Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
· Oct 19
HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.
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Devil: Is there a problem?
Soul: I was told there is a special place in hell for me. This is just okay.
Devil:
Soul: I'm a little let down.
Devil: Good.
Soul: I was told there is a special place in hell for me. This is just okay.
Devil:
Soul: I'm a little let down.
Devil: Good.
May 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Devil: Is there a problem?
Soul: I was told there is a special place in hell for me. This is just okay.
Devil:
Soul: I'm a little let down.
Devil: Good.
Soul: I was told there is a special place in hell for me. This is just okay.
Devil:
Soul: I'm a little let down.
Devil: Good.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
Oh no I only stopped by for couple but the owner just gave me a fourth beer and now I would just be a dick if didn’t drink it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh no I only stopped by for couple but the owner just gave me a fourth beer and now I would just be a dick if didn’t drink it.
Reminder to everyone newish to Wisconsin, if there's a Packer game on, you can just steal shit from wherever. Nobody will care or know.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reminder to everyone newish to Wisconsin, if there's a Packer game on, you can just steal shit from wherever. Nobody will care or know.
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Analysis | Yes, Democrats won last Tuesday's elections by double digits. However, they did not win them by triple digits. The time had come to cave to Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Analysis | Yes, Democrats won last Tuesday's elections by double digits. However, they did not win them by triple digits. The time had come to cave to Trump.
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
August 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
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Eight geriatric retirees should not have the power to kill our dreams of a better republic
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Eight geriatric retirees should not have the power to kill our dreams of a better republic
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Seeing a lot of "Schumer caved because AIPAC" and while I have no love for AIPAC I would just ask that we not
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Seeing a lot of "Schumer caved because AIPAC" and while I have no love for AIPAC I would just ask that we not
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I know everyone is dealing with their own issues but I was making a sandwich and realized I'm out of mayonnaise.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I know everyone is dealing with their own issues but I was making a sandwich and realized I'm out of mayonnaise.
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when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
June 13, 2023 at 3:35 AM
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
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during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
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i think it’s hilarious that like every company fired all their black employees at the beginning of the year and now by the end of the year they’re all on the verge of going out of business
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i think it’s hilarious that like every company fired all their black employees at the beginning of the year and now by the end of the year they’re all on the verge of going out of business
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As an adult not much is stopping you from eating a cartoonishly large wheel of cheese in the manner of a candy bar. You could be carrying around a 50lb wheel of cheese to nibble on all day long, but you have made the choice not to.
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As an adult not much is stopping you from eating a cartoonishly large wheel of cheese in the manner of a candy bar. You could be carrying around a 50lb wheel of cheese to nibble on all day long, but you have made the choice not to.
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i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
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shhhh..🤫 greg is *this* close to 5k followers. let's nudge him over the line and pretend we don't know how he got there. he is kinda funny...
now be quiet. i was never here.
now be quiet. i was never here.
i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
shhhh..🤫 greg is *this* close to 5k followers. let's nudge him over the line and pretend we don't know how he got there. he is kinda funny...
now be quiet. i was never here.
now be quiet. i was never here.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves
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I’d like to thank all the replies telling me that an insurgent group taking over a party and transforming it could never happen.
I stupidly believed all these dumb books chronicling the many times it’s happened before, but you all set me straight.
I stupidly believed all these dumb books chronicling the many times it’s happened before, but you all set me straight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’d like to thank all the replies telling me that an insurgent group taking over a party and transforming it could never happen.
I stupidly believed all these dumb books chronicling the many times it’s happened before, but you all set me straight.
I stupidly believed all these dumb books chronicling the many times it’s happened before, but you all set me straight.
I'm no fancy six-figure political wag, but @zachwahls.bsky.social just got some of the meager bucks I have, an impossibility a day after the spinal implosion of the Democratic leadership, by campaigning to blow shit up. IN the party. DSCC shouldn't get a fking dime from any of us until that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm no fancy six-figure political wag, but @zachwahls.bsky.social just got some of the meager bucks I have, an impossibility a day after the spinal implosion of the Democratic leadership, by campaigning to blow shit up. IN the party. DSCC shouldn't get a fking dime from any of us until that happens.