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LeAnn Crimes
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Mid-30s version of the kid who relentlessly asked, "Why?"

🏳️‍🌈 AuDHD ☕ Seattle 🎮 PS5/Switch 🌱 vegan 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The amount of jacked Mexican men I've seen with tiny Chihuahuas named something like Princess or Cupcake is more than enough to go on when answering this question.
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am downright feral.
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's telling that even a major tech/AI enthusiast has to open this video stating that generative AI wasn't used in its production, but a "whole lot of Blender." Allowing for viewers to assume it's AI would undermine the artists' work and anything impressive about the final product.
I shrunk down into an M5 chip
YouTube video by Marques Brownlee
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am emotionally distraught. #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Imagine explaining this to a Pilgrim.
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Unfortunately the only way I can absorb historical information is through the song We Didn't Start The Fire, so the extent of my knowledge is whatever Billy Joel said and then whatever Fall Out Boy referenced in their cover.
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm sick, but I also have this chronic condition called Can't Sit Still so I just configured my apartment media enclosure and finally switched all my stuff from WiFi to Ethernet connections.
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It's so funny that a billionaire was on here *this week* being like, "Well if there are any *good ideas* on how to implement universal healthcare I would love to entertain them!" but also hasn't just uhh checked to see how every other country in the so-called developed world has done it in some form
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Shout-out to whoever invented miso soup.
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️‼️‼️‼️ DECK 🍆 THE HALLS AND SLURP 💦 THEM BALLS 🏀⚽️ 🏈😩 ‼️‼️‼️‼️. ITS MY FRIEND’S 👸BIRTHDAY❗️. 🎊🎂🎈🎈
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Last night my boyfriend made the best tamales I've ever had. Today I have a sore throat (unrelated) and feel like garbage.
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I wouldn’t trust a single Republican to be alone with a child. I think it is child endangerment. Especially after the Epstein files. Anyone who supports him has made it clear that pedophilia is acceptable to them.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Fewer than 50,000 Christians now live in Palestine under threat from Israel’s illegal occupation and attacks.
Christmas under occupation: Israeli attacks against Palestinian Christians
Fewer than 50,000 Christians now live in Palestine under threat from Israel's illegal occupation and attacks.
www.aljazeera.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Is anyone aware of literally one fucking instance of an ICE agent this year quitting in protest
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy Mistake ruined me.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I don’t trust any billionaire whose sense of morality and values depend on who is nice to them online because my sense of morality and values don’t depend on that bullshit and I’m broke as hell
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Upon rewatch, 10 Cloverfield Lane can reasonably be considered a Christmas movie.
Is 10 Cloverfield Lane a Christmas movie?
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is 10 Cloverfield Lane a Christmas movie?
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The only means of upward mobility in America include:
• Racist grifter
• Speculative fake currency
• Betting on genocide
• Insider trading
• Someone you love dies and you're in the will
• Injury settlement
• Winning the lottery
• Dehumanizing game show appearance
• Fraud
• Pulling a rare Charizard
Speculating on children’s trading cards is very late-stage capitalism

Late-stage capitalism is optimized for producing maximum misery
It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM