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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly

Ian Brown.


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Linkedin be like someone in the human trafficking industry viewed your profile unlock premium to see how much danger you're in.
It's my way, the highway OR a third way that involves a nice cup of tea. That's my credo anyway.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
America. You're in danger, girl.
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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If you’ve seen a panda at the zoo, you’ve seen my best sex moves.
May 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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They should invent news for happy thiings
May 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I hate it when I walk into a hotel in California and forget why I came in and then try to leave, but no. No sir.
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been trying to pull up my yoga pants
May 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Even the men here think the men here are morons
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Idk but maybe when the Ambien is kicking in isn’t the best time to be making decisions. Or maybe it is?!
May 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Life is so much easier in theory than in practice.
May 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love summer.
May 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
remember to recycle your feelings. for the planet.
May 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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this is your reminder to lift your leg and give that baby a gentle shake to wake it we ain’t tryna fall over in the employee bathroom today
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
who was this Toby character and what beef did Hamlet have with him exactly
this might be the worst tweet ever written, but here we are.
May 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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One day you’re young and the next thing you know, you’d rather have dinner at 4:30pm than risk waiting 15 minutes for a table.
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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watching my bright whites progressively fade to grey and pretending it isn't a metaphor for my life
May 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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One of those monthly subscription boxes but for undetectable poisons
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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It’s Friday I’m in love with improved lumbar support
May 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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binge watching my dogs until further notice
May 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Reconsider your friends if you wouldn’t want them on your team during a zombie apocalypse
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Face down, ass up, baby.

We're gonna win this wheelbarrow race.
May 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I can’t take you seriously if you take yourself too seriously.
May 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Regret. It's what's for breakfast.
May 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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fun first date idea: trust falls from a busy overpass
May 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM