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Denim
@denim22.bsky.social
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
People keep telling me my hair looks pretty so naturally, I am cutting and dying it again
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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when I dig deep I often find a lot of belly button lint
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Honestly, if Netflix only had Tommy boy, grey’s anatomy, newsies, and suits - I would be content
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh, we going to WAR, war
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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shake the pussy out like a rug
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’ve told several people about my goal to have a “home alone Christmas” where I make a giant sundae, eat pizza, and watch old movies in my PJs. Everyone wants to join me now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every single day, I understand little Edie more and more.
a woman with a scarf around her head is sitting in a bed .
ALT: a woman with a scarf around her head is sitting in a bed .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Why does everyone remember me even if I only met them once?!
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I made you a flowchart:

www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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A local bakery just posted this photo on Facebook. I’ve gotten stuff from her before. Nice older lady. I do not know if she made it but…it’s perfect. Perfect.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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asking everyone if they're a cop because trust is for people with hobbies
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I know the women’s bathroom is a peaceful place where we are all best friends, but I am petitioning to allow us to break that rule if one of us finds ourself peeing next to Megyn Kelly.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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bringing this statement over from Alice’s Twitter. it appears the below was Alice’s last post before passing. I am heartbroken
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I packed up two bags of clothes to donate and brought them to the donation bin within 24 hours instead of driving around with them in the trunk of my car for weeks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I am even more incandescently furious about this heinous take by Megyn Kelly stack ranking levels of child sexual abuse. Take note: when a young person under 18 wants to begin transitioning with help of their doctor and parent, she loudly proclaims them children and attacks.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I got a half sweet candy cane mocha from 7brew this morning and I guzzled that shit down like it was my first drink in a week. 12 out of muthafucking 10.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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frog condoms: ribbitted for pleasure
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Idk something about people calling Trump “Donica” during all this feels shitty. Leave Monica Lewinsky out of this. Her name is not a joke, it never was. Bill Clinton has always been the loser here.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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