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cuddly but deadly!
@hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social
herbivorous, crepuscular
I pronounce it both ways
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Even the bot is just like “you lucky MFer”
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
No shit buddy I wasn’t expecting *that* word so I needed more letters
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What the hell is this even? How do you hit the follow button that many times without getting carpal tunnel
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I remember when I was a kid they advertised it as “ice cream of the future.” The future is now, and Dippin’ Dots still suck.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
tbh they need to rename it “The Springer”
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Whatever bot.
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
NGL I kinda nailed it.

Also, one of the best Halloween nights in memory. We went to another neighborhood as a bunch of friends in our ‘hood were out of town. Ended up hanging with so many friends and enjoying late night shenanigans while the kids kept themselves entertained. 5/5 would repeat!
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My vibe today
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I can’t wrap my head around the fact that this man is two months older than me
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Excited to receive my David S. Pumpkins costume, which is runner-up to my actual costume, which is this 👇
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh never mind, guys, they fixed it! 🤦‍♂️ 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh let me just pull up this video of the raccoons in my backyard last night and… no. Sorry. We can’t seem to find that today!
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just incredible to buy a business like Nest that made reliable products that “just work” and to just completely turn it into a flaming turd. Multibillion dollar company can’t even write software anymore. Oh, but I’m sure Gemini AI is gonna be great!!! 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thanks, Google, for making your shitty app even shittier.
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oh Jesus Christ look what abomination just pulled up to the neighbors’ house
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I mean…
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me: Replacing the pitcher mid at-bat? Okay that’s…

Me: wait, you can replace the *batter* mid-at-bat?
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Perfect time for me to post the mama and cubs that passed by our place the other day
September 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I did it wrong. Might as well have smiled in a photograph 🤦‍♂️
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
September 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Time to update the Concern-O-Meter?
August 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Time to update the Concern-O-Meter?
August 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM