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John Provis

@johnprovis.bsky.social

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Talks too much about cement. Talks too much in general. More than 10 views on YouTube; some were even intentional. 🇦🇺 in 🇨🇭, via Yorkshire; escaped after 11y in UK academia. Views obviously(!) nobody's official policy. Often bitten by cats. .. more

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 12d

Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · 13d

...tweaking the abstract of a paper to try to catch the attention of the editor of VeryShinyJournal...

Huntsville Railfan @hvillealrailfan.bsky.social · 13d

@katewagner.wehwalt.net No idea where this is, as I stole it off of Facebook, but I feel like you need to see this. It is indeed legit, apparently.

An image showing before and after images of a house. In the before image, it looks like a typical suburban house. In the after image, it shows the same house, but with a massive facade on the front to make it look like a bank or something, which does not match the rest of the house.

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Huntsville Railfan @hvillealrailfan.bsky.social · 13d

@katewagner.wehwalt.net No idea where this is, as I stole it off of Facebook, but I feel like you need to see this. It is indeed legit, apparently.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19d

At an academic conference, it is inevitable that the worst talk will be by a late career Professor who not only think the rules don't apply to them, but will have not even noticed the rules in the first place.

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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 23d

This -official Conservative policy - is essentially identical to the Reform policy that the Prime Minister described as "racist and immoral" and would "rip out country apart".

Would be good if media and politicians pointed this out .

Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 23d

Lam's proposal is to refuse future grants of ILR but to cancel past grants of permanent status to anyone who is not likely to be a fiscal net contributor, and anyone "who has accessed state support" once they got permanent status. That will revoke pledges to those told this was their permanent home.

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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 25d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.

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Ethics in Bricks @ethicsinbricks.bsky.social · 28d

"Academic" is just a fancy job title for Elsevier's content creators.

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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · Oct 8

So, the plan is to cut English, the arts, and sociology - the degrees that actually study culture - while on another part of your platform claiming to “defend” British culture.

It’s performance nationalism with a reading age of seven.

Badenoch: Curb students taking 'rip-off' degrees such as English
The performing arts, sociology and anthropology are among the subjects the Conservatives would like to cut

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · Oct 7

"I support things like civil rights, access to education, and medical research. You could never imagine me sitting in the front row at the inauguration of a far-right ruler who promised to destroy those things."

Hi, I’m an Early 2010s Tech CEO

I wear the same T-shirt every day, and I have a relatably unkempt haircut. I remind you of the smart kids from high school, so I give you hope that...

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John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Sep 18

Gee Australia must be glad to have spent so much money (and burnt so many other relationships) in support of AUKUS, when our "closest friends" do this...

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · Sep 10

The Ghost of Suppressed Protests Past.

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Sep 9

I'd also be very surprised if it were impossible - at least in a technical sense. Whether unwillingness to act makes it impossible in practice may be another question entirely, though...

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Sep 9

I'd fully support this concept.
Actually I've tried in the past to get a journal to do exactly this - but apparently "the setup of the journal's website system" wouldn't let it happen. I will leave the #academicsky community to ponder whether this is due to a lack of capability, or a lack of will..

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Sep 5

Other than the tedious tone of "USA good, Europe bad", this article misses the key point: we mainly don't have "robotaxis" here because we don't want hundreds of them bumbling around the place like the idiotic car equivalent of a Roomba..

www.economist.com/europe/2025/...

Robotaxis will be the Sputnik Moment for a declining Europe

A slow-motion car crash on Europe’s roads

www.economist.com

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · Aug 30

"In this bedroom are fourteen light switches. Ten of them do nothing. One turns on the television. One sounds an alarm in the home of your grouchy next-door neighbor who hates Americans and will let his French bulldog poop on your doorstep. Can you choose the right one in time?"

Escape Room Challenge: Your European Airbnb

Welcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee...

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John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Aug 29

Very well put!

The same is true for an engineering degree, with the added consequences that the roof of the restaurant may also fall down on your head while you're in it.

Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · Aug 29

Trying to figure out a way to impress upon my students that using AI to skip course work in order to get a music degree is like ordering food at a restaurant and immediately throwing it out the window in order to get to pay the check

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · Aug 28

As we seem to be talking ECHR again, here’s my Venn Diagram from more than a decade ago.

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Aug 28

Oh no - how sad. Anyway...

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Aug 27

I believe this is what chemical engineers describe as "chemists discovering that chemical engineering is a properly difficult thing to do"...

(we often say that chemistry is making the first gram of something; chemical engineering is making the next hundred tonnes)

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · Aug 22

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me?
Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.

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ErrantScience @errantscience.com · Aug 18

Sadly our idea of charging people £7.99 for a blue tick to put on their experimental results didn’t pan out

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Aug 14

I'm not exactly sure how many people are making decisions on purchasing a new XRF spectrometer based on seeing ads in Youtube videos... but at least their algorithm has figured out that it seems a better match for my interests than either perfume or funeral plans?

John Provis @johnprovis.bsky.social · Aug 13

Machine Gun Kiss On The Cheek

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The Onion @theonion.com · Aug 9

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
theonion.com/austral...

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up

SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

theonion.com

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Ed Conway @edconway.bsky.social · Nov 21

What’s the most underrated material in the modern world?
How about CONCRETE?
Often dismissed as boring, ugly & inert.
Concrete is actually surprising, dynamic & incredibly complex.
Here is an old (V LONG) thread recycled from the other place, with a few reasons why concrete MATTERS so much 🪨
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Angela Liu @angelaliu.bsky.social · Dec 13

Can't stress this enough: a random story you write on a lark may end up being the one that gets you the most recognition while the one you really love may get few reads and/or your worst reviews. Don't overthink it. Publishing is a gamble. You'll win some; you'll lose some.

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Laura Leigh Morris @lauraleighwrite.bsky.social · Dec 14

How you know the journal editors are academics: suddenly, it's December, and all responses stop. No acceptances. No rejections. Just silence as we all grade. #Writingcommunity #Academicsky

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Dan Jagger @auditorynerves.bsky.social · Dec 16

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice;
He's going to tell you in 20-something points how he wouldn't have written that article in the way that you did,
Or cited that particular literature,
Or prepared all those figures that way;
Reviewer 2 has submitted his report to the dashboard.
🧪🎅

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · Jan 29

Speaking on behalf of anyone who ever wrote anything ever:

If you are a person I’ve never had any communication with before about any topic,

and you notice a small typo in my work that does not affect your understanding of the piece,

bringing that to my attention is not helpful.

Just don’t.

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