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@hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social
herbivorous, crepuscular
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your honor, when I went on tv and said "you don't have a right to carry a gun" and "you don't have the right to free speech" I wasn't talking about constitutional rights persay, I meant more sort of the general "vibe" of rights in this specific uhhh the scenario on the uhhh
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
your honor, when I went on tv and said "you don't have a right to carry a gun" and "you don't have the right to free speech" I wasn't talking about constitutional rights persay, I meant more sort of the general "vibe" of rights in this specific uhhh the scenario on the uhhh
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franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
Every once in a while I stumble accidentally across a fact that I later randomly become an expert in to my normie friends. I sense it happening again and I hate everything about it
He also lives off his wife's paycheck and spends his time name searching himself on Bluesky. @jaredlholt.bsky.social and @michaelehayden.bsky.social did an episode of their show about him, it's their fault that I know all this
January 28, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Every once in a while I stumble accidentally across a fact that I later randomly become an expert in to my normie friends. I sense it happening again and I hate everything about it
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Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games
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Not only is olive oil a legit interest but that line on the resume should open up an olive oil line of conversation in the interview, which at that point would be a mere formality
olive oil is a legitimate interest
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Not only is olive oil a legit interest but that line on the resume should open up an olive oil line of conversation in the interview, which at that point would be a mere formality
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He wins either way. Either he shifts the paper into a tool that shapes narratives, gains access, and serves his interest, or he destroys it. Probably both.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
He wins either way. Either he shifts the paper into a tool that shapes narratives, gains access, and serves his interest, or he destroys it. Probably both.
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Paul Rudd doesn't age. And that's because in his attic is a portrait. And that portrait also doesn't age. What the hell man
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Paul Rudd doesn't age. And that's because in his attic is a portrait. And that portrait also doesn't age. What the hell man
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the situation is untenable. my god where are the body cams
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the situation is untenable. my god where are the body cams
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let’s just turn the internet off for a bit and see where it takes us
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
let’s just turn the internet off for a bit and see where it takes us
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This reads like the pitch she gave to her benefactors, who gave her the job. They’d love this kind of stuff.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
This reads like the pitch she gave to her benefactors, who gave her the job. They’d love this kind of stuff.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
It’s embarrassing to give to the newsroom. They must have felt like they fell asleep and woke up in the middle of a motivational speech from Michael Scott.
Good.
Logan Webb admitted it's "not fun" to see the Dodgers make big moves in free agency 😬
Giants ace Logan Webb admits it's 'not fun' to see rival Dodgers make big moves in MLB free agency
San Francisco Giants ace Logan Webb admitted it's "not fun" to see the Los Angeles Dodgers make big moves in MLB free agency.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Good.
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At some point I will correct the rampant misinformation going viral about the Dodgers TV deal but I don’t have it on me right now due to current events.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
At some point I will correct the rampant misinformation going viral about the Dodgers TV deal but I don’t have it on me right now due to current events.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
If you’re interested, you can read Bill Shaikin of the LATimes today. He and I and Josh Fisher were the only reporters in court every day.
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the dead giveaway was they blurred the face & didn’t shoot anyone
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
the dead giveaway was they blurred the face & didn’t shoot anyone
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Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Conflicting reports here as I am hearing Bovino has actually chased a bunch of kids across the Iowa state line because they stole his Lucky Charms.
Sources tell me Bovino is attempting to leave Minnesota on a toy motorcycle, but is being chased by a giant flock of local cats
It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Conflicting reports here as I am hearing Bovino has actually chased a bunch of kids across the Iowa state line because they stole his Lucky Charms.
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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Knowing fucking anything is "professorial" and "condescending." Only a level of ignorance & belligerence that matches the dumbest 20% of the population is truly authentic.
This is why the GOP is full of rich nepo-baby Ivy league graduates trying their level best to act as stupid as they can.
This is why the GOP is full of rich nepo-baby Ivy league graduates trying their level best to act as stupid as they can.
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Knowing fucking anything is "professorial" and "condescending." Only a level of ignorance & belligerence that matches the dumbest 20% of the population is truly authentic.
This is why the GOP is full of rich nepo-baby Ivy league graduates trying their level best to act as stupid as they can.
This is why the GOP is full of rich nepo-baby Ivy league graduates trying their level best to act as stupid as they can.
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This is one of my favorite charts because the obvious implication is ... obvious, but you absolutely are not allowed to say it out loud in US public discourse.
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 AM
This is one of my favorite charts because the obvious implication is ... obvious, but you absolutely are not allowed to say it out loud in US public discourse.
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Moderna CEO says Trump’s policies have so curtailed vaccine market they won’t be investing in new research. So that’s awesome. Good luck when the next pandemic hits. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fWErMy/
Bloomberg Business on TikTok
Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel said the company doesn’t plan to invest in new late-stage vaccine trials because of growing opposition to immunizations from US officials. #health #business #medicine #US #government
www.tiktok.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn
(Size small)
(Size small)
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn
(Size small)
(Size small)
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"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
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Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning