Denim
@denim22.bsky.social
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
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every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed
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This is wild…
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 AM
This is wild…
EVAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 AM
EVAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIRL WHO SAID YOU HAD TO BLAB THAT TO HIS FRIEND?!!! HELLLOOO?!
Tell me Lies is stressing me out
Tell me Lies is stressing me out
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 AM
GIRL WHO SAID YOU HAD TO BLAB THAT TO HIS FRIEND?!!! HELLLOOO?!
Tell me Lies is stressing me out
Tell me Lies is stressing me out
Should I be in bed? Yes. Did I stay up to watch s3 ep4 of Tell Me Lies? Also yes.
spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand while saying `` so excited ! ''
ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand while saying `` so excited ! ''
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January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Should I be in bed? Yes. Did I stay up to watch s3 ep4 of Tell Me Lies? Also yes.
Happiness is when your dog is taking up 3/4 of the couch & snoring next to you.
I ran errands without her today and came home with treats and a new toy because I felt bad and missed her the entire time.
I ran errands without her today and came home with treats and a new toy because I felt bad and missed her the entire time.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Happiness is when your dog is taking up 3/4 of the couch & snoring next to you.
I ran errands without her today and came home with treats and a new toy because I felt bad and missed her the entire time.
I ran errands without her today and came home with treats and a new toy because I felt bad and missed her the entire time.
I felt obligated to purchase these and they’re not bad
January 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I felt obligated to purchase these and they’re not bad
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
People grew up in two different types of households:
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
January 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
People grew up in two different types of households:
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
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It’s always so pathetic to see how many bootlickers watch a video where someone is told in quick succession to move her car AND to get out of the car, before being murdered seconds after both, and take away “shoulda complied.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
It’s always so pathetic to see how many bootlickers watch a video where someone is told in quick succession to move her car AND to get out of the car, before being murdered seconds after both, and take away “shoulda complied.”
Going to the two TJs… Trader Joe’s and TJ Maxx. I feel alive.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Going to the two TJs… Trader Joe’s and TJ Maxx. I feel alive.
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
How do we gently explain to men that their grandma was a hostage and that his grandparents’ marriage is not the goal anymore? Grandma couldn’t get a bank account, pal. That’s why she stayed with your grandpa after he cheated on her & never cleaned up after himself.
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
How do we gently explain to men that their grandma was a hostage and that his grandparents’ marriage is not the goal anymore? Grandma couldn’t get a bank account, pal. That’s why she stayed with your grandpa after he cheated on her & never cleaned up after himself.
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Pickleball is just white people claiming they discovered something that already existed and renaming it.
March 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Pickleball is just white people claiming they discovered something that already existed and renaming it.
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vaccines cause adults
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
vaccines cause adults
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Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
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Sitting with the immaculate knowledge that the Pope and I are watching the same thing on TV right now
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Sitting with the immaculate knowledge that the Pope and I are watching the same thing on TV right now
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If you’re having a bad day, at least you’re not Florida Man Jake Lang, who was convicted of assaulting a police officer with a baseball bat on J6 and is now running for Senate and running for his life in Minneapolis.
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
If you’re having a bad day, at least you’re not Florida Man Jake Lang, who was convicted of assaulting a police officer with a baseball bat on J6 and is now running for Senate and running for his life in Minneapolis.
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Weird how no one says they're “just following orders” if they think what they're doing is morally good
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Weird how no one says they're “just following orders” if they think what they're doing is morally good
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
I did not text the man who does not care if I live or die to gloat about the Pats win - very demure of me.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I did not text the man who does not care if I live or die to gloat about the Pats win - very demure of me.
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ALERT: The Patriots have won their 39th postseason game!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ALERT: The Patriots have won their 39th postseason game!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
