Asequinepaulet
@asequinepaulet.bsky.social
humor, art, fashion, video games, sarcasm. recovering from the cult of the internet and a stint in the dregs of web3. new ludditeTM.
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Humanity’s most useless, wasteful and fraud ridden creation having a bad time lately.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Humanity’s most useless, wasteful and fraud ridden creation having a bad time lately.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I hope having AI insert garbo linkedin-level corpospeak into every facet our lives spurs a return to the authenticity of the early internet. I want customer service to be a human who feels empowered to call me a bitch
A bitch can dream~
A bitch can dream~
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I hope having AI insert garbo linkedin-level corpospeak into every facet our lives spurs a return to the authenticity of the early internet. I want customer service to be a human who feels empowered to call me a bitch
A bitch can dream~
A bitch can dream~
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my judgement & contempt for anyone still supporting the NYT at this point is equivalent to anyone still using X
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
my judgement & contempt for anyone still supporting the NYT at this point is equivalent to anyone still using X
Taken by my very talented bestie an eternity ago:
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Taken by my very talented bestie an eternity ago:
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its not a “prediction market,” its an easily manipulated gambling website being used by degenerates, divorced douche bags and 20 year old incels
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
its not a “prediction market,” its an easily manipulated gambling website being used by degenerates, divorced douche bags and 20 year old incels
okay, so anything and everything non-elastic doesn’t fit but at least it means I had a good Halloween probably. Zippers and buttons are for jerks
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
okay, so anything and everything non-elastic doesn’t fit but at least it means I had a good Halloween probably. Zippers and buttons are for jerks
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r/degoogle, migrate to Proton, etc. I was a Google Everything user since Gmail was invite only 100 years ago and have slowly, almost completely dug myself out over the past few months.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
r/degoogle, migrate to Proton, etc. I was a Google Everything user since Gmail was invite only 100 years ago and have slowly, almost completely dug myself out over the past few months.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
welcome to costco, I love you
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
welcome to costco, I love you
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Age yourself with gaming
there’s a unique kind of futility I feel when I need to clean up beads in my daughter’s room
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
there’s a unique kind of futility I feel when I need to clean up beads in my daughter’s room
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before you set out on a path of revenge, dig two graves: one for your enemy, and one for their child, so that you snuff out their entire bloodline. if they have more than 1 child, you’re gonna need to dig even more graves.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
before you set out on a path of revenge, dig two graves: one for your enemy, and one for their child, so that you snuff out their entire bloodline. if they have more than 1 child, you’re gonna need to dig even more graves.
The vibe is dingus
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The vibe is dingus
I just saw “AI artist” in someone’s bio and now my day is ruined
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I just saw “AI artist” in someone’s bio and now my day is ruined
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why am i clocking in when i was clearly meant to recline on a chaise and complain about the temperature while being fed grapes
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
why am i clocking in when i was clearly meant to recline on a chaise and complain about the temperature while being fed grapes
I saw a spider on the floor yesterday while vacuuming. In a panic, I threw off my pants and ran across the house.
The pants are still there and I have to assume the spider has claimed them as a residence.
The pants are still there and I have to assume the spider has claimed them as a residence.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I saw a spider on the floor yesterday while vacuuming. In a panic, I threw off my pants and ran across the house.
The pants are still there and I have to assume the spider has claimed them as a residence.
The pants are still there and I have to assume the spider has claimed them as a residence.
Hurrhurr heehee
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hurrhurr heehee
It’s been a minute but I feel like drawing some shit and might just share it. Is this what it feels like to emerge from depression?
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s been a minute but I feel like drawing some shit and might just share it. Is this what it feels like to emerge from depression?
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No single industry is more responsible for the dire straits we find ourselves in than big tech and its gang of billionaire cartoon villains. If you're a Democrat and you still want to play nice with these guys you're nuts
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No single industry is more responsible for the dire straits we find ourselves in than big tech and its gang of billionaire cartoon villains. If you're a Democrat and you still want to play nice with these guys you're nuts
so much this, phones paved the way for our communal internet addiction
the internet peaked just before it became available in your hand
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
so much this, phones paved the way for our communal internet addiction
I love a good, shitty-looking website these days. It feels so much more genuine than corporate-approved, marketing-ghoul driven bullshit.
Jazzed to try out your software, Brian~
Jazzed to try out your software, Brian~
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I love a good, shitty-looking website these days. It feels so much more genuine than corporate-approved, marketing-ghoul driven bullshit.
Jazzed to try out your software, Brian~
Jazzed to try out your software, Brian~