SJ Klapecki (should be writing)
@sjklapecki.itch.io
Head writer at @swordnboardstudios.bsky.social
Trans woman, Canadian
https://linktr.ee/sjklapecki - All my Work
Trans woman, Canadian
https://linktr.ee/sjklapecki - All my Work
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The Invisible Hand by SJ Klapecki
A man's encounter with true Angel Investors
sjklapecki.itch.io
Oh hey look at that I have a short story actually out: The Invisible Hand, an urban-fantasy story following the misdeeds of a man who stumbles his way into bringing magic back to the financial markets. Up on itch now :D
sjklapecki.itch.io/the-invisibl...
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever
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the III is the part of this that makes the most sense
if I was named Charles Bonesteel I would absolutely name my son that and he would continue the tradition, I expect there will be a Charles Bonesteel VIII in another few generations
if I was named Charles Bonesteel I would absolutely name my son that and he would continue the tradition, I expect there will be a Charles Bonesteel VIII in another few generations
Ridiculous. Come on now. Nobody is named that
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
the III is the part of this that makes the most sense
if I was named Charles Bonesteel I would absolutely name my son that and he would continue the tradition, I expect there will be a Charles Bonesteel VIII in another few generations
if I was named Charles Bonesteel I would absolutely name my son that and he would continue the tradition, I expect there will be a Charles Bonesteel VIII in another few generations
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unfortunately i have decided to learn modding
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
unfortunately i have decided to learn modding
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Me: "Well, everything sucks, but at least there are Transformers."
The Demon That Steals Joy: "Hey, got some news about the company that makes those...."
The Demon That Steals Joy: "Hey, got some news about the company that makes those...."
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Me: "Well, everything sucks, but at least there are Transformers."
The Demon That Steals Joy: "Hey, got some news about the company that makes those...."
The Demon That Steals Joy: "Hey, got some news about the company that makes those...."
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Less than a week until "Appetite" hits your shelves! Prepare to hunt down your murderous vampire ex by preordering or checking out the free chapter in my newsletter🩸
After a century of siring new girlfriends, the vampire Olya has given up on love. Except messy relationships leave long traces, and one of them is about to bite back.
Read the preview chapter by subscribing to my newsletter - mzakharuk.com#newsletter
Preorder now - mzakharuk.com#appetite
Read the preview chapter by subscribing to my newsletter - mzakharuk.com#newsletter
Preorder now - mzakharuk.com#appetite
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Less than a week until "Appetite" hits your shelves! Prepare to hunt down your murderous vampire ex by preordering or checking out the free chapter in my newsletter🩸
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These bans are short-sighted and inhumane and pushed by people who do not understand the complexity of social media
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
‘I’ve lost my friends’: advocacy groups warn Australia’s social media ban risks isolating kids with disabilities
Despite the ban’s aim to protect young people, experts are concerned that those in marginalised communities or living with disabilities could lose vital support networks
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 AM
These bans are short-sighted and inhumane and pushed by people who do not understand the complexity of social media
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UNLIMITED COMBAT DOLLS is a story of doomed romance, survival under impossible circumstances, a search for something to fill that aching hollow deep inside, and robot girls.
Available now.
tinylesbianrobot.itch.io/unlimited-co...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FNCDLSDT
Available now.
tinylesbianrobot.itch.io/unlimited-co...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FNCDLSDT
![Promo graphic for Unlimited Combat Dolls, saying it's out now! It features stark, aggressive graphics, and has text reading 'out now', 'available: amazon (print & digital)', 'itch.io (digital)', and 'most other digital booksellers'. Some text in green and between square brackets is located below the cover. It reads '[this is a mercy] [I do not expect forgiveness]. The cover itself is at the top left, and features the title in bold red text, along with an armed figure in white who is being studied by a scanner that has censored her head and highlighted the threat posed by her weapon.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2npuojxdl4kkgznkwqlgtzx5/bafkreiflxxmyjij3tscq5jo4ij62lvj4nqie2nghb3vcqrt5b2r6zxap6u@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
UNLIMITED COMBAT DOLLS is a story of doomed romance, survival under impossible circumstances, a search for something to fill that aching hollow deep inside, and robot girls.
