Jerry
@allhailjerry.myatproto.social
Headache.
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.myatproto.social
· Nov 11
Screaming for ice cream does not work.
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whizzing around my magnificent library on a rolling ladder a la Belle; it’s filled with all the journals I’ve gotten but only written two pages in before forgetting about it and getting another.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
whizzing around my magnificent library on a rolling ladder a la Belle; it’s filled with all the journals I’ve gotten but only written two pages in before forgetting about it and getting another.
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🎶 They are not nice
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
🎶 They are not nice
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
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just finished building a ship in a la croix can.
i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
just finished building a ship in a la croix can.
i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
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pro tip: burn the land around the bridges too
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
pro tip: burn the land around the bridges too
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"H.R. Giger used part of a real human skull when building the creature's head in the classic 1979 movie Alien."
Trebek: "We were hoping for an interesting fact about you, Jeff."
Trebek: "We were hoping for an interesting fact about you, Jeff."
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"H.R. Giger used part of a real human skull when building the creature's head in the classic 1979 movie Alien."
Trebek: "We were hoping for an interesting fact about you, Jeff."
Trebek: "We were hoping for an interesting fact about you, Jeff."
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Can books save America? Let's ask this asshole.
November 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Can books save America? Let's ask this asshole.
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You can measure a soul by observing the quality of the stickers on their laptop.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You can measure a soul by observing the quality of the stickers on their laptop.
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guillotines are underrated as a headache removal tool
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
guillotines are underrated as a headache removal tool
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It's called Star Trek but the main character is named Star Fleet? Okay.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's called Star Trek but the main character is named Star Fleet? Okay.
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James Bond should be young, lithe and completely hairless
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
James Bond should be young, lithe and completely hairless
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Contrary to popular belief, shouting "I'm a scientist" doesn't make you right or a scientist. It is pretty funny though
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Contrary to popular belief, shouting "I'm a scientist" doesn't make you right or a scientist. It is pretty funny though
This is really all I want from life.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is really all I want from life.
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If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
Just wrote the last line of my Nanowrimo novel:
"Nothing else can go wrong," he said to himself, the girl at his side, a full tank of gas in their Ford Pinto.
"Nothing else can go wrong," he said to himself, the girl at his side, a full tank of gas in their Ford Pinto.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just wrote the last line of my Nanowrimo novel:
"Nothing else can go wrong," he said to himself, the girl at his side, a full tank of gas in their Ford Pinto.
"Nothing else can go wrong," he said to himself, the girl at his side, a full tank of gas in their Ford Pinto.
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People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
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Democratic Senators just absolutely tanking on purpose in hopes of getting better picks in the expansion draft when we get new states
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Democratic Senators just absolutely tanking on purpose in hopes of getting better picks in the expansion draft when we get new states
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(listening to song) if I was bad company, you wouldn’t hear me bragging about it
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
(listening to song) if I was bad company, you wouldn’t hear me bragging about it
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Every scar tells a story. I call this one, The Tale of The Loose Porch Step.
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Every scar tells a story. I call this one, The Tale of The Loose Porch Step.
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asking the cop who pulled me over for going 109 in a 65 where we’re at in the dialectic
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
asking the cop who pulled me over for going 109 in a 65 where we’re at in the dialectic
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Tom Brady cloned his dog instead of rescuing one. Now I like him even less.
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Tom Brady cloned his dog instead of rescuing one. Now I like him even less. | Opinion
Former NFL quarterback Tom Brady had his dog cloned via a company he has invested in, Colossal Biosciences. My rescue dog is none too pleased.
www.usatoday.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tom Brady cloned his dog instead of rescuing one. Now I like him even less.
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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My suburban childhood was a lot like what you saw in ET, except we didn't have to eat shit candy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My suburban childhood was a lot like what you saw in ET, except we didn't have to eat shit candy.
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I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
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[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked