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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Pinned
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
r/Jordan_Peterson_Memes
Right wing memes are just racism and misogyny
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Right wing memes are just racism and misogyny
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This guy and the guy driving drunk with his kids in the car both responded with “hey boys, I’m ICE” without understanding the code of silence doesn’t work between different agencies. It’s almost as if they only understand police through tv shows and movies. As if they’re playing make believe.
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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today’s weather-resistant tourism activity (and likely tomorrow’s too) is a visit to the te papa museum.

quick question, new zealand:

what the fuck?
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finally, a day just for us!
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Cancel culture must be bound and gagged and sent to a foreign country not bound by any of Americas human rights laws. It is only in this way we can maintain our civil liberties
Jonathan Turley called Antifa the most violent anti-free speech movement in the United States. The footage featured next to him featured a protester being thrown to the ground by several police officers in riot gear. Also did he see any of the footage from January 6th?
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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lobstporken
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I need to let you all know this is a real meal that exists
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I am not locked in here with you,,, you are locked in here with me, I forgot to make extra keys,,,
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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so funny jordan peterson only eats meat but can't cook it for shit
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The not fucking around crew is once again not fucking around
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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codename: Croque McDo
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Kinda nice everything in his life disappoints him
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Hooting and hollering
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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imagining a ny pizza supremacist reading this and having an aneurysm
September 13, 2023 at 11:57 PM
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couldn't be me
imagining a ny pizza supremacist reading this and having an aneurysm
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Grown man discovers fast food pizza is mediocre, news at 11
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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🚨Keith David🚨
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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FRED WARD HELL YEAH
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Lmao sweeps week
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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so I think this is going to cost $500-$600

$200 for appointment, buses, lyfts
$350 for progressive lenses and cheap frames

if you wanted to help a girl out

Venmo: @qstarshine
fml glasses broke
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Whoever programmed WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING (1995) to play at the New Bev in December is batting 1000.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Marvellous
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Why does this person talk like Rorschach
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM