a blanket).
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Now Spinning
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Clasping your hands before decking someone feels better than cumming.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM