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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache.
banner: protect trans kids knife.
tear down the bo statue.
writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
banner: protect trans kids knife.
tear down the bo statue.
writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
Pinned
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Disappeared? People talking like this about social fucking media? Touch grass is cliche but I'm guessing some people need more than a 72 hour break for their own well being. There are people in this country actually being disappeared every day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Disappeared? People talking like this about social fucking media? Touch grass is cliche but I'm guessing some people need more than a 72 hour break for their own well being. There are people in this country actually being disappeared every day.
they literally posted why they suspended her
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
they literally posted why they suspended her
the f-350 of ass-wiping
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the f-350 of ass-wiping
it’s wild that a contributor to the new republic cannot tell the difference between a real reporter and a fabulist who made a death threat (yes, even if it’s lyrics) on a social media platform
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
it’s wild that a contributor to the new republic cannot tell the difference between a real reporter and a fabulist who made a death threat (yes, even if it’s lyrics) on a social media platform
for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’s sake
If President Trump were serious about fighting crime in our communities, he would work with Congress to fund state and local law enforcement. This bill does just that.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’s sake
is real estate the best band that could fittingly be described as grocery store music
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
is real estate the best band that could fittingly be described as grocery store music
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"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
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get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.
found yet another med to taper because my specialist can’t be bothered to worry about side effects. i’m so tired.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
found yet another med to taper because my specialist can’t be bothered to worry about side effects. i’m so tired.
get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.
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not a single senator
UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
not a single senator
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So, a Big Ten team in Michigan _did_ have to vacate wins for 2022 and 2023, you say?
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So, a Big Ten team in Michigan _did_ have to vacate wins for 2022 and 2023, you say?
it’s incredible to me that there are still people reading sarah kendzior posts in the year two thousand and twenty-five
Hm that would mean she lied. Which I can't remember being her entire thing she does.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
it’s incredible to me that there are still people reading sarah kendzior posts in the year two thousand and twenty-five
well i’m laughing very hard but also @edsbs.bsky.social made me realize russia has more super bowl rings than my favorite nfl team too
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
well i’m laughing very hard but also @edsbs.bsky.social made me realize russia has more super bowl rings than my favorite nfl team too
well the news is typically horrifying, i should chill out and get back to my book ah fuck why am i like this
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
well the news is typically horrifying, i should chill out and get back to my book ah fuck why am i like this
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
set up a doctor’s appointment please applaud
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
set up a doctor’s appointment please applaud
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My brain: you don’t need to check the weather app again.
Me: what if something’s changed
my brain: you just checked it 20 minutes ago
Me: the map might be different.
My brain: checking the weather app won’t fix you
Me: *opens weather app*
Me: what if something’s changed
my brain: you just checked it 20 minutes ago
Me: the map might be different.
My brain: checking the weather app won’t fix you
Me: *opens weather app*
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My brain: you don’t need to check the weather app again.
Me: what if something’s changed
my brain: you just checked it 20 minutes ago
Me: the map might be different.
My brain: checking the weather app won’t fix you
Me: *opens weather app*
Me: what if something’s changed
my brain: you just checked it 20 minutes ago
Me: the map might be different.
My brain: checking the weather app won’t fix you
Me: *opens weather app*
good time to finally hit a goddamn three
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
good time to finally hit a goddamn three
oh wow that was outrageous
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
oh wow that was outrageous
oh no i’m invested in a suddenly close basketball game
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
oh no i’m invested in a suddenly close basketball game
they have so many options that i completely forget about good players until they check in.
so many dudes can take over.
so many dudes can take over.
this michigan team is gonna win a lot of games this year
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they have so many options that i completely forget about good players until they check in.
so many dudes can take over.
so many dudes can take over.
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“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.”
Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.
Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.”
Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.
Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.