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can i explain the gap on my resume? uh okay…thought this was obvious but that was when i didn’t have a job. you okay man
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
can i explain the gap on my resume? uh okay…thought this was obvious but that was when i didn’t have a job. you okay man
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i hope they at least promoted the guy that painted it
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i hope they at least promoted the guy that painted it
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10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.
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all things considered, great time to steal the Declaration of Independence
April 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
all things considered, great time to steal the Declaration of Independence
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made a voodoo doll of myself so i could attend to certain needs at inopportune times but it turns out itching a doll’s butthole during a business meeting is actually worse for my professional image
March 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
made a voodoo doll of myself so i could attend to certain needs at inopportune times but it turns out itching a doll’s butthole during a business meeting is actually worse for my professional image
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starting an onlyfans that's just video of me being respectful to people in the service industry
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM
starting an onlyfans that's just video of me being respectful to people in the service industry
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I watched this and i am now deceased
April 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I watched this and i am now deceased
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The jerk store called to say they miss you. Fred the manager was crying
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The jerk store called to say they miss you. Fred the manager was crying
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I'm against AI unless, like this, it can be used to treat PTSD.
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm against AI unless, like this, it can be used to treat PTSD.
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if you remade The Six Million Dollar Man today it would be about a normal american with a chronic medical issue
February 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
if you remade The Six Million Dollar Man today it would be about a normal american with a chronic medical issue
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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God: *creates a cat* how're you feline little guy?
Cat:
God:
Cat:
God: *creates dogs*
Cat:
God:
Cat:
God: *creates dogs*
January 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
God: *creates a cat* how're you feline little guy?
Cat:
God:
Cat:
God: *creates dogs*
Cat:
God:
Cat:
God: *creates dogs*
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Ask your doctor if laying down in the middle of the road is right for you.
January 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ask your doctor if laying down in the middle of the road is right for you.
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bailiff: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
me: okay. first of all, I don’t like you
me: okay. first of all, I don’t like you
January 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
bailiff: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
me: okay. first of all, I don’t like you
me: okay. first of all, I don’t like you
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I'd probably fold laundry faster if I didn't have to go through the five stages of grief first.
January 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'd probably fold laundry faster if I didn't have to go through the five stages of grief first.
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If you rise high enough in the future dystopian fascist regime, you get to eat peaches canned in 2024
January 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you rise high enough in the future dystopian fascist regime, you get to eat peaches canned in 2024
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
kate bush running past sisyphus
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Boss: It seems like you don't want to work here anymore
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
December 31, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Boss: It seems like you don't want to work here anymore
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here
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me: sorry I’m late, the string from my sweatpants got twisted up in the dryer and I had to make it straight
her: *eyes narrowing* well it’s a girl
her: *eyes narrowing* well it’s a girl
December 30, 2024 at 5:06 PM
me: sorry I’m late, the string from my sweatpants got twisted up in the dryer and I had to make it straight
her: *eyes narrowing* well it’s a girl
her: *eyes narrowing* well it’s a girl
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New Gen Z slang you'll be sick of hearing everywhere soon: "I'm carving slices off the bitch."
Meaning: undetermined/unclear
Origin: overheard when I was recently stabbed by a crowd of teens
Meaning: undetermined/unclear
Origin: overheard when I was recently stabbed by a crowd of teens
December 15, 2023 at 4:36 AM
New Gen Z slang you'll be sick of hearing everywhere soon: "I'm carving slices off the bitch."
Meaning: undetermined/unclear
Origin: overheard when I was recently stabbed by a crowd of teens
Meaning: undetermined/unclear
Origin: overheard when I was recently stabbed by a crowd of teens
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A good way to feel better about what’s currently going on in the country is to read a book about any other time period in US history.
December 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
A good way to feel better about what’s currently going on in the country is to read a book about any other time period in US history.
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Mean, but extremely tied to a sense of humor. The parrot would go into a room the dog wasn't allowed into and then coax the dog in using my grandfather's voice. Once the dog tentatively walked in, the bird, still using my grandfather's voice, would scream at him to get out, bad dog.
October 2, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Mean, but extremely tied to a sense of humor. The parrot would go into a room the dog wasn't allowed into and then coax the dog in using my grandfather's voice. Once the dog tentatively walked in, the bird, still using my grandfather's voice, would scream at him to get out, bad dog.
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I never got my FOMO back after the lockdown. I have long nofomo.
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I never got my FOMO back after the lockdown. I have long nofomo.
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Professor Robert Langdon rolling open the aged parchment of the first ever panels for the workplace humor comic strip 'Dilbert' and gasping in shock to learn national newspapers cropped out every character's gushing priapism. And behind him, silent, a figure cloaked in shadow lifts a shining blade.
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Professor Robert Langdon rolling open the aged parchment of the first ever panels for the workplace humor comic strip 'Dilbert' and gasping in shock to learn national newspapers cropped out every character's gushing priapism. And behind him, silent, a figure cloaked in shadow lifts a shining blade.