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If I were a politician, I don't think I would adopt an anti-affordability, anti-Sabrina Carpenter platform. But I'm just a country law professor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I were a politician, I don't think I would adopt an anti-affordability, anti-Sabrina Carpenter platform. But I'm just a country law professor.
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
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they're calling us the greatest duo in social media history
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
they're calling us the greatest duo in social media history
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The Ryan Lizza installments will continue until morale improves
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Ryan Lizza installments will continue until morale improves
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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Bedroom 4/Full Bath 3 and the Guest Suite in the kitchen are certainly novel innovations that I'd like to see incorporated into my future home.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Bedroom 4/Full Bath 3 and the Guest Suite in the kitchen are certainly novel innovations that I'd like to see incorporated into my future home.
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is this AI way of saying you need one bathroom for day of week to take a dump in
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
is this AI way of saying you need one bathroom for day of week to take a dump in
I have questions about “COAT BATH” and “GALLERY HALLL” among other things.
Human architects would assume that the main foyer would need to be adjacent to an entrance, not just a cluster of bathrooms; this limits their creativity.
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have questions about “COAT BATH” and “GALLERY HALLL” among other things.
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The whole "strong floor, no ceilings" thing doesn't really matter in the sense that it's not actually going to be the Democratic Party slogan. It matters because it shows how stupid and out of touch Hakeem Jeffries is and what that portends for the future of the party.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The whole "strong floor, no ceilings" thing doesn't really matter in the sense that it's not actually going to be the Democratic Party slogan. It matters because it shows how stupid and out of touch Hakeem Jeffries is and what that portends for the future of the party.
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This is presented as a positive.
Leavitt: "Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at 0, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa."
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is presented as a positive.
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He played golf on four of the past six days. www.pbump.net/o/an-officia...
Leavitt: "The NYT took about 1/3 of the president's daily calendar & schedule & said that he's doing less than he did in his first term, or he might not be fit for the job. That is unequivocally false and it's deeply unfortunate that the story was written ... he is taking meetings around the clock"
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He played golf on four of the past six days. www.pbump.net/o/an-officia...
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I think the government should address pre crime
(The conditions that create the desperation and hopelessness that pushes people towards crime)
(The conditions that create the desperation and hopelessness that pushes people towards crime)
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think the government should address pre crime
(The conditions that create the desperation and hopelessness that pushes people towards crime)
(The conditions that create the desperation and hopelessness that pushes people towards crime)
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
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Yeah, what if the fishermen hired to run drugs had radioed in a cartel airstrike on an unseen American warship? You have to be careful.
Fox News' Joey Jones justifies the US military killing survivors after an initial boat strike: "An enemy combatant does not have to have a gun to be a danger or a threat... if you leave anybody alive, they can signal and let others know what’s happening and they can also retaliate through radio."
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yeah, what if the fishermen hired to run drugs had radioed in a cartel airstrike on an unseen American warship? You have to be careful.
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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People are making fun of this response but I think all of us have had the experience of sitting in an incredibly loud machine for 20 minutes for a serious procedure and then forgotten about it soon afterward.
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December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
People are making fun of this response but I think all of us have had the experience of sitting in an incredibly loud machine for 20 minutes for a serious procedure and then forgotten about it soon afterward.
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So not cool bro
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December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
So not cool bro
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Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*