Available now.
tinylesbianrobot.itch.io/unlimited-co...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FNCDLSDT
Available now.
tinylesbianrobot.itch.io/unlimited-co...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FNCDLSDT
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If you knew any robot t-girls, you wouldn't need to ask
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
If you knew any robot t-girls, you wouldn't need to ask
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AI is like asbestos. Seemingly promising for a bunch of stuff, built into core infrastructure and fucking everyone up.
“Since AI was added to the device the FDA has received unconfirmed reports of at least 100 malfunctions & adverse events…Most allegedly involved errors in which the TruDi Navigation System misinformed surgeons about the location of their instruments while they were using them inside patients’ heads”
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
AI is like asbestos. Seemingly promising for a bunch of stuff, built into core infrastructure and fucking everyone up.
unfortunately i have decided to learn modding
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
unfortunately i have decided to learn modding
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The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
me too pepper me too
tried it today. it pulls apart in a way thats kind of fibrous but its texture is like slightly underbaked dough
tastes halfway between a plantain and a potato
tastes halfway between a plantain and a potato
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
tried it today. it pulls apart in a way thats kind of fibrous but its texture is like slightly underbaked dough
tastes halfway between a plantain and a potato
tastes halfway between a plantain and a potato
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Sorry to vent on main but I'm just so sick of being a grown-ass adult online who can't openly enjoy talking about or drawing sex stuff even in completely adult spaces where all minors are completely banned just because everyone has gotta be such fascist controlling fucking babies about it
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Sorry to vent on main but I'm just so sick of being a grown-ass adult online who can't openly enjoy talking about or drawing sex stuff even in completely adult spaces where all minors are completely banned just because everyone has gotta be such fascist controlling fucking babies about it
Ok but doesn't this render the stated goal of "child safety" impossible?
A child who is going to school regularly from 9-4 pm (assuming they take time to go home) plays games rated M (extremely common) and talks about vulgar/sexual topics (near-universal) would look like an adult to this system
A child who is going to school regularly from 9-4 pm (assuming they take time to go home) plays games rated M (extremely common) and talks about vulgar/sexual topics (near-universal) would look like an adult to this system
quick everyone, start playing hentai and super violent games for discord to notice you are an adult lol
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Ok but doesn't this render the stated goal of "child safety" impossible?
A child who is going to school regularly from 9-4 pm (assuming they take time to go home) plays games rated M (extremely common) and talks about vulgar/sexual topics (near-universal) would look like an adult to this system
A child who is going to school regularly from 9-4 pm (assuming they take time to go home) plays games rated M (extremely common) and talks about vulgar/sexual topics (near-universal) would look like an adult to this system
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quick everyone, start playing hentai and super violent games for discord to notice you are an adult lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
quick everyone, start playing hentai and super violent games for discord to notice you are an adult lol
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The thing that about child safety online is that it is going in the exact wrong direction.
As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.
But that's hard on marketers, so.
As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.
But that's hard on marketers, so.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
The thing that about child safety online is that it is going in the exact wrong direction.
As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.
But that's hard on marketers, so.
As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.
But that's hard on marketers, so.
Help Emma, she is cool and deserves many things including gender-affirming care
I have 3k left to raise on my GFM until June 18th. The overall goal is over halfway there, and it would suck to get stuck close to the end. Please help out if you can, it would mean a lot
gofund.me/48e9f91bd
gofund.me/48e9f91bd
Donate to Help Emma Get Gender-Affirming Surgery, organized by Em Zakharuk
UPD: Thanks to your generosity, I've been able to book a surgery date. Please help … Em Zakharuk needs your support for Help Emma Get Gender-Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Help Emma, she is cool and deserves many things including gender-affirming care
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I have 3k left to raise on my GFM until June 18th. The overall goal is over halfway there, and it would suck to get stuck close to the end. Please help out if you can, it would mean a lot
gofund.me/48e9f91bd
gofund.me/48e9f91bd
Donate to Help Emma Get Gender-Affirming Surgery, organized by Em Zakharuk
UPD: Thanks to your generosity, I've been able to book a surgery date. Please help … Em Zakharuk needs your support for Help Emma Get Gender-Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I have 3k left to raise on my GFM until June 18th. The overall goal is over halfway there, and it would suck to get stuck close to the end. Please help out if you can, it would mean a lot
gofund.me/48e9f91bd
gofund.me/48e9f91bd
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Why would you use discord when you could instead emit a powerful psychic blast killing every sentient being on the planet
March 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why would you use discord when you could instead emit a powerful psychic blast killing every sentient being on the planet
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
