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He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
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“He means well” - my wife, after I tell people I’m going to the water mine
I love that Gentile is an Italian name. It’s like, yeah, we get it, you killed Jesus and tried to pin it on Jewish people, you don’t have to make that your entire personality
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love that Gentile is an Italian name. It’s like, yeah, we get it, you killed Jesus and tried to pin it on Jewish people, you don’t have to make that your entire personality
Shout out to my sleeping mind for writing a 60s/70s Italian heist-caper/sex-comedy in the Alien universe. One of the finest dreams ever dreamt, thank you, pal!
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Shout out to my sleeping mind for writing a 60s/70s Italian heist-caper/sex-comedy in the Alien universe. One of the finest dreams ever dreamt, thank you, pal!
No way I’m clicking that. Hellworld
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No way I’m clicking that. Hellworld
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Attention BoJack Horseman executives
Lubert Lamprey, former senator from Aquaminneapolis
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Attention BoJack Horseman executives
Lubert Lamprey, former senator from Aquaminneapolis
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Lubert Lamprey, former senator from Aquaminneapolis
Whenever I hear a Dubstar song I think, wow, 1990s Smiths covers were the best
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Whenever I hear a Dubstar song I think, wow, 1990s Smiths covers were the best
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hard to claim $1M in damages when the Center did not charge for tickets to begin with
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hard to claim $1M in damages when the Center did not charge for tickets to begin with
You will like us or you will be sued!
To recap:
*The Trump administration illegally renamed the Kennedy Center. They broke the law.
*Now they are suing a guy who refused to perform because of the name change for $1 million.
*The Trump administration illegally renamed the Kennedy Center. They broke the law.
*Now they are suing a guy who refused to perform because of the name change for $1 million.
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You will like us or you will be sued!
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sorry forgot alt text
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
sorry forgot alt text
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this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
December 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
Not a huge Dylan guy, cough, but I'll give him this, he knows a million dollar Christmas version of Schnitzelbank when he hears it
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not a huge Dylan guy, cough, but I'll give him this, he knows a million dollar Christmas version of Schnitzelbank when he hears it
Useta be this time a year you’d only know what day it was by what was on the teevee. Nowadays [takes long swig from garden hose] nobody knows nothin’
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Useta be this time a year you’d only know what day it was by what was on the teevee. Nowadays [takes long swig from garden hose] nobody knows nothin’
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“Real discussion” always means “I monologue and you agree”
“Hate” is when you disagree
“Hate” is when you disagree
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
“Real discussion” always means “I monologue and you agree”
“Hate” is when you disagree
“Hate” is when you disagree
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So far the only consistent through-line for “heritage Americans” that I’ve observed is that they seek a vision of the Nation where they, and no one else, gets to have an Asian wife.
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So far the only consistent through-line for “heritage Americans” that I’ve observed is that they seek a vision of the Nation where they, and no one else, gets to have an Asian wife.
“Real discussion” always means “I monologue and you agree”
“Hate” is when you disagree
“Hate” is when you disagree
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
“Real discussion” always means “I monologue and you agree”
“Hate” is when you disagree
“Hate” is when you disagree
I’m not especially interested in anyone’s nudes, least of all myself, but this seems like a good deal if you are
I could offer to repay you in nudes but mine are easy to find. Instead, anyone who sends nudes will be repaid with my sketches of your nudes.
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m not especially interested in anyone’s nudes, least of all myself, but this seems like a good deal if you are
And this is really at the heart of Vermeule’s deal; he wants people to be forced to reverential and deferential
i think the most basic objection I have immediately is that being an American means you don't have to show any reverence whatsoever for America in any capacity. traditions? institutions? history? you can shit on it all
because it's a free fucking country and that takes the priority
because it's a free fucking country and that takes the priority
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
And this is really at the heart of Vermeule’s deal; he wants people to be forced to reverential and deferential
25-15? Problematic relationship, imho
It's a good day for watching incredible movies. This is one of the finest ever made. #NowWatching Badlands (1973) #filmsky
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
25-15? Problematic relationship, imho
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
Busytown insults just hit different
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Busytown insults just hit different
It’s clear that swing voters are some of the dumbest people on Earth, but the question needs to be studied: are they dumber than consistent Republican voters?
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It’s clear that swing voters are some of the dumbest people on Earth, but the question needs to be studied: are they dumber than consistent Republican voters?
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So... EFTA 00025010 reveals Trump sexually assaulted a 13 yr old girl and, after she got pregnant, watched her uncle drown the baby. I imagine they will delete that one, but it's horrific that he was allowed to get away with that.
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So... EFTA 00025010 reveals Trump sexually assaulted a 13 yr old girl and, after she got pregnant, watched her uncle drown the baby. I imagine they will delete that one, but it's horrific that he was allowed to get away with that.
I can hear the theme music
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I can hear the theme music
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"We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Christmas Day!"
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Christmas Day!"