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He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
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“He means well” - my wife, after I tell people I’m going to the water mine
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Life is perhaps just this
inventory of what’s gone
inventory of what’s gone
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Life is perhaps just this
inventory of what’s gone
inventory of what’s gone
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Żabka | Prosto z pieca; Aleje 1 Maja 12, 62-510 Konin, Poland https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=52.2285356%2C18.2537952&query_place_id=ChIJw2HfpKw2G0cRpjtQxUnU_Uc
February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Saddling New Orleans with Mississippi and Alabama is pure malice. Hell, saddling us with the rest of Louisiana is already actionable
February 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Saddling New Orleans with Mississippi and Alabama is pure malice. Hell, saddling us with the rest of Louisiana is already actionable
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We mated Pegasus with a unicorn and the resulting offspring was a moron whose hide was riddled with jagged spikes that liked to hop while shitting feathers. The meat was completely unusable.
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We mated Pegasus with a unicorn and the resulting offspring was a moron whose hide was riddled with jagged spikes that liked to hop while shitting feathers. The meat was completely unusable.
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Ok, this has never happened before. I sent a letter to the now defunct Nintendo Power magazine 20 years ago and got emailed a response *today*. I'd asked why Donkey Kong Island dropped from #3 to #19 "Top Video Game Vacation Spots" and the reporter cited their devastating 2005 infant mortality rate.
February 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Ok, this has never happened before. I sent a letter to the now defunct Nintendo Power magazine 20 years ago and got emailed a response *today*. I'd asked why Donkey Kong Island dropped from #3 to #19 "Top Video Game Vacation Spots" and the reporter cited their devastating 2005 infant mortality rate.
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new time machine meta is stopping Truman from ratfucking Wallace at the 1944 convention
February 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
new time machine meta is stopping Truman from ratfucking Wallace at the 1944 convention
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
It’s not really an immutable code of law so much as a sideboard buffet of litigation
February 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It’s not really an immutable code of law so much as a sideboard buffet of litigation
Dreamt the president (Dennis Quaid) was a literal serial killer
February 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Dreamt the president (Dennis Quaid) was a literal serial killer
Never heard of it
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Never heard of it
Cheers: To Bacchus for its “give me your huddled masses” float
Jeers: To Bacchus for immediately following that float with a “manifest destiny” float
Jeers: To Bacchus for immediately following that float with a “manifest destiny” float
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Cheers: To Bacchus for its “give me your huddled masses” float
Jeers: To Bacchus for immediately following that float with a “manifest destiny” float
Jeers: To Bacchus for immediately following that float with a “manifest destiny” float
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Eternal happiness can be yours by simply reposting my worst skeets.
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Eternal happiness can be yours by simply reposting my worst skeets.
I feel like if this were true we would have noticed by now, but thanks, ai
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I feel like if this were true we would have noticed by now, but thanks, ai
Amazing captioning error on this episode of Ask This Old House. Roger Cooke says “there’s a disease threatening backyard trees throughout Florida” and the subtitle says “there’s a disease trepanning backyard trees”
February 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Amazing captioning error on this episode of Ask This Old House. Roger Cooke says “there’s a disease threatening backyard trees throughout Florida” and the subtitle says “there’s a disease trepanning backyard trees”
Welsh mentioned!
They were like “it’s great because the English Irish and Scottish all have the same culture and really historically love each other”
“What about the welsh?”
“The who now?”
“What about the welsh?”
“The who now?”
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Welsh mentioned!
Consolidating individual European identities into a single “white” culture is an explicitly racist project
And current MAGA meme that "English-Scots-Irish" bloc stands for "real" [ie, nearly as white as Swedes] Americans skips over oceans of blood shed by English, Scots, Irish in fights against one other.
(MAGA could at least have watched Braveheart. Or Peaky Blinders.)
I'm of that bloc, but: Jeesh.
(MAGA could at least have watched Braveheart. Or Peaky Blinders.)
I'm of that bloc, but: Jeesh.
JD Vance spent 20 pages in Hillbilly Elegy defining "Scots Irish" as an ethnic identity and all the liberals stroked their chins and nodded like he was being interviewed in a Midwest diner by the New York Times
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Consolidating individual European identities into a single “white” culture is an explicitly racist project
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The Republican Party is covering up one of the largest child rape networks in history but it’s ok because their faith and moral framework is rooted in the largest child rape network that’s ever existed so all good really
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The Republican Party is covering up one of the largest child rape networks in history but it’s ok because their faith and moral framework is rooted in the largest child rape network that’s ever existed so all good really
Prequel to Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People
How much of the religious horror of the 60s/70s emerged from society's fear of the counterculture?
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Prequel to Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in
Thomas says its bullshit that im here on a Sunday
February 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in
I didn’t think I knew enough about marvell movies to “get” these, but I did!
theres this guy on tiktok Miami Tony Stark who does in-character videos of advice and jokes but he only has one gag. its usually something like "love means sharing your heart with someone,,,, but true love,,, means sharing your,, wifi password"
anyway he's really outdone himself with this one
anyway he's really outdone himself with this one
February 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I didn’t think I knew enough about marvell movies to “get” these, but I did!
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I'm putting together a team
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I'm putting together a team
I keep misreading his name as Gavin Newsroom (derogatory)
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I keep misreading his name as Gavin Newsroom (derogatory)
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Normally when you read about a broken relationship, it's clear one of them just straight up doesn't respect the other. It's pretty unusual to read about a relationship where neither of them respects the other.
He speaks English. She speaks Mandarin. David Duda and Hong Liang, a married couple, rely on A.I. translation and external battery packs. If their phones die, so does their ability to communicate.
Their Secret to a Happy Marriage? A Translation App
He speaks English. She speaks Mandarin. The secret to their happy marriage: Microsoft Translator.
nyti.ms
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Normally when you read about a broken relationship, it's clear one of them just straight up doesn't respect the other. It's pretty unusual to read about a relationship where neither of them respects the other.
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I’m glad Hegseth didn’t do anything to disrupt the Middlebury—>Ranger School pipeline.
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’m glad Hegseth didn’t do anything to disrupt the Middlebury—>Ranger School pipeline.