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Asequinepaulet
@asequinepaulet.bsky.social
humor, art, fashion, video games, sarcasm. recovering from the cult of the internet and a stint in the dregs of web3. new ludditeTM.
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Humanity’s most useless, wasteful and fraud ridden creation having a bad time lately.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Is this a shoe or is it the hybrid love child of a custard donut and some perv

#dafuqfashion
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I hope having AI insert garbo linkedin-level corpospeak into every facet our lives spurs a return to the authenticity of the early internet. I want customer service to be a human who feels empowered to call me a bitch

A bitch can dream~
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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my judgement & contempt for anyone still supporting the NYT at this point is equivalent to anyone still using X
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Taken by my very talented bestie an eternity ago:
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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its not a “prediction market,” its an easily manipulated gambling website being used by degenerates, divorced douche bags and 20 year old incels
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
okay, so anything and everything non-elastic doesn’t fit but at least it means I had a good Halloween probably. Zippers and buttons are for jerks
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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r/degoogle, migrate to Proton, etc. I was a Google Everything user since Gmail was invite only 100 years ago and have slowly, almost completely dug myself out over the past few months.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dafuuuuuuq

These have erection texture to boot

#dafuqfashion
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
welcome to costco, I love you
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bitch this long sleeved deliberately oversized shirt is giving ebenezer #scrooge
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
there’s a unique kind of futility I feel when I need to clean up beads in my daughter’s room
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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before you set out on a path of revenge, dig two graves: one for your enemy, and one for their child, so that you snuff out their entire bloodline. if they have more than 1 child, you’re gonna need to dig even more graves.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The vibe is dingus
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I just saw “AI artist” in someone’s bio and now my day is ruined
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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why am i clocking in when i was clearly meant to recline on a chaise and complain about the temperature while being fed grapes
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I saw a spider on the floor yesterday while vacuuming. In a panic, I threw off my pants and ran across the house.

The pants are still there and I have to assume the spider has claimed them as a residence.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Hurrhurr heehee
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
there’s something veeeeery meta about winning #monopoly by farming rent from the safety of jail
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s been a minute but I feel like drawing some shit and might just share it. Is this what it feels like to emerge from depression?
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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No single industry is more responsible for the dire straits we find ourselves in than big tech and its gang of billionaire cartoon villains. If you're a Democrat and you still want to play nice with these guys you're nuts
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
so much this, phones paved the way for our communal internet addiction
the internet peaked just before it became available in your hand
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I love a good, shitty-looking website these days. It feels so much more genuine than corporate-approved, marketing-ghoul driven bullshit.

Jazzed to try out your software, Brian~
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM