Nicki💗
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social
Scottish. Dancer. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴 (All photos my own)
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Nicki💗
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social
· May 24
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
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I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
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There’s a downside to going to bed at 9pm and 3am is it.
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There’s a downside to going to bed at 9pm and 3am is it.
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two orders of enchiladas & a side of eternal darkness to go please
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
two orders of enchiladas & a side of eternal darkness to go please
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Invest in physical media.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Invest in physical media.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.
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Gianfilippo Usellini, The Magic Library (1960)
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Gianfilippo Usellini, The Magic Library (1960)
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i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
July 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
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Appreciate how hard the media of my youth went with the “if he loves you, he will offer up the library of your dreams” messaging
July 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Appreciate how hard the media of my youth went with the “if he loves you, he will offer up the library of your dreams” messaging
The long walk home, Edinburgh🏴
July 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The long walk home, Edinburgh🏴
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I wonder what my cat's real name is. like in cat language
July 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wonder what my cat's real name is. like in cat language
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mashed potatoes should be free
July 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mashed potatoes should be free
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I think it's healthy to wonder why people are outside on purpose.
July 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think it's healthy to wonder why people are outside on purpose.
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I need a refresh button for my thoughts
July 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I need a refresh button for my thoughts
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Luckily no one reposts me so my notifications are fine.
July 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Luckily no one reposts me so my notifications are fine.
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The trick is to leave enough details online so that a determined mysterious rich uncle can find you but not enough so random murderers can.
July 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The trick is to leave enough details online so that a determined mysterious rich uncle can find you but not enough so random murderers can.
One time I told people not to dm me because I looked like a potato but it turns out people really love potatoes and I got more dms than I had ever had in my life (I do not look like a potato sorry)
July 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One time I told people not to dm me because I looked like a potato but it turns out people really love potatoes and I got more dms than I had ever had in my life (I do not look like a potato sorry)
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i love being weird and off putting, but in a cool way
July 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i love being weird and off putting, but in a cool way
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Live • Laugh • Leave Me Alone
July 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Live • Laugh • Leave Me Alone
A man on the internet has decided that I am WRONG. My life is over. I am bereft, inconsolable, heartsick, ruined! I bow to your superior (and spectacularly wrong) opinions on everything oh wise one.
July 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A man on the internet has decided that I am WRONG. My life is over. I am bereft, inconsolable, heartsick, ruined! I bow to your superior (and spectacularly wrong) opinions on everything oh wise one.
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Must be a great time right now if you're fuckin stupid
July 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Must be a great time right now if you're fuckin stupid
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little know fact, H.G. Wells stands for Hob Goblin Wells
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
little know fact, H.G. Wells stands for Hob Goblin Wells
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Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.
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I’m anti-celebrating by eating vegetables
July 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m anti-celebrating by eating vegetables
Happy one day of the year when Americans say the day/date the same way round as us
July 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Happy one day of the year when Americans say the day/date the same way round as us