Denim
@denim22.bsky.social
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
I felt obligated to purchase these and they’re not bad
January 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I felt obligated to purchase these and they’re not bad
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
People grew up in two different types of households:
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
January 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
People grew up in two different types of households:
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
- the kind where your parents taught you that all stealing was bad.
- the kind where your parents lied to you to get you to do the stealing for them.
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It’s always so pathetic to see how many bootlickers watch a video where someone is told in quick succession to move her car AND to get out of the car, before being murdered seconds after both, and take away “shoulda complied.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
It’s always so pathetic to see how many bootlickers watch a video where someone is told in quick succession to move her car AND to get out of the car, before being murdered seconds after both, and take away “shoulda complied.”
Going to the two TJs… Trader Joe’s and TJ Maxx. I feel alive.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Going to the two TJs… Trader Joe’s and TJ Maxx. I feel alive.
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
How do we gently explain to men that their grandma was a hostage and that his grandparents’ marriage is not the goal anymore? Grandma couldn’t get a bank account, pal. That’s why she stayed with your grandpa after he cheated on her & never cleaned up after himself.
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
How do we gently explain to men that their grandma was a hostage and that his grandparents’ marriage is not the goal anymore? Grandma couldn’t get a bank account, pal. That’s why she stayed with your grandpa after he cheated on her & never cleaned up after himself.
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Pickleball is just white people claiming they discovered something that already existed and renaming it.
March 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Pickleball is just white people claiming they discovered something that already existed and renaming it.
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vaccines cause adults
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
vaccines cause adults
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Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
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Sitting with the immaculate knowledge that the Pope and I are watching the same thing on TV right now
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Sitting with the immaculate knowledge that the Pope and I are watching the same thing on TV right now
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If you’re having a bad day, at least you’re not Florida Man Jake Lang, who was convicted of assaulting a police officer with a baseball bat on J6 and is now running for Senate and running for his life in Minneapolis.
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
If you’re having a bad day, at least you’re not Florida Man Jake Lang, who was convicted of assaulting a police officer with a baseball bat on J6 and is now running for Senate and running for his life in Minneapolis.
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Weird how no one says they're “just following orders” if they think what they're doing is morally good
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Weird how no one says they're “just following orders” if they think what they're doing is morally good
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
I did not text the man who does not care if I live or die to gloat about the Pats win - very demure of me.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I did not text the man who does not care if I live or die to gloat about the Pats win - very demure of me.
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ALERT: The Patriots have won their 39th postseason game!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ALERT: The Patriots have won their 39th postseason game!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
The New England Patriots have now tied the San Francisco 49ers for the most postseason wins in NFL history!
Making eye contact while I eat this chicken wing in one bite to assert my dominance.
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Making eye contact while I eat this chicken wing in one bite to assert my dominance.
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Given the open racism and rampant racial profiling by ICE, maybe this will be the first MLK Day in recent history where Republicans do *not* trot out the Only MLK Quote They Know
January 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Given the open racism and rampant racial profiling by ICE, maybe this will be the first MLK Day in recent history where Republicans do *not* trot out the Only MLK Quote They Know
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An off duty ICE agent was at a gas station pumping gas when he was snatched up by ICE and they didn’t listen to him or look at his papers just like all of the people he’s been doing the same thing to! Karma must suck because selling his soul didn’t help him. #cdnpoli
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM
An off duty ICE agent was at a gas station pumping gas when he was snatched up by ICE and they didn’t listen to him or look at his papers just like all of the people he’s been doing the same thing to! Karma must suck because selling his soul didn’t help him. #cdnpoli
Rookie numbers… we can do more
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Rookie numbers… we can do more
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I truly believe the power of California’s haters can stop Gavin from getting the one thing he’s ever wanted in the world
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I truly believe the power of California’s haters can stop Gavin from getting the one thing he’s ever wanted in the world
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Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers
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Incredibly emotional to hear my poem has been turned into a song of resistance and is being sung in Minneapolis right now. Please do not give up.
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Incredibly emotional to hear my poem has been turned into a song of resistance and is being sung in Minneapolis right now. Please do not give up.