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Is this real? Because if so I think I called it with twelve minutes to spare
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Is this real? Because if so I think I called it with twelve minutes to spare
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It's very difficult to explain this to skeptics because they don't use the tools. But at this point the "name one useful thing" objection can be safely ignored. You can pick this up and build one useful thing *yourself* tonight if you have the slightest bit of imagination.
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 AM
It's very difficult to explain this to skeptics because they don't use the tools. But at this point the "name one useful thing" objection can be safely ignored. You can pick this up and build one useful thing *yourself* tonight if you have the slightest bit of imagination.
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"ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence." - US federal judge
JUST IN: Judge Schiltz cancels Friday’s contempt hearing but lights into ICE, saying the agency may have violated more court orders this month than many others have in their entire existence.
“ICE is not a law unto itself.”
“ICE is not a law unto itself.”
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence." - US federal judge
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If you don’t want to be identified while enforcing the law pick another fucking job
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you don’t want to be identified while enforcing the law pick another fucking job
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I think this is a real blow to Federal punishment capacity: I don’t think there is enough of a pipeline of sufficiently-competent MAGA-friendly lawyers to replace them.
And there’s likely a growing pool of motivated defense attorneys w Fed experience and relationships w local Fed judges.
And there’s likely a growing pool of motivated defense attorneys w Fed experience and relationships w local Fed judges.
"In Minnesota, DOJ has apparently run into a small challenge: Because so many attorneys there resigned over the handling of the Good case, the Justice Department has had to ask prosecutors from elsewhere in the Midwest to travel to the state to help out."
ICE and CBP are at the head of Trump's campaign to terrorize Minnesotans. But the Justice Department is not far behind.
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I think this is a real blow to Federal punishment capacity: I don’t think there is enough of a pipeline of sufficiently-competent MAGA-friendly lawyers to replace them.
And there’s likely a growing pool of motivated defense attorneys w Fed experience and relationships w local Fed judges.
And there’s likely a growing pool of motivated defense attorneys w Fed experience and relationships w local Fed judges.
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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your honor, when I went on tv and said "you don't have a right to carry a gun" and "you don't have the right to free speech" I wasn't talking about constitutional rights persay, I meant more sort of the general "vibe" of rights in this specific uhhh the scenario on the uhhh
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
your honor, when I went on tv and said "you don't have a right to carry a gun" and "you don't have the right to free speech" I wasn't talking about constitutional rights persay, I meant more sort of the general "vibe" of rights in this specific uhhh the scenario on the uhhh
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franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
Every once in a while I stumble accidentally across a fact that I later randomly become an expert in to my normie friends. I sense it happening again and I hate everything about it
He also lives off his wife's paycheck and spends his time name searching himself on Bluesky. @jaredlholt.bsky.social and @michaelehayden.bsky.social did an episode of their show about him, it's their fault that I know all this
January 28, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Every once in a while I stumble accidentally across a fact that I later randomly become an expert in to my normie friends. I sense it happening again and I hate everything about it
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Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games
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Not only is olive oil a legit interest but that line on the resume should open up an olive oil line of conversation in the interview, which at that point would be a mere formality
olive oil is a legitimate interest
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Not only is olive oil a legit interest but that line on the resume should open up an olive oil line of conversation in the interview, which at that point would be a mere formality
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He wins either way. Either he shifts the paper into a tool that shapes narratives, gains access, and serves his interest, or he destroys it. Probably both.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
He wins either way. Either he shifts the paper into a tool that shapes narratives, gains access, and serves his interest, or he destroys it. Probably both.
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Paul Rudd doesn't age. And that's because in his attic is a portrait. And that portrait also doesn't age. What the hell man
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Paul Rudd doesn't age. And that's because in his attic is a portrait. And that portrait also doesn't age. What the hell man
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the situation is untenable. my god where are the body cams
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the situation is untenable. my god where are the body cams
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let’s just turn the internet off for a bit and see where it takes us
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
let’s just turn the internet off for a bit and see where it takes us
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This reads like the pitch she gave to her benefactors, who gave her the job. They’d love this kind of stuff.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
This reads like the pitch she gave to her benefactors, who gave her the job. They’d love this kind of stuff.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
Good.
Logan Webb admitted it's "not fun" to see the Dodgers make big moves in free agency 😬
Giants ace Logan Webb admits it's 'not fun' to see rival Dodgers make big moves in MLB free agency
San Francisco Giants ace Logan Webb admitted it's "not fun" to see the Los Angeles Dodgers make big moves in MLB free agency.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Good.
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At some point I will correct the rampant misinformation going viral about the Dodgers TV deal but I don’t have it on me right now due to current events.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
At some point I will correct the rampant misinformation going viral about the Dodgers TV deal but I don’t have it on me right now due to current events.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
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the dead giveaway was they blurred the face & didn’t shoot anyone
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
the dead giveaway was they blurred the face & didn’t shoot anyone
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Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Conflicting reports here as I am hearing Bovino has actually chased a bunch of kids across the Iowa state line because they stole his Lucky Charms.
Sources tell me Bovino is attempting to leave Minnesota on a toy motorcycle, but is being chased by a giant flock of local cats
It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Conflicting reports here as I am hearing Bovino has actually chased a bunch of kids across the Iowa state line because they stole his Lucky Charms.
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.