Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
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Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
· Feb 21
A blithering of idiots, if you will.
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I mean I know I’m still drunk but I think I’m still drunk.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I mean I know I’m still drunk but I think I’m still drunk.
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Bubblewrap pants should be a thing.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bubblewrap pants should be a thing.
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
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Waffle House of Burlesque should be something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Waffle House of Burlesque should be something.
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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I did not Wang Chung tonight. Now what?
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I did not Wang Chung tonight. Now what?
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
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Is a Facehugger implanting an embryo in you third base?
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Is a Facehugger implanting an embryo in you third base?
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my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
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You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
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well well well if it isn’t the same bullshit a different day
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
well well well if it isn’t the same bullshit a different day
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Can't come into work today, i sustained a football injury last night (the ball of my foot is sore)
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Can't come into work today, i sustained a football injury last night (the ball of my foot is sore)
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saw a flaming bag of shit on someone’s porch this morning, thought of you
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
saw a flaming bag of shit on someone’s porch this morning, thought of you
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If Trump tried to do what he’s doing in any civilized country that values democracy and law, he’d have been dragged and paraded in the street by now.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If Trump tried to do what he’s doing in any civilized country that values democracy and law, he’d have been dragged and paraded in the street by now.
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cancel the times (just saying this everywhere now)
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
cancel the times (just saying this everywhere now)
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Normally I can read people really well, except that one person I actually want to understand.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Normally I can read people really well, except that one person I actually want to understand.
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Monet sometimes painted reflections first—upside down—then added the object above.
Critic Séverin Faust called it a “new logic of vision.” 🔄
Critic Séverin Faust called it a “new logic of vision.” 🔄
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Monet sometimes painted reflections first—upside down—then added the object above.
Critic Séverin Faust called it a “new logic of vision.” 🔄
Critic Séverin Faust called it a “new logic of vision.” 🔄
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GREMLINS 3?
In this economy?
In this economy?
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
GREMLINS 3?
In this economy?
In this economy?
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I need to take the trash out but my neighbor is outside.
- an introvert’s dilemma
- an introvert’s dilemma
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I need to take the trash out but my neighbor is outside.
- an introvert’s dilemma
- an introvert’s dilemma
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the agreement not to feed them?
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the agreement not to feed them?