I was so mad when I found out the Faggettes was already a band

I'm not man at all!

"I wanted to give the reader a boner but make him to scared to do anything about it" - Dean Learner

There's a line in one of the interview parts of Garth Marenghi about that I think

(I realize this might sound sarcastic over the internet but it's not)

I'm so happy for you!

(I also think if I were a cis lesbian it'd be a fairly normative type but WHATEVER)

I like the thing I do pretty good tho

I was gonna say "am I the only bitch on this planet that actually likes sex?" but then I realized that according to at least one cishet friend I haven't had their definition of sex in like 10 years

Me a month ago: Yeah. It's weird

Me, after getting very comfortable work boots: So my style has gotten a bit more alt...

I didn't know I'd get to use this one this quick

Oh fuck I should commission some moments