Mike Ensminger Fan Account
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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
I wish the piece had expanded on this more instead of giving it a couple of sentences. What is it about UCSD specifically that makes it a huge outlier even among other UC schools?
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I wish the piece had expanded on this more instead of giving it a couple of sentences. What is it about UCSD specifically that makes it a huge outlier even among other UC schools?
I have to check something about the Westminster City Council for work reasons. The work computer thinks Westminster is in Colombia?
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I have to check something about the Westminster City Council for work reasons. The work computer thinks Westminster is in Colombia?
“Stepping back from public commitments”? Nah, we need more.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
“Stepping back from public commitments”? Nah, we need more.
Brooklyn-themed Realtree pajamas. Okay.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Brooklyn-themed Realtree pajamas. Okay.
Are these gonna be the best chicken legs ever? Probably not. Are they an insane deal I couldn’t pass up at 99 cents a pound pre-seasoned? Absolutely.
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Are these gonna be the best chicken legs ever? Probably not. Are they an insane deal I couldn’t pass up at 99 cents a pound pre-seasoned? Absolutely.
Well yeah the guy went in for the MRI and They switched him for someone else while he was in the machine. He’s not the person she married.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Well yeah the guy went in for the MRI and They switched him for someone else while he was in the machine. He’s not the person she married.
Other beers? MEATY BEERS. Stone? Vegan.
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Other beers? MEATY BEERS. Stone? Vegan.
Happiest I’ve ever been for the ignore function @mattsledge.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Happiest I’ve ever been for the ignore function @mattsledge.xyz
lol there is a half decent chance I end up pulling this out. (And the WR corps got even thinner when Slayton was named out. Moved Mooney to WR and put Tampa Bay’s Otten at flex.)
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
lol there is a half decent chance I end up pulling this out. (And the WR corps got even thinner when Slayton was named out. Moved Mooney to WR and put Tampa Bay’s Otten at flex.)
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Toto I don’t think we’re in Irvine any more
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Toto I don’t think we’re in Irvine any more
After the storm comes the rainbow
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After the storm comes the rainbow
These are gonna be good when they cool off
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
These are gonna be good when they cool off
Ten points to the algorithm for assuming I want the *real* South Carolina score.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ten points to the algorithm for assuming I want the *real* South Carolina score.
motion to rename Westminster Ho Chih Minh City, as long as we're doing asinine things
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
motion to rename Westminster Ho Chih Minh City, as long as we're doing asinine things
There’s a story that’s “imagine being hostile to woman coworkers that the Trump DOJ fires you,” but the bigger story is “Harmeet Dhillon, your boss who’s a woman, personally recruited you to this job, and you *still* couldn’t help but fuck it up”
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There’s a story that’s “imagine being hostile to woman coworkers that the Trump DOJ fires you,” but the bigger story is “Harmeet Dhillon, your boss who’s a woman, personally recruited you to this job, and you *still* couldn’t help but fuck it up”
Things are getting notably worse for noted shithead Michael Gates!
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Things are getting notably worse for noted shithead Michael Gates!
Okay look I get that Doug Johnson was on the Bengals with Carson Palmer and Carson Palmer is now coaching Santa Margarita but it seems really weird you’d uproot your kid and move him across the goddamn country instead of just finding a better QB school in Florida
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Okay look I get that Doug Johnson was on the Bengals with Carson Palmer and Carson Palmer is now coaching Santa Margarita but it seems really weird you’d uproot your kid and move him across the goddamn country instead of just finding a better QB school in Florida
That dude’s “I love my curvy wife” post from years ago, but now a consumer product
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That dude’s “I love my curvy wife” post from years ago, but now a consumer product
“Bishop Roseann’s” ffs
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“Bishop Roseann’s” ffs
The all-me-and- @revdjesq.bsky.social field hockey regional bracket, with UVA hosting Miami and Northwestern
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The all-me-and- @revdjesq.bsky.social field hockey regional bracket, with UVA hosting Miami and Northwestern
Meanwhile in Miami RedHawks news
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Meanwhile in Miami RedHawks news
Never change, Bluesky
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Never change, Bluesky