Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
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One Isolation, please.
August 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One Isolation, please.
I installed 3 old ACs that weigh a ton, so I'm basically She-Hulk.
June 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I installed 3 old ACs that weigh a ton, so I'm basically She-Hulk.
Why I can't deal with potheads.
June 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why I can't deal with potheads.
Cleaning the birdbath for summer will fix me
May 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Cleaning the birdbath for summer will fix me
Just passed a car with a vanity plate saying "Pravda" so I looked it up and yikes.
May 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just passed a car with a vanity plate saying "Pravda" so I looked it up and yikes.
Cloud bank moving in.
April 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Cloud bank moving in.
...you stupid bitches, I would add.
April 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
...you stupid bitches, I would add.
Nothing like an April snowstorm😖
April 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Nothing like an April snowstorm😖
New boss in the office today, but he's pretty chill and soooo cute.
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
New boss in the office today, but he's pretty chill and soooo cute.
If I can no longer be a cat mom, I'll be a plant mom.
March 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If I can no longer be a cat mom, I'll be a plant mom.
I love watching the Thai Express guys cook.
March 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love watching the Thai Express guys cook.
Mass murder of crows.
March 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mass murder of crows.
About time to tackle this, I guess. Now that I can breathe again.
February 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
About time to tackle this, I guess. Now that I can breathe again.
If loving my fake fireplace is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
If loving my fake fireplace is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Bah. I like the odd drama. Currently re-devouring this.
I'm on book 3 actually but don't have a pic handy😆
I'm on book 3 actually but don't have a pic handy😆
February 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bah. I like the odd drama. Currently re-devouring this.
I'm on book 3 actually but don't have a pic handy😆
I'm on book 3 actually but don't have a pic handy😆
Either I'm having a stroke, or Zeus is haunting me and has peed on the stairwell.
Crazy reek of cat piss when there's been no cat here for 3 months.
Crazy reek of cat piss when there's been no cat here for 3 months.
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Either I'm having a stroke, or Zeus is haunting me and has peed on the stairwell.
Crazy reek of cat piss when there's been no cat here for 3 months.
Crazy reek of cat piss when there's been no cat here for 3 months.
That's a garbage truck stuck now. It's been stuck on that S-curve for 20 minutes.
February 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
That's a garbage truck stuck now. It's been stuck on that S-curve for 20 minutes.
Welp, I was going to go back to work today.
Thigh deep on the sidewalks, and every car that has come on my street has gotten stuck.
Thigh deep on the sidewalks, and every car that has come on my street has gotten stuck.
February 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Welp, I was going to go back to work today.
Thigh deep on the sidewalks, and every car that has come on my street has gotten stuck.
Thigh deep on the sidewalks, and every car that has come on my street has gotten stuck.
Can't wait to navigate my front steps tomorrow morning.
February 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can't wait to navigate my front steps tomorrow morning.
Honoring my Canadian/Maritimer heritage, as one does with My Bloody Valentine g.co/kgs/npDG2k6
February 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Honoring my Canadian/Maritimer heritage, as one does with My Bloody Valentine g.co/kgs/npDG2k6
Skillet stroganoff? Hell if I know, but very tasty. And 5 servings for the freezer.
February 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Skillet stroganoff? Hell if I know, but very tasty. And 5 servings for the freezer.
Now there's a convoy of backed-up vehicles waiting for the stuck guy to move. Wtf is happening today?
February 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Now there's a convoy of backed-up vehicles waiting for the stuck guy to move. Wtf is happening today?
Can't. The snow devils asked me to come outside and play.
February 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can't. The snow devils asked me to come outside and play.
Almost a complete whiteout. Never seen a storm like this one. Pic does not do it justice.
February 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Almost a complete whiteout. Never seen a storm like this one. Pic does not do it justice.