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Jane, actually
@maidofbeans.bsky.social
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
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Coffee's not enough, I need a fight to the death on the roof of a runaway train.
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It's not living. It's dying in slow motion.
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Be Kind Repost.
May 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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unhand me bluesky! for i am weary and i must rest
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I offer unconditional love and conditional tolerance.
April 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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let me take a bite out of this day before it eats me all up
May 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Another day, another to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fuckheads
May 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The only thing preventing me from starting an OnlyFans is my body... and my face... and my personality
May 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Hey I love you

Stay

It's worth it

Always yours,

a suicide survivor 💋
April 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Today was fun. Let’s never do that again.
May 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Remember, it's your life, ruin it how you want.
May 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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I like to go to protests because it's nice to hang around with women who are angry at someone else.
May 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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You can see that this layout of styrofoam cradled a stereo receiver the way a stork would deliver a baby if the sky was fit for a box. I save them all just in case they fit one of us. Wouldn't you like to know your packing material soul shape, could be an omen of arrived unbroken yous to come
May 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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they should invent a way out that is not through
June 11, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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Getting a colonoscopy at a clinic that gives you a sandwich after the procedure.

Hopefully the colonoscopy is better than the one I got last year at Subway.
May 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Every autumn, I shed the saddest of my songs so they may find their way to spring.
November 24, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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I've officially entered my running with scissors phase
April 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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In a garden full of sheltered plants, thank God, I am a weed with numbered days.
May 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Apologize to people when you did something wrong. Especially your kids.
May 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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WHO’S ALL READY FOR A WEEKEND OF truly unnecessary television
May 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I am made of stars, I whisper to myself as I contemplate 10 day old mashed potatoes for breakfast
December 7, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people
February 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Website: ENTER NEW PASSWORD

Me: Daredevil

WS: PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN A SPECIAL CHARACTER

Me: DaredevilFeaturingPunisher
March 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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It's not always a call to action, sometimes it's just washing your hoodie and eating a meal off a plate
February 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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WIFE: This summer I'm banning you from wearing those shorts with pockets.

ME: *barely audible* embargo pants

HER: Get out
May 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM