Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
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Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
"Bye. Try not to ruin anyone else's day. I love you!"
~ Me, leaving my mom's house
~ Me, leaving my mom's house
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Bye. Try not to ruin anyone else's day. I love you!"
~ Me, leaving my mom's house
~ Me, leaving my mom's house
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They can't hide from the Epstein files forever. I have some new information about them that I'll reveal on this Sunday's Breakdown over on @meidastouch.com at 3:30 PM PT.
And there it is…..
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They can't hide from the Epstein files forever. I have some new information about them that I'll reveal on this Sunday's Breakdown over on @meidastouch.com at 3:30 PM PT.
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If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, here’s a pillow to scream into.
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, here’s a pillow to scream into.
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sharkira, shakira: thread
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
sharkira, shakira: thread
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Me: I'm so lucky. Everything has gone right today.
Newly opened soy sauce packet: Is that so?
Newly opened soy sauce packet: Is that so?
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Me: I'm so lucky. Everything has gone right today.
Newly opened soy sauce packet: Is that so?
Newly opened soy sauce packet: Is that so?
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*walking on the beach*
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*walking on the beach*
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.
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You do realize that just because you talk on your Apple Watch, that does not make you a Power Ranger, right?
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You do realize that just because you talk on your Apple Watch, that does not make you a Power Ranger, right?
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So, is throwing sandwiches at ICE, like, protected speech now? If so, is it only Subway that's covered? What if we yell, "Eat fresh, motherfucker," when we do it?
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So, is throwing sandwiches at ICE, like, protected speech now? If so, is it only Subway that's covered? What if we yell, "Eat fresh, motherfucker," when we do it?
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I once accidentally introduced two Gregs to each other
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I once accidentally introduced two Gregs to each other
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if your doctor prescribes a medicine or treatment or orders a test for you, it should be illegal for your insurance company to deny paying for your care.
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
if your doctor prescribes a medicine or treatment or orders a test for you, it should be illegal for your insurance company to deny paying for your care.
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Should have never quit my job as a fence post in Nebraska
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Should have never quit my job as a fence post in Nebraska
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As a stay home dad, one of my jobs is to keep my wife's stomach full and her uterus empty.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
As a stay home dad, one of my jobs is to keep my wife's stomach full and her uterus empty.
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You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.
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Ask your Dr if fűcking yourself is right for you.
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ask your Dr if fűcking yourself is right for you.
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When I really miss my mother, I get down on the floor with the dog and have a good cry.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When I really miss my mother, I get down on the floor with the dog and have a good cry.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
I think she would understand. I know the dog does.
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Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
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i wish all my moons were beaver moons
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i wish all my moons were beaver moons
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So we’re all just gonna sit around
and keep letting Tuesdays happen?
and keep letting Tuesdays happen?
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So we’re all just gonna sit around
and keep letting Tuesdays happen?
and keep letting Tuesdays happen?
I can't believe how many jobs I've applied for, and none of them want me. Just like dating.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I can't believe how many jobs I've applied for, and none of them want me. Just like dating.