kimbermahree
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
Life long member of the Clitterati
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Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
🦂♏️
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
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kimbermahree
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
· May 23
I lay you to rest with a heart split in two: one half remembers the bruises, the other your lullabies.
I’m crying for what hurt me and for who loved me—because both were you.
I’m crying for what hurt me and for who loved me—because both were you.
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I hate taking a selfie only to remember I'm 20 years older than I thought I was
May 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hate taking a selfie only to remember I'm 20 years older than I thought I was
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Cruising my TL, which is a mutuals feed, the only one I use, and I see a post by someone I don't follow and they don't follow me. Hey Bluesky, what the fuck is this shit?
June 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Cruising my TL, which is a mutuals feed, the only one I use, and I see a post by someone I don't follow and they don't follow me. Hey Bluesky, what the fuck is this shit?
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I wish I came home to you
June 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I wish I came home to you
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Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will
April 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will
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My dog thinks that it’s time for shenanigans so I guess that’s what we’ll do
June 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My dog thinks that it’s time for shenanigans so I guess that’s what we’ll do
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Goddamn but I enjoy some of you!
(not you, sit down)
(not you, sit down)
June 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Goddamn but I enjoy some of you!
(not you, sit down)
(not you, sit down)
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Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead
June 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead
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I feel like I could sleep for a week straight and still not be rested enough
June 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I feel like I could sleep for a week straight and still not be rested enough
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If you love something set it to music.
June 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you love something set it to music.
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death by microtransaction
May 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
death by microtransaction
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Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps
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My sexual prime is between the hours of 10pm and 3am.
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My sexual prime is between the hours of 10pm and 3am.
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Coffee with the hint of shut the fuck up.
June 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Coffee with the hint of shut the fuck up.
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If someone puts energy into dragging you down remember it is likely because they are beneath you.
The real power comes from lifting people up.
The real power comes from lifting people up.
June 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If someone puts energy into dragging you down remember it is likely because they are beneath you.
The real power comes from lifting people up.
The real power comes from lifting people up.
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i should probably stretch first
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i should probably stretch first
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When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer
June 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer
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I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.
June 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.
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It breaks my heart when people can relate to my posts. I mean, what sort of chance do they stand?
June 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It breaks my heart when people can relate to my posts. I mean, what sort of chance do they stand?
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Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in
June 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in
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“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.