SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pinned
Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
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*watching porn*
Me: The book was better
Me: The book was better
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*watching porn*
Me: The book was better
Me: The book was better
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when you gingerly touch a pan you think might be hot and get a static electric shock like haha you careful loser, zeep zap
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
when you gingerly touch a pan you think might be hot and get a static electric shock like haha you careful loser, zeep zap
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If anyone needs me I’ll be signing autographs outside the Dollar Tree.
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If anyone needs me I’ll be signing autographs outside the Dollar Tree.
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They should let Link vape in the Zelda movie
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They should let Link vape in the Zelda movie
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[being mauled]
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
[being mauled]
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
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A chastity belt, only it’s for my mouth after 10pm to stop me from eating snacks throughout the night.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A chastity belt, only it’s for my mouth after 10pm to stop me from eating snacks throughout the night.
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After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
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this is the mondayest monday that ever mondayed i hate it
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
this is the mondayest monday that ever mondayed i hate it
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Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad
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she was the Mallory to my Mickey
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
she was the Mallory to my Mickey
Hey (with every intention to verbally abuse you) fuck off
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey (with every intention to verbally abuse you) fuck off
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There are some things you just can't set aside.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
There are some things you just can't set aside.
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Here’s the truth: you’re never a disturbance, never a waste of time. If only you knew.
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Here’s the truth: you’re never a disturbance, never a waste of time. If only you knew.
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
People don’t send chain letters anymore
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
People don’t send chain letters anymore
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"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"
And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.
And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"
And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.
And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.
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(remembering there’s avocado for my sandwich) holy fuck. keep it together, lanny
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
(remembering there’s avocado for my sandwich) holy fuck. keep it together, lanny
Can’t. I’m in a van down by the river
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Can’t. I’m in a van down by the river
Yeah? Well your mom
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yeah? Well your mom
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Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
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As a kid: "I don't want socks for Christmas!"
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As a kid: "I don't want socks for Christmas!"
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
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November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM