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David S. Cohen
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feminist "law" professor, reproductive rights scholar/activist, avid cyclist, husband, dad, indie rock enthusiast, Vermont lover, Phillies fan, he/him

David Samuel Cohen is an American attorney who served as deputy director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) from 2021 to 2025, previously holding the position from February 9, 2015 to January 20, 2017. He served as acting director of the CIA from January 20 to March 19, 2021 until the Senate confirmation of William J. Burns. .. more

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My new book with @carolejoffe.bsky.social -- After Dobbs: How the Supreme Court Ended Roe But Not Abortion -- comes out in just over a week. Pre-order now from your favorite booksellers, like Bookshop.org!

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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?

We lawyers love to talk about process . . . it helps justify our fees.

Just like overpaying low-OPS and high-whiff rate right fielders justifies ticket prices at CBP. :)

Yeah, say I'm a cynic, but I've never though most people care one bit about process. It's just something people talk about on the path to getting the results they want.

Maybe 2025 laid bare the charade more than in the past, but it's always been a charade.
This one was fun to write: did 2025 put a final stake thru the heart of the process school? Or was it maybe the beginning of a revival? (Take our course this spring for more!) @yalelawschool-yls.bsky.social @samuelmoyn.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/o...
Opinion | The Year America Blew Up the Process
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This one was fun to write: did 2025 put a final stake thru the heart of the process school? Or was it maybe the beginning of a revival? (Take our course this spring for more!) @yalelawschool-yls.bsky.social @samuelmoyn.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/o...
Opinion | The Year America Blew Up the Process
www.nytimes.com

A bunch of fucking idiots.

Who, yes, have been lied to by charlatans and who deserve better.

But also . . . they’re idiots.
‘I Feel Like I’ve Been Lied To’: When a Measles Outbreak Hits Home
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I hate everything about his jurisprudence and his corruption. But I don’t think he’s dumb.

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Or as he’s known in this house: the sex offending incel known as Justice Beer Pong.

One of the things I took away from the book The Brethren was how every other Justice on the Court knew that Chief Justice Burger was an idiot.

I have to believe the tell-all that will be written about this Court will show the other eight Justices feeling the same way about Justice Kavanaugh.
These declines are MASSIVE.

And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.

“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”

THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.

Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.

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Alito is apparently letting Stephen Miller ghostlie his opinions
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the Supreme Court

A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! The Trump Court rules . . . against Trump!

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I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.

And then an hour later, the person wrote back agreeing to the new terms.

Thanks ChatGPT -- by avoiding you I saved time and made my life easier! /end

I took everything I've learned in life about kindness and graciousness and wrote two sentences of my own explaining the situation and sent the email.

In the process, I saved all the time it would have taken me to explain everything to ChatGPT. I then used that time to do other things in my life....

Everyone says ChatGPT is great at writing difficult emails that need to be wordsmithed. So here’s what I did:

I had to ask a professional to lower their fee because the fee offered was too high for our project’s budget. Touchy email to write to someone, with somewhat high stakes. So...
“He raped me.”

“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”

“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”

Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

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You might question her methods, but credit to Bari Weiss: her leadership has pushed 60 Minutes into new formats and attracted a bunch of new viewership outside the normal broadcast audience.
here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

He makes good points.
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/

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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/