Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
· Oct 19
HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.
Most of you never saw Holmes & Yoyo and you wouldn't understand if you did.
BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS debuted #OTD in 1976.
ABC's winning team included (L-R) Robert Hegyes + Gabe Kaplan (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER), Penny Marshall (LAVERNE & SHIRLEY), Hal Linden (BARNEY MILLER), Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) + John Schuck (HOLMES & YOYO).
What a time to be alive. #ClassicTV
ABC's winning team included (L-R) Robert Hegyes + Gabe Kaplan (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER), Penny Marshall (LAVERNE & SHIRLEY), Hal Linden (BARNEY MILLER), Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) + John Schuck (HOLMES & YOYO).
What a time to be alive. #ClassicTV
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Most of you never saw Holmes & Yoyo and you wouldn't understand if you did.
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People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
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Knees are already bullshit but also being some sort of weather prognosticator is NOT the fun feature it sounds like
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Knees are already bullshit but also being some sort of weather prognosticator is NOT the fun feature it sounds like
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I only regret that I have but one hamburger to help for my country
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I only regret that I have but one hamburger to help for my country
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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A Border Patrol agent accused of drunkenly fighting with Long Beach police overdosed weeks after his arrest, according to his lawyer. New body-camera footage shows what he told the cops who'd wrestled him into custody: lbpost.com/news/isaiah-hodgson-drunk-border-patrol-arrest-long-beach-overdose/
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A Border Patrol agent accused of drunkenly fighting with Long Beach police overdosed weeks after his arrest, according to his lawyer. New body-camera footage shows what he told the cops who'd wrestled him into custody: lbpost.com/news/isaiah-hodgson-drunk-border-patrol-arrest-long-beach-overdose/
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Why did the email making fun of the office weirdo go to everyone but me?
June 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Why did the email making fun of the office weirdo go to everyone but me?
If you're a media reporter of any stripe, or a politics reporter, or if you cover craft fairs in fucking Beaver Dam, you should be on the horn right now to Megan Kelly's sponsors until they give you an actual answer as to why they support predatory pedophila.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you're a media reporter of any stripe, or a politics reporter, or if you cover craft fairs in fucking Beaver Dam, you should be on the horn right now to Megan Kelly's sponsors until they give you an actual answer as to why they support predatory pedophila.
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anyway brb frying an egg
me just about every time i am drunk:
I SHOULD FRY AN EGG
I SHOULD FRY AN EGG
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
anyway brb frying an egg
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TreyVeon Henderson are you my editor bc you’re making some nasty cuts out there
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
TreyVeon Henderson are you my editor bc you’re making some nasty cuts out there
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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about to start a sort of registry here
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
about to start a sort of registry here
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I'll stop sheeting this when it stops being relevant
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'll stop sheeting this when it stops being relevant
Who still pulls for Justin Fields because you feel bad that being on your shit team with shit coaches probably squandered three years of his early-career development? 🤚
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Who still pulls for Justin Fields because you feel bad that being on your shit team with shit coaches probably squandered three years of his early-career development? 🤚
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"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
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hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc)
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc)
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
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There is a mirror in room 402 that shows viewers their reflections 32 seconds into the future. It has saved and ended many lives. We cannot take it down. We have tried.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There is a mirror in room 402 that shows viewers their reflections 32 seconds into the future. It has saved and ended many lives. We cannot take it down. We have tried.
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Restaurant: scan our QR code for a menu
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Restaurant: scan our QR code for a menu
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
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If you don't want 40 and 50 year old adult men flopping around on top of your own 15 year old kid, nut up and ditch your demagogue and protect someone ELSE'S 15 year old.
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you don't want 40 and 50 year old adult men flopping around on top of your own 15 year old kid, nut up and ditch your demagogue and protect someone ELSE'S 15 year old.
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As a therapist I'm going to need to remind folks that getting raped at age 9 or age 15 is not considered 'better' to a child. If you think a 15 year old is 'grateful' and 'feels lucky' that they weren't raped at 8: you're a fucking monster.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
As a therapist I'm going to need to remind folks that getting raped at age 9 or age 15 is not considered 'better' to a child. If you think a 15 year old is 'grateful' and 'feels lucky' that they weren't raped at 8: you're a fucking monster.
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LinkedIn’s a ripoff. How many times do I gotta click “Improve your profile” to get this rhinoplasty
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LinkedIn’s a ripoff. How many times do I gotta click “Improve your profile” to get this rhinoplasty
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Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.