Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes
fighter of life
contact 💌: doof@fuck.it
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fighter of life
contact 💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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grown ass man who brings his emotional support water bottle everywhere but never actually drinks it
July 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
grown ass man who brings his emotional support water bottle everywhere but never actually drinks it
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just texted the wrong person, good thing i don't have anything important, delicate, or romantic going on
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
just texted the wrong person, good thing i don't have anything important, delicate, or romantic going on
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Sounds like someone has a case of the He-Mondays 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sounds like someone has a case of the He-Mondays 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
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Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
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what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
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I don’t always like the music in the noise though
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I don’t always like the music in the noise though
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You’ve been hit by 👏👏
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You’ve been hit by 👏👏
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
You’ve been struck by 👏
A cool townhouse row
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Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
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Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
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yes except it's a candy necklace and i just eat it while i lie motionless on the floor
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
yes except it's a candy necklace and i just eat it while i lie motionless on the floor
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During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
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Inspired by all the lights that @pamtoo.bsky.social has in her bedroom, I bought these at TJ Maxx yesterday. I didn’t feel comfortable up on a ladder, so I just put them up where I could reach.
View from bed. It’s already cheered me the hell up.
View from bed. It’s already cheered me the hell up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Inspired by all the lights that @pamtoo.bsky.social has in her bedroom, I bought these at TJ Maxx yesterday. I didn’t feel comfortable up on a ladder, so I just put them up where I could reach.
View from bed. It’s already cheered me the hell up.
View from bed. It’s already cheered me the hell up.
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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You should follow all three but this one has me in it
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You should follow all three but this one has me in it
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
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Normally I’d say I don’t want to be part of any club that would have me as a member but I’ll make an easy exception for inclusion in @ennuidoofen.bsky.social ‘s collection of the shittiest posters in the world (flirting)
🥰
🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Normally I’d say I don’t want to be part of any club that would have me as a member but I’ll make an easy exception for inclusion in @ennuidoofen.bsky.social ‘s collection of the shittiest posters in the world (flirting)
🥰
🥰
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hey it’s @durtmchurtt.bsky.social bday today and one time he shoveled my sidewalk so don’t ever say I didn’t get him anything (or something) 🎈🎈🎈
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November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
hey it’s @durtmchurtt.bsky.social bday today and one time he shoveled my sidewalk so don’t ever say I didn’t get him anything (or something) 🎈🎈🎈
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during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
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I don’t wanna brag (actually I do) but I’m finally someone’s favorite.
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t wanna brag (actually I do) but I’m finally someone’s favorite.
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